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Frustrated Coder the Bean Sidhe




Segfault


The Common Experiment #0925
Owner: Bug

Age: 2 years, 3 months, 6 days

Born: March 13th, 2017

Adopted: 2 years, 3 months, 6 days ago

Adopted: March 13th, 2017

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  • Job: Bug Connoisseur


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"Putting the C in Crying"

Writing perfect C code is a very taxing trial
You spend half your time confused the other half you're in denial
If you forget a char or star you're surely gonna suffer
Make arrays with calloc but don't overflow that buffer
Make arrays with calloc but don't overflow that buffer

Writing perfect C code is an exercise in sorrow
You scratch your head at structs and then decide you'll sleep tomorrow
And you know gcc -Wall is such a disappointer
Malloc half your vars but don't dereference that null pointer
Malloc half your vars but don't dereference that null pointer

Writing perfect C code is so good for your self-hatred
Sometimes it will punish you for being too creative
Other times your errors just confirm that you're a dunce
Malloc on the heap but only free that pointer once
Malloc on the heap but only free that pointer once


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