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Lazarus


The Hydrus Popoko
Owner: Thespian

Age: 7 years, 8 months, 3 weeks

Born: July 23rd, 2016

Adopted: 4 years, 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: February 4th, 2020

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


profile by Thespian || background from seamless-patterns

◄ 100% irredeemable ►

Is the foundation of beliefs that have shaped my youth?
I found out that they weren't true
At all
God, money, and women will turn you mad
Always reaching for something that you can't have
(phantasmagoria - circa survive)

hello this guy's name is lazarus and he's aWFUL
1.67 cm of absolute hatred and resentment towards the world. was born into misery and believes the only way to get out of it was by uh, screwing over everyone around him

lazarus earned a decent living by joining gangs (common in the slums of outer greylake) and later ratting them out to corrupt (and generally awful let's be real) police. he fucking hates police tho and only uses them to further his goals. tbh he's backstabbed anyone who ever showed him kindness and has 0 regrets /shrug
he's a manipulative, greedy bastard who buys flashy things with his blood money because he wants to feel like a dandy

gets called rat boy lmao bc even tho lazarus is in his mid/late twenties he still looks p young (and being short helps)

also you think he gets away with the shit he does?? WRONG lazarus has had the shit beat out of him numerous times before for crossing the wrong people. it's a miracle he's still alive tbh
tho he did have two fingers cut off at one point so uh there's that

guess what anime character he was inspired by and u get a hug

lazarus be like

Pet Treasure


Letter of Traitorous Origin

Inevitable Betrayal Sticker

Oddly Ornate Revolver

Pet Friends