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Masculinity has a minion!
Stroke the Eego
Stroke the Eego
Masculinity
Legacy Name: Masculinity
The
Chibi Experiment #886Owner:
MuerteAge: 5 years, 2 months, 4 weeks
Born: January 21st, 2019
Adopted: 5 years, 2 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: January 21st, 2019
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 0
- Defense: 4
- Speed: 4
- Health: 0
- HP: 10/0
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Pet Treasure
Crocodile Tears
Shattered Mirror Shards
Red Muscle Shirt
White Muscle Shirt
Black Muscle Shirt
Blue Muscle Shirt
Leg Day Muscle Tonic
Weightlifting Muscle Tonic
Instant Crunches Muscle Tonic
Mirror Gaze Muscle Tonic
Manly Feet
Eau De Toxic
Essence of Toxic Love
No Pumpkin Spice Sticker
Rugged Survival Kit
Black Electric Razor
Average Razor
Bloodred Razor
Blue Electric Razor
Brown Electric Razor
Green Razor
Olde Tyme Barbers Mahogany Razor
Olde Tyme Barbers Maple Razor
Olde Tyme Barbers Walnut Razor
Orange Razor
Red Electric Razor
Yellow Electric Razor
Shaving Cream
Olde Tyme Barbers Aftershave
Chainsaw
Fire Axe
Light Weights
Bacon
Large Black Bushy Beard
Large Bushy Beard
Large Light Bushy Beard
Large Reddish Bushy Beard
Large White Bushy Beard
Crying Egg
Bad Egg
Fake Curly Mustache
Over the Top Black Beard O Flowers
Over the Top Ginger Beard O Flowers
Over the Top Moss Beard O Flowers
Scruffy Moss Beard O Flowers
Scruffy Black Beard O Flowers
Scruffy Ginger Beard O Flowers
Bubble Moss Beard O Flowers
Braided Moss Beard O Flowers
Bubble Black Beard O Flowers
Braided Black Beard O Flowers
Braided Ginger Beard O Flowers
Bubble Ginger Beard O Flowers
Sausage Party
Este Evvu Skipari Hand-Painted Pot
Art Student Unused Razor
Black Pencil Mustache
Wretched Lock of Convict Hair
Black Clipon Mustache
Blonde Clipon Mustache
Mustache Paper Jack-o-Lantern
Mustachio Doll
Mustache on a Stick
Unruly Blonde Beard
Collection of Obscene Gesture Photos
Ginger Clipon Mustache
Brown Clipon Mustache
Ginger Faux Muttonchops
Professor New Evil Eye Straight Razor
Black Faux Muttonchops
Brown Puff Beard
Gray Clipon Mustache
Black Imperial Mustache
Brown Faux Muttonchops
Your Friend Hygiene
Unruly Chestnut Beard
Unruly Gray Beard
Blue Mens Grooming Kit
Black Stick-On Sideburns
Handlebar Mustache Choccie Biscuit
Essence of Pete
Charcoal Grill
Red Mens Grooming Kit
Black Mens Grooming Kit
Unruly Blonde Mustache
Black Beardlet
Buster Power Stache
Brown Mens Grooming Kit
Dark Brown Pencil Mustache
Dark Brown Curly Mustache
Gray Curly Mustache
Red Evil Mutton Chops
Unruly Ginger Beard
White Puff Beard
Ashy Beardlet
Father Time Beard
Bee-u-tiful Beard Wax
Blue Puff Beard
Blonde Faux Muttonchops
Blonde Puff Beard
Fire Leaf Yarn Beard
Yellow Mens Grooming Kit
Fake Mustache
Half-Frozen Beard
Bearded Bear
Woodcutters Rusty Razor
Brown Stick-On Sideburns
Ginger Stick-On Sideburns
Pink Goatee Kit
Beast Grooming Shears
Coast Outdoorsman Oil
Coast Outdoorsman Ointment
Coast Outdoorsman Pills
Coast Outdoorsman Tonic
Desert Outdoorsman Oil
Desert Outdoorsman Ointment
Desert Outdoorsman Pills
Desert Outdoorsman Tonic
Forest Outdoorsman Oil
Forest Outdoorsman Ointment
Forest Outdoorsman Pills
Forest Outdoorsman Tonic
Mountain Outdoorsman Oil
Mountain Outdoorsman Ointment
Mountain Outdoorsman Pills
Mountain Outdoorsman Tonic
Rugged Mountain Outdoorsman Oil
Rugged Mountain Outdoorsman Ointment
Rugged Mountain Outdoorsman Pills
Rugged Mountain Outdoorsman Tonic