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Okiri has a minion!

Amy the 2012 Singing Bird




Okiri
Legacy Name: Okiri


The Cream Jollin
Owner: Toby

Age: 8 years, 1 month, 3 weeks

Born: February 7th, 2016

Adopted: 8 years, 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: February 7th, 2016

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Ah, come in, come in. Welcome to my bar. I am Okiri. What may I get you?

Just one moment while I mix that.

Here you are. Ah, you want to know what makes my bar so special? Well, all of my drinks are non-alcoholic. Yes, even that delightful one you have there. I know, you would hardly believe it, would you? See, in my career as a bartender, I saw many pets around Subeta becoming rather ... overly dependent on alcohol. Many would come and drink in an attempt to erase their problems. They would drink until they became quite ill. Some of them had to go to Rachelle, in the Underground, to get new livers implanted. Quite a painful ordeal, I hear.

I decided, much to my sorrow, that I could no longer have a business that caused such harm to the lovely pets of Subeta. But, how could I give up my art of drink and cocktail mixing? I had trained in it my whole life, and was proud of my talent. We Jollins are skilled in these fine arts of food and drink.

So, it came to me - why not use my gift to develop drinks with no alcohol, which are just as exquisite, just as tempting as the alcoholic variety? So delightful that you could still use them to wash away the problems of a day, but without the harm. I practiced until I could recreate the taste and feel of every variety of wine, beer, and liquor perfectly.

Add the calm, soothing atmosphere I cultivate in my establishment, along with my ability to converse with my patrons about their struggles ... it worked! I was overjoyed. Now my customers can drink all they want, no liver replacements necessary, no hangovers, no dependency on my products. Along with my little bird Amy here, who fills the room with her cheerful song, it is a wonderful and healthy way to forget your troubles.

Well, I have talked enough now. It is supposed to be my job to listen to you. How was your day? Can I get you another drink?

I do hope you come back again, my friend. It was wonderful to meet you.


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Pet Treasure


Freyalise Citrus Medley

Triple Layer Smoothie

Calamansi

Watered-Down Drink

Lounge Drink Menu

Sweet Blonde

Mug of Helles

Beergarita

The Haze

Tangy Cherry Cocktail

Rusty Nail

Relaxing Mist Cocktail

Pineapple Splash Cocktail

Black Bear

Gimlet

Caberet Cocktail

Mimosa Punch

Citrus Evergreen Twist

Kir Royale

Lime Water

Rainbow Daiquiri

Dictator

2012 Champagne

Swirling Galaxy Cocktail

Triple Bloody Caesar

Bubbly Apple Spritzer

Galaxan Mist

Cherry Kick Cocktail

Twist-N-Turn Shot

Mai Tai

Lemon and Mint Cocktail

Honey Bubble Daiquiri

Caipirinha

Blue Tropical

Soothing Spiced Cider

Gin and Tonic

Bubbly RasBlu Tonic

Grand Gunter Amber Ale

Bloody Mary

Beer of Champions

Stemless Mulled Wine Glass

Whiskey Sour

Mojito

Spiced Orange Punch

The Smoker

Strawberry Mint Cocktail

Spiked Grapefruit Seltzer

Soothing Petal Cocktail

Mint Leaf Cocktail

Berry Infusion Cocktail

Rhubarb and Tequila Cocktail

Woowoo

Mint Cooler Cocktail

Rose Wine

Rosewater Champagne

Grilled Cherry Sour Cocktail

Mint Julep

Long Island Iced Tea

Honey Bea

Pretzel Sticks with Cream Cheese

Cucumbers and Tzatziki Crudite Bites

Salted Vetan Soft Pretzel

Roasted Chickpeas

The Entertainer Ragtime Sheet Music

The Rosebud March Sheet Music

Peacherine Ragtime Sheet Music

Maple Leaf Ragtime Sheet Music

Sunflower Slow Drag Sheet Music

Cocktail Shaker

Delphi Black Label

Absinthe

Dapper So Fantastic Cider

Pet Friends