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Maureen has a minion!
Minion the Selaviri
Minion the Selaviri
Maureen
Legacy Name: Maureen
The Glade Qrykee
Owner: flora
Age: 9 years, 2 months, 2 weeks
Born: January 12th, 2015
Adopted: 5 years, 2 weeks, 3 days ago
Adopted: March 11th, 2019
Statistics
- Level: 18
- Strength: 27
- Defense: 27
- Speed: 22
- Health: 24
- HP: 24/24
- Intelligence: 21
- Books Read: 21
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Night Shift
Age: forties or fifties or whatever.
Gender: nonbinary
Prounouns: any
Favorite color: There's an incomprehensibly vast amount of colors and the best of them all is green.. and also pink.
Perpetually seen under-dressed for every occasion. No look for her is complete without a tacky shirt, an even tackier tie, and the comfiest looking slippers you've ever seen.
She claims she's from another universe, but she's also a known liar.
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Another normal day on Cortex Island. Another day of failed experiments and wasted potential. Another day of tensions running high, and everyone at each others throat. Another day of... you get the point.
fOn this day, just like any other day Dr. Cortex, who's full name if you don't know you will know soon, was working not so patiently with his not always so competent right-hand man Dr. N. Gin, who's name you will not be learning. This day, seemingly the day as usual, was not like any other day. On this day, just as the two doctors were about to call it quits with their latest disappointment, an obscenely tall portal opens.
The black and purple seemingly two dimensional swirling mass appeared out of now where, causing quite a shock for the two doctors. In fact, Dr. Cortex was in such a state of panic he pulled his round companion close and screamed. Dr. N. Gin only trembled, his irregularly shaped teeth chattering.
Before either of them can question the other if this was their doing a being stepped out. Not just any being though. Almost as tall as the portal itself something that in no way resembled a human stepped out. Tall and round, dressed completely in black, wearing a helmet with large reflective blank eyes. It almost vaguely resembled a spacesuit, but altered in horrific ways. Dr. Cortex lets out a squeak.
Dr. N. Gin, however, quickly got over his fear and stepped between the being and his employer. His one brow furrows, and his jaw tightens. There's such determination and adrenaline visible on his face. If Cortex were to die there would be no one to pay for his insurance! For anyone who didn't know him it was probably a frightening sight!
The being was not frightened, sadly. A muffled, but deep and hearty laugh sounds through it.
"Cute." The first word it says. The being pulls out something vaguely gun shaped, and N. Gin steps forward, bracing himself for whatever was about ot come. A hole through his body? Being completely disintegrated? He was ready for anything. Anything that is except having a hole shot beneath him. Which unfortunately is exactly what the being does. In a blink of an eye N. Gin is gone.
Dr. Cortex, who's full name I promise you are about to learn, gasps, taking a step back. For a moment his eyes are wide as they stare at the spot his lackey just was, his shoulders completely slack. His heart beats so loud it echos through his ears. Dr. N. Gin was gone, either dead or transported to whatever horrible world this being was from. His brows furrow together, and he snarls, "How dare you! Don't you know how hard it is to find a lackey like Gin? He was so good at... well, he wasn't good at much really, but!" The doctor stomps his foot against the ground. "After I kill you I'm going to have to find a new one and that's going to be such an utter pain!"
"Your friend is fine. He is simply falling for now. He will come back in time. I've come to talk to you and I would not like to be interrupted."
Focusing on the wrong thing, the doctor tries to correct the being. "He's not my fr--"
"Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex." The being firmly interrupts him, speaking his full name in its deep, vaguely threatening voice. "I've traveled a long way to speak to you."
"So, you've heard of me? Well, what can I say, my reputation precedes me." Again, focusing on the wrong thing the doctor chuckles and positions himself smugly. "Look, if you're a fan I get it. But I don't sign autographs for free and I doubt I take whatever currency it is YOU use. So it would best you be going now. Ta-ta! Goodbye!"
The being does nothing for a moment. Dr. Cortex sweats under their invisible gaze. When they finally do speak again, they start with another hearty yet scary laugh.
"We've met, Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex. We've met not just once, not just twice. Not even just Three times! We've met so many times! I remember and strangely cherish each time I've met you. But all those times I've met you you were not yourself. Not this self anyways. Sometimes I've met you and you were almost identical to you are now, and sometimes you were someone completely different."
"I don't understand what you're saying. You're spouting nonsense! Just go back to where ever you came from."
Again, there's a pause.
"Dr. Neo Perwinkle Cortex. I've met so many different versions of you. So many variations of yourself. Those versions of yourself were not good enough to work with me. You, the Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex of this dimension, of this universe. You are perfect. You are just what I was looking for. So perfect. So smart. So, haha, handsome~. I've come from an entirely different universe. Just for the purpose of working with you!"
Dr. Cortex is obviously taken back by the compliments and sputters. He isn't given a chance to speak, again.
"Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex, let me blunt. I did not come here to ask to work with you. I came here toe demand to work with you. And with my help, I think you will realize the possibility for infinite villainy and chaos."
Before he can reply, another portal opens, feet above and slightly to the left of where N. Gin once stood. A second later the doctor himself drops through it, landing against the concrete ground with a loud thud. He looks around the room as if he's only seeing it for the first time.
Dr. Cortex glances at his henchman, then back to the being. Maybe it was because of the confusion over what had just transpired, or maybe easily and pathetically manipulated by compliments he was, but Dr Cortex reaches out a hand for the being to shake. "Welcome aboard, whoever you are!"
fOn this day, just like any other day Dr. Cortex, who's full name if you don't know you will know soon, was working not so patiently with his not always so competent right-hand man Dr. N. Gin, who's name you will not be learning. This day, seemingly the day as usual, was not like any other day. On this day, just as the two doctors were about to call it quits with their latest disappointment, an obscenely tall portal opens.
The black and purple seemingly two dimensional swirling mass appeared out of now where, causing quite a shock for the two doctors. In fact, Dr. Cortex was in such a state of panic he pulled his round companion close and screamed. Dr. N. Gin only trembled, his irregularly shaped teeth chattering.
Before either of them can question the other if this was their doing a being stepped out. Not just any being though. Almost as tall as the portal itself something that in no way resembled a human stepped out. Tall and round, dressed completely in black, wearing a helmet with large reflective blank eyes. It almost vaguely resembled a spacesuit, but altered in horrific ways. Dr. Cortex lets out a squeak.
Dr. N. Gin, however, quickly got over his fear and stepped between the being and his employer. His one brow furrows, and his jaw tightens. There's such determination and adrenaline visible on his face. If Cortex were to die there would be no one to pay for his insurance! For anyone who didn't know him it was probably a frightening sight!
The being was not frightened, sadly. A muffled, but deep and hearty laugh sounds through it.
"Cute." The first word it says. The being pulls out something vaguely gun shaped, and N. Gin steps forward, bracing himself for whatever was about ot come. A hole through his body? Being completely disintegrated? He was ready for anything. Anything that is except having a hole shot beneath him. Which unfortunately is exactly what the being does. In a blink of an eye N. Gin is gone.
Dr. Cortex, who's full name I promise you are about to learn, gasps, taking a step back. For a moment his eyes are wide as they stare at the spot his lackey just was, his shoulders completely slack. His heart beats so loud it echos through his ears. Dr. N. Gin was gone, either dead or transported to whatever horrible world this being was from. His brows furrow together, and he snarls, "How dare you! Don't you know how hard it is to find a lackey like Gin? He was so good at... well, he wasn't good at much really, but!" The doctor stomps his foot against the ground. "After I kill you I'm going to have to find a new one and that's going to be such an utter pain!"
"Your friend is fine. He is simply falling for now. He will come back in time. I've come to talk to you and I would not like to be interrupted."
Focusing on the wrong thing, the doctor tries to correct the being. "He's not my fr--"
"Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex." The being firmly interrupts him, speaking his full name in its deep, vaguely threatening voice. "I've traveled a long way to speak to you."
"So, you've heard of me? Well, what can I say, my reputation precedes me." Again, focusing on the wrong thing the doctor chuckles and positions himself smugly. "Look, if you're a fan I get it. But I don't sign autographs for free and I doubt I take whatever currency it is YOU use. So it would best you be going now. Ta-ta! Goodbye!"
The being does nothing for a moment. Dr. Cortex sweats under their invisible gaze. When they finally do speak again, they start with another hearty yet scary laugh.
"We've met, Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex. We've met not just once, not just twice. Not even just Three times! We've met so many times! I remember and strangely cherish each time I've met you. But all those times I've met you you were not yourself. Not this self anyways. Sometimes I've met you and you were almost identical to you are now, and sometimes you were someone completely different."
"I don't understand what you're saying. You're spouting nonsense! Just go back to where ever you came from."
Again, there's a pause.
"Dr. Neo Perwinkle Cortex. I've met so many different versions of you. So many variations of yourself. Those versions of yourself were not good enough to work with me. You, the Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex of this dimension, of this universe. You are perfect. You are just what I was looking for. So perfect. So smart. So, haha, handsome~. I've come from an entirely different universe. Just for the purpose of working with you!"
Dr. Cortex is obviously taken back by the compliments and sputters. He isn't given a chance to speak, again.
"Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex, let me blunt. I did not come here to ask to work with you. I came here toe demand to work with you. And with my help, I think you will realize the possibility for infinite villainy and chaos."
Before he can reply, another portal opens, feet above and slightly to the left of where N. Gin once stood. A second later the doctor himself drops through it, landing against the concrete ground with a loud thud. He looks around the room as if he's only seeing it for the first time.
Dr. Cortex glances at his henchman, then back to the being. Maybe it was because of the confusion over what had just transpired, or maybe easily and pathetically manipulated by compliments he was, but Dr Cortex reaches out a hand for the being to shake. "Welcome aboard, whoever you are!"
Pet Treasure
Asituv
Crownfang
Starry Night Sticker
Chelkur
Striped Lurby
Geeky Cupcakes
Tiny Paper Mouse
Jar of Paper Stars
Ball Lightning
Seavian
Grynnee
Pink Ink
Mandimo
Rift Fairy Plushie
20 Point Wizard Token
All The Best Things Glow Sticker
Squeakscale
Citrus Charms Lime Yellow Sunglasses
Nostalgic Fester Toy
Lovely Flamingo Couple
Labcoat
Nonbinary Pride Sash
Pan Pride Sash
Pink Glowing Pen
Hideous Button-down Shirt
Tropical Pineapple Shirt
Pineapple
Spiffy Cardboard Box
Cardboard Disguise
Muffin Man Lovely Boxers
Forum Sticky
Kick Me Sticky
Call Me Sticky
Note To Self Sticky
Bite Me Sticky
Lozer Sticky
Common Toilet Paper
Whoopee Cushion
Dad Jokes
Plastic Party Bag
Big Book of Jokes
Banana
Purple Dancing Flower
Vibrant Qrykee Plushie
Dancin King Sticker
Tomato Pincushion
Thumbtack
Magical Keepsake Box
Yellow Artist Acrylic Paint
Feli Paper Clip
Acorn
Green Permanent Marker
Lemon Subreze
Dance like Nobodys Watching Sticker
Bubble Gum Delight Yarn
N Sticker
Blutex Laser Wrist Watch
Understanding the Universe
Neon Blub
Black Hole
Meteo
I Love Aliens White Pennant
Darkness Soul Stone
Knotta Planet Plushie
Fancy Ringed Planet Ornament
Mesaa Planet Plushie
Moldy Atebus Cheese
To Serve Aliens
Yellow Alien T-shirt
White Alien Mug
Alien Rag Doll
Alien Matter
Tri-Jaw Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie
Bloodred Rubber Monster Mask
Dusk Rubber Monster Mask
Lilac Rubber Monster Mask
Tri-Jaw Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie
Nuclear Aeanoid Root
Mouthy Monster Wet Specimen
Vanishing Cream
Aquirn
Star Damsel
Experiment 1107 Beanbag
Experiment 1337 Beanbag
Sheerskin
Experiment 188 Plushie
Experiment 008 Plushie
Cobra Pose Experiment Plushie
Experiment 1102 Plushie
Fungus Fruit
Baking Powder
Citrus Charms Bubble Gum Tie
Daddy-O Tie
Glowing Tie
Suave Dotted Tie
Skull Adorned Tie
Cool Striped Tie
Sunny Daze Tie
Flamingo Animal Slippers
Monster Slippers
Green Giant Malicious Slippers
Pink Giant Malicious Slippers
Rainbow Giant Malicious Slippers
Red Giant Malicious Slippers
Yellow Giant Malicious Slippers
Common Mortiking Slippers
Arid Mortiking Slippers
Sun Mortiking Slippers
Field Mortiking Slippers
Twilight Mortiking Slippers
Yellow Comfy Slippers
Tan Comfy Slippers
Pink Comfy Slippers
Black Comfy Slippers
Purple Comfy Slippers
Red Comfy Slippers
Blue Comfy Slippers
Brown Comfy Slippers
Green Comfy Slippers