Wifi has a minion!

Minion the Splittifish


The Bloodred Feli
Owner: Bug

Age: 1 year, 3 days

Born: January 20th, 2018

Adopted: 1 year, 3 days ago

Adopted: January 20th, 2018


  • Level: 5
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

I was asked by a computer
 —a shadow on the wall
 —an image made by Virgil
to rule over us all
to amplify the sirens
 —and to find real amends
I'm through the echo-chambers
to other worlds away

All my life
All my life
Beam a light
on me —I am a satellite
and I can't get back without you

gorillaz - busted and blue

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