Haskell has a minion!

Gunmetal the Souva

Legacy Name: Haskell

The Bloodred Bhakoru
Owner: Lea

Age: 7 years, 5 months, 1 week

Born: February 9th, 2017

Adopted: 6 years, 7 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: December 2nd, 2017


  • Level: 137
  • Strength: 335
  • Defense: 331
  • Speed: 327
  • Health: 327
  • HP: 327/327
  • Intelligence: 262
  • Books Read: 257
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Certified Mad Scientist

the mercenary

- sniper, weapons enthusiast, smoker, and overall edgelord
- has never truly known anything but the post-apocalyptic world he grew up in
- frequently acts like a dick; thinks it's justified because "that's just how the world is"
- generally ruthless and outright sadistic toward people that've wronged him
- tends to be bemused by 'goody-goodies' but doesn't hate them; has a weird sort of admiration for people that want to try to change the world for the better, while also thinking their goodness will get them killed
- overall a pretty shitty person whose redeeming qualities (loyalty, protectiveness) can only be found under a heavy layer of bullshit

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Pet Treasure

Drowned Squirrel

Gourd Witch Sage Stick

Flashback Wild One Cigarette

Mismatched Playing Card Deck

Sneak Thief Pick Set

Iron Lock Picks

Slab of Raw Meat

Useless Rusty Knife

Thief Catcher

Stale Moldy Ship Biscuit


Rabbit Foot

Questionable Meat

Lost Man

Forgotten Book of Card Games


Dystopian Scavenged Deck of Cards

Dead Person

Bone Handled Skinning Knife

Hangmans Noose

Probably Bread


Endure and Survive Backpack

Ruined First Edition

The One-Hit-Kill

Makeshift Bandage

Flaming Vampyre Cocktail

Rusty Broken Pipe

Bloody Rag

Trashy Bottle

How to Add and Remove Blood Stains

Infested Fabric Scrap

Pet Friends