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Gilzinho has a minion!

the Bogfire Spook




Gilzinho
Legacy Name: Gilzinho


The Sweetheart Harvester
Owner: nervous

Age: 4 years, 10 months, 2 weeks

Born: May 8th, 2019

Adopted: 2 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: August 3rd, 2021

Statistics


  • Level: 4
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 100
     
  • Books Read: 100
  • Food Eaten: 3
  • Job: Unemployed


You have found yourself lost in the swamp, again! The trails get darker and darker as the sun is setting. Off in the distance, you see a rickety cabin on stilts in the swamp. Curious, your feet take you before the cabin...
Just as you're approaching, a tiny goblin-like boy in tattered clothing bolts out of the door, his smile wide and eyes bright.
You step back in surprise. You have a lot of questions.




Who are you?
'Ello there, young chap! I'm the Great Gilzinho, as you already know!
My swamp is the home to many creatures... lots of magical things are happening right now, all around you!

What do you do?
My stars, you've come all the way here and have never heard of my services? Well, I'll tell you. Haven't much else to do right now!
The Great Gilzinho makes potions. Love potions!

Love Potions?
Love potions! Love is all around us! My potions can make someone fall in love with you. Or stay in love with you! Or... rise someone from the dead!

They do what now?
Er... Well, and this doesn't happen all the time, but... I have had some potions... materalize love in a different way.
At times, you know, love is eternal. Love is unconditional. Being dead is a condition! If love is unconditional, then being dead can't stop anyone from giving love! Sometimes, love is so very strong that it can... Rise people from the dead! That's right! I love it all so much!

Your potions create... zombies?
Zombies is a terrible word! I prefer "eternally living" and... eternally hungry. Never mind that. Love persists through it all!


Then what?
I haven't gotten that far actually. Sometimes they come and visit me, sometimes they don't. They're just roaming free around the swamps these days, looking for their loved ones. Oh, I forgot to mention that. Heh heh. Well, you better be careful on your way back! Here, take this potion for your travels. Let me know how it goes!

The witch boy tosses you a small glass vial, then takes off back into the cabin. You still have a million questions, but with the potion in your hand, you glimpse around the swamp. It is well past dark now. Suddenly, you hear distant moaning in the trees that surround you.
Oh, brother.



The moaning is getting closer. Great, you think All hail the Great Gilzinho. Now I'm going to be eaten alive.
You consider your options. You could run, but how far would you make it? Probably not far at all. Then you look at the potion in your hand. The vial is small and glistening with a magenta liquid.
What the heck? You think suddenly out of desperation.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

You empty the vial into your mouth, and start to feel funny. Your lips tingle, and you're hungry... Really hungry. But mostly you just want a hug. You consider your life as it was, and where you were very wealthy and smart, you never really found love. Well, no better time than the present!
Your feet begin to drag under you as you limp towards the sounds of the moaning growing closer now. If you can't find dinner, at least maybe you can find a friend!


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Hearts Zombie Doll

Dying Flower

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