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Gilzinho has a minion!
the Bogfire Spook
the Bogfire Spook
Gilzinho
Legacy Name: Gilzinho
The Sweetheart Harvester
Owner: nervous
Age: 4 years, 10 months, 2 weeks
Born: May 8th, 2019
Adopted: 2 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: August 3rd, 2021
Statistics
- Level: 4
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 100
- Books Read: 100
- Food Eaten: 3
- Job: Unemployed
Just as you're approaching, a tiny goblin-like boy in tattered clothing bolts out of the door, his smile wide and eyes bright.
You step back in surprise. You have a lot of questions.
Who are you?
'Ello there, young chap! I'm the Great Gilzinho, as you already know!
My swamp is the home to many creatures... lots of magical things are happening right now, all around you!
What do you do?
My stars, you've come all the way here and have never heard of my services? Well, I'll tell you. Haven't much else to do right now!
The Great Gilzinho makes potions. Love potions!
Love Potions?
Love potions! Love is all around us! My potions can make someone fall in love with you. Or stay in love with you! Or... rise someone from the dead!
They do what now?
Er... Well, and this doesn't happen all the time, but... I have had some potions... materalize love in a different way.
At times, you know, love is eternal. Love is unconditional. Being dead is a condition! If love is unconditional, then being dead can't stop anyone from giving love! Sometimes, love is so very strong that it can... Rise people from the dead! That's right! I love it all so much!
Your potions create... zombies?
Zombies is a terrible word! I prefer "eternally living" and... eternally hungry. Never mind that. Love persists through it all!
Then what?
I haven't gotten that far actually. Sometimes they come and visit me, sometimes they don't. They're just roaming free around the swamps these days, looking for their loved ones. Oh, I forgot to mention that. Heh heh. Well, you better be careful on your way back! Here, take this potion for your travels. Let me know how it goes!
The witch boy tosses you a small glass vial, then takes off back into the cabin. You still have a million questions, but with the potion in your hand, you glimpse around the swamp. It is well past dark now. Suddenly, you hear distant moaning in the trees that surround you.
Oh, brother.
The moaning is getting closer. Great, you think All hail the Great Gilzinho. Now I'm going to be eaten alive.
You consider your options. You could run, but how far would you make it? Probably not far at all. Then you look at the potion in your hand. The vial is small and glistening with a magenta liquid.
What the heck? You think suddenly out of desperation.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
You empty the vial into your mouth, and start to feel funny. Your lips tingle, and you're hungry... Really hungry. But mostly you just want a hug. You consider your life as it was, and where you were very wealthy and smart, you never really found love. Well, no better time than the present!
Your feet begin to drag under you as you limp towards the sounds of the moaning growing closer now. If you can't find dinner, at least maybe you can find a friend!
credits
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Floppy Bat
Female Zombie Minion
Male Zombie Minion
Afoot
Tutti Frutti Flavored Poison
Squashed Stuffed Animal
Gnawed Thigh Bone
Organ Diary
Cooties
Love Languages
Snerflegus
Faithful Love Potion
Dried Red Roses
Passionate Love Letter
Passionate Perfume Bottle
Beloved Mushroom Wall Hanging
Undergrunge Sweety Dead Foaming Gel
Sweety Dead Harvester Plushie
I Chew Chew Choose You Sticker
Wine Sewing Tin
Wine Not-So-Straight Pins
Healthy Gums Bracelet
Spiked Lesser Brained Shrew
Bad Taxidermy George
Bad Taxidermy Fawn
Love Bug Codex
Bad Taxidermy Lion
Bad Taxidermy Thing
Gently Used Heart Present
I Nom You Sticker
Anatomically Correct Heart Plushie
Zombie Romance
Heart Warming Soup
Hearts Zombie Doll
Dying Flower
Bile Colored Cologne
I Love Your Blood Type
Freckle Fever Zombie Plushie
Lovely Discarded Doll Head
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Stinking Fungus Bouquet
Blood Rush Heart Sticker
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Sackdoll
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Intestine Pile Present
Meat Cube Present
Scab Zombear Plushie
Heart Warming Soup
Skitters Favorite Needle
Shriffles
Spurned Zombie Love
My Best Friend Ate My Arm
Mutated Heart
I Love Your Blood Type
Makeup Tips for the Undead