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Maureen has a minion!

Minion the Selaviri




Maureen
Legacy Name: Maureen


The Glade Qrykee
Owner: flora

Age: 9 years, 2 months, 2 weeks

Born: January 12th, 2015

Adopted: 5 years, 2 weeks, 3 days ago

Adopted: March 11th, 2019

Statistics


  • Level: 18
     
  • Strength: 27
     
  • Defense: 27
     
  • Speed: 22
     
  • Health: 24
     
  • HP: 24/24
     
  • Intelligence: 21
     
  • Books Read: 21
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Night Shift


Maureen Finity.


Age: forties or fifties or whatever.

Gender: nonbinary

Prounouns: any

Favorite color: There's an incomprehensibly vast amount of colors and the best of them all is green.. and also pink.

Perpetually seen under-dressed for every occasion. No look for her is complete without a tacky shirt, an even tackier tie, and the comfiest looking slippers you've ever seen.

She claims she's from another universe, but she's also a known liar.
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Another normal day on Cortex Island. Another day of failed experiments and wasted potential. Another day of tensions running high, and everyone at each others throat. Another day of... you get the point.

fOn this day, just like any other day Dr. Cortex, who's full name if you don't know you will know soon, was working not so patiently with his not always so competent right-hand man Dr. N. Gin, who's name you will not be learning. This day, seemingly the day as usual, was not like any other day. On this day, just as the two doctors were about to call it quits with their latest disappointment, an obscenely tall portal opens.

The black and purple seemingly two dimensional swirling mass appeared out of now where, causing quite a shock for the two doctors. In fact, Dr. Cortex was in such a state of panic he pulled his round companion close and screamed. Dr. N. Gin only trembled, his irregularly shaped teeth chattering.

Before either of them can question the other if this was their doing a being stepped out. Not just any being though. Almost as tall as the portal itself something that in no way resembled a human stepped out. Tall and round, dressed completely in black, wearing a helmet with large reflective blank eyes. It almost vaguely resembled a spacesuit, but altered in horrific ways. Dr. Cortex lets out a squeak.

Dr. N. Gin, however, quickly got over his fear and stepped between the being and his employer. His one brow furrows, and his jaw tightens. There's such determination and adrenaline visible on his face. If Cortex were to die there would be no one to pay for his insurance! For anyone who didn't know him it was probably a frightening sight!

The being was not frightened, sadly. A muffled, but deep and hearty laugh sounds through it.

"Cute." The first word it says. The being pulls out something vaguely gun shaped, and N. Gin steps forward, bracing himself for whatever was about ot come. A hole through his body? Being completely disintegrated? He was ready for anything. Anything that is except having a hole shot beneath him. Which unfortunately is exactly what the being does. In a blink of an eye N. Gin is gone.

Dr. Cortex, who's full name I promise you are about to learn, gasps, taking a step back. For a moment his eyes are wide as they stare at the spot his lackey just was, his shoulders completely slack. His heart beats so loud it echos through his ears. Dr. N. Gin was gone, either dead or transported to whatever horrible world this being was from. His brows furrow together, and he snarls, "How dare you! Don't you know how hard it is to find a lackey like Gin? He was so good at... well, he wasn't good at much really, but!" The doctor stomps his foot against the ground. "After I kill you I'm going to have to find a new one and that's going to be such an utter pain!"

"Your friend is fine. He is simply falling for now. He will come back in time. I've come to talk to you and I would not like to be interrupted."

Focusing on the wrong thing, the doctor tries to correct the being. "He's not my fr--"

"Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex." The being firmly interrupts him, speaking his full name in its deep, vaguely threatening voice. "I've traveled a long way to speak to you."

"So, you've heard of me? Well, what can I say, my reputation precedes me." Again, focusing on the wrong thing the doctor chuckles and positions himself smugly. "Look, if you're a fan I get it. But I don't sign autographs for free and I doubt I take whatever currency it is YOU use. So it would best you be going now. Ta-ta! Goodbye!"

The being does nothing for a moment. Dr. Cortex sweats under their invisible gaze. When they finally do speak again, they start with another hearty yet scary laugh.

"We've met, Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex. We've met not just once, not just twice. Not even just Three times! We've met so many times! I remember and strangely cherish each time I've met you. But all those times I've met you you were not yourself. Not this self anyways. Sometimes I've met you and you were almost identical to you are now, and sometimes you were someone completely different."

"I don't understand what you're saying. You're spouting nonsense! Just go back to where ever you came from."

Again, there's a pause.

"Dr. Neo Perwinkle Cortex. I've met so many different versions of you. So many variations of yourself. Those versions of yourself were not good enough to work with me. You, the Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex of this dimension, of this universe. You are perfect. You are just what I was looking for. So perfect. So smart. So, haha, handsome~. I've come from an entirely different universe. Just for the purpose of working with you!"

Dr. Cortex is obviously taken back by the compliments and sputters. He isn't given a chance to speak, again.

"Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex, let me blunt. I did not come here to ask to work with you. I came here toe demand to work with you. And with my help, I think you will realize the possibility for infinite villainy and chaos."

Before he can reply, another portal opens, feet above and slightly to the left of where N. Gin once stood. A second later the doctor himself drops through it, landing against the concrete ground with a loud thud. He looks around the room as if he's only seeing it for the first time.

Dr. Cortex glances at his henchman, then back to the being. Maybe it was because of the confusion over what had just transpired, or maybe easily and pathetically manipulated by compliments he was, but Dr Cortex reaches out a hand for the being to shake. "Welcome aboard, whoever you are!"
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Asituv

Crownfang

Starry Night Sticker

Chelkur

Striped Lurby

Geeky Cupcakes

Tiny Paper Mouse

Jar of Paper Stars

Ball Lightning

Seavian

Grynnee

Pink Ink

Mandimo

Rift Fairy Plushie

20 Point Wizard Token

All The Best Things Glow Sticker

Squeakscale

Citrus Charms Lime Yellow Sunglasses

Nostalgic Fester Toy

Lovely Flamingo Couple

Labcoat

Nonbinary Pride Sash

Pan Pride Sash

Pink Glowing Pen

Hideous Button-down Shirt

Tropical Pineapple Shirt

Pineapple

Spiffy Cardboard Box

Cardboard Disguise

Muffin Man Lovely Boxers

Forum Sticky

Kick Me Sticky

Call Me Sticky

Note To Self Sticky

Bite Me Sticky

Lozer Sticky

Common Toilet Paper

Whoopee Cushion

Dad Jokes

Plastic Party Bag

Big Book of Jokes

Banana

Purple Dancing Flower

Vibrant Qrykee Plushie

Dancin King Sticker

Tomato Pincushion

Thumbtack

Magical Keepsake Box

Yellow Artist Acrylic Paint

Feli Paper Clip

Acorn

Green Permanent Marker

Lemon Subreze

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Bubble Gum Delight Yarn

N Sticker

Blutex Laser Wrist Watch

Understanding the Universe

Neon Blub

Black Hole

Meteo

I Love Aliens White Pennant

Darkness Soul Stone

Knotta Planet Plushie

Fancy Ringed Planet Ornament

Mesaa Planet Plushie

Moldy Atebus Cheese

To Serve Aliens

Yellow Alien T-shirt

White Alien Mug

Alien Rag Doll

Alien Matter

Tri-Jaw Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Bloodred Rubber Monster Mask

Dusk Rubber Monster Mask

Lilac Rubber Monster Mask

Tri-Jaw Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Nuclear Aeanoid Root

Mouthy Monster Wet Specimen

Vanishing Cream

Aquirn

Star Damsel

Experiment 1107 Beanbag

Experiment 1337 Beanbag

Sheerskin

Experiment 188 Plushie

Experiment 008 Plushie

Cobra Pose Experiment Plushie

Experiment 1102 Plushie

Fungus Fruit

Baking Powder

Citrus Charms Bubble Gum Tie

Daddy-O Tie

Glowing Tie

Suave Dotted Tie

Skull Adorned Tie

Cool Striped Tie

Sunny Daze Tie

Flamingo Animal Slippers

Monster Slippers

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Pink Giant Malicious Slippers

Rainbow Giant Malicious Slippers

Red Giant Malicious Slippers

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Common Mortiking Slippers

Arid Mortiking Slippers

Sun Mortiking Slippers

Field Mortiking Slippers

Twilight Mortiking Slippers

Yellow Comfy Slippers

Tan Comfy Slippers

Pink Comfy Slippers

Black Comfy Slippers

Purple Comfy Slippers

Red Comfy Slippers

Blue Comfy Slippers

Brown Comfy Slippers

Green Comfy Slippers

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