Imperfect has a minion!

Sneezy the Catchefant


The Graveyard Zasaba
Owner: tarot

Age: 7 years, 1 day

Born: February 26th, 2013

Adopted: 7 years, 1 day ago

Adopted: February 26th, 2013

Pet Spotlight Winner
June 25th, 2014


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

powers of mind-control, baby.
he started off innocently enough- he had these powers and he knew he could do good with them. he stopped potential robbers and muggers only by willing them not to, rewiring their thoughts with his own. his heroic persona was hailed, and he continued to show up to stop crime. but soon, he realized what he was doing wasn't enough. he could see corruption everywhere. this is when he realized what his gift was really for. and soon, he began to control the minds of ordinary civilians for the simplest things. was someone about to jaywalk? he was there to stop them. was someone about to cheat on their test? he could stop them, make them just take the test solo! was a politician secretly having an affair? he could destroy the man's career. he was, after all, unstoppable. so he would change people, but soon he would notice they would slip up and go back to their old habits once he had let his hold on them go. .. and he can't control them forever,that would drain him. so fine. that constant litterer? he can throw himself out his car like he would do his bottles. that person coughing while he was trying to enjoy his fucking book? he can choke on nothing and die. its okay! humanity may be flawed, but he's there to fix them all up. and he won't stop until every. single. person fits into his ideals. and if they don't, well. then they have no place in his world.


mind control powers. can control people for quite some time but the longer he does the more it tuckers him out. strong-willed people can resist his control, and he can't get a hold on supernatural creatures at all. can control a mass group of people but this would also exhaust him- he prefers to have a hold on two or three people at max. his control can last quite a long distance as well. he can't control someone who lives a state away, but if they're a town over he can.

the world is full of imperfections, and i must be its savior.
but at least... there's one perfection left in this undeserving filth.

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good morning, beautiful! it's gonna be another great day.

(clenches jaw) ... well... as long as you two had fun.

and uhh, what are you suppose to be?

i want to make the world a better place. you? you just want the fame.