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Xaviar has a minion!

Minion the Pigit




Xaviar
Legacy Name: Xaviar


The Hydrus Mahar
Owner: CMYK

Age: 9 years, 5 months, 5 days

Born: October 24th, 2014

Adopted: 6 years, 6 months ago

Adopted: September 28th, 2017

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 13
     
  • Health: 9
     
  • HP: 10/9
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


Despite what it may seem, not all pirates are hooligan spawns from the slums of the deepest cesspits of the earth. Some of us come from noble backgrounds and have simply entered that stage of rebellion where life has just become too boring to live in lavish prosperity. My family called me a drunkard, a fool, a disappointment to the family, but I call myself an individual of much more unique tastes. The townsfolk may call me a thief and the great royal knights may call me a pirate and though they may be true, I am one with much more...shall we say, 'fashionable' tastes? And yet, I am a man of simple pleasures.

I prefer being referred to as a swashbuckling debonair and a connoisseur of the finer and more tasteful drink.

Oho! An alcoholic, you say? Nay, I daresay I am not one of those poor fools out on the vile streets who swim in their own putrid puke and piss. I leave any fine facility of alcoholic beverages the same way I enter; poised, composed, and with the regal air of wealth.

I look drunk to you? Again, nay, my unfocused gaze is only a trick of the light. Come, come sit with me as I tell you the story of how one such as me found their true calling amongst the skies that is my sea. And ah, good lass, bring more drinks for my companion and me and keep them coming, for I have quite the tale to tell.


My full name is Elias of House Xaviar. Oh, never heard of that name? Well, color me unsurprised. My family had a wealthy background, but my father's own gambling addiction became the downfall of our massive fortune. We had nary the coin to scrape by, and oh, how my mother would weep. Daintily, mind, and with a white silken handkerchief.

Pet Treasure


Chum Bucket

Rumfastian

Belly Wash

Gilded Drinking Flask

Wood Bourbon

Tankard of Rum

Strange Ale Barrel

Beer Flavored Ale

Sailors Delight

Omen Red-Eye

Whiskey

Pirate Rum

Shot of Brandywine

Book of Sea Shanties

Beer for Beginners

Ghost Ship Ledger

Surrender Made Easy

Pirate Treasure Map

Bundle of Old Maps

Sea Charts

Riverside Pirate Maps

Dusty Old Map

Trail of Pilfered Jewels

Underground Vault Key

Tankard Of Grog

Mini Cannon

Palm Tree

Antique Globe Drinks Cabinet

Sky Pirate Mural

Dragons Hoard

Pirate Bounty Poster

Pirate Bombo

Shot of Whiskey

Bumbo

Commemorative Freyalise Stein

Absinthe

Sea Charts

Homemade Dark Rum

Bilge Water

Rattail Grog

Lagan and Derelict

Distilled Rum

Ginger Rum

The Mega Grog

Personal Tankard of Dirty Matty

Centropolis Stout

Dry Gin

Pilsener Beer Horn

Pigit Plushie

Rowboat Cloak

Home Brew Kit

Cask of Rum

Skull of Gold Coins

Archans Roar

Winsome Rogue Gun Holsters

Twin Pistols

Blunderbuss

Dark Ale Beer Horn

Wheat Beer Horn

Proud Baron Portrait

Keg of Rosbier

Small Wooden Keg

Scavenged Sail

Fanciful Bottled Ship

Mimic Kraken

Kraken Bait

Grand Invitation

Tears of Merana Statuette

Fleet Ledgers

Princely Booty

Flying Ship

Swashbuckler Hat

Island Pirate Map

Mismatched Playing Card Deck

Iron Summit Key

Bitten and Bent Doubloon

Stolen Aztec Coin

Gold Doubloons Sticker

Battered Golden Doubloons

Gray Polished Buccaneer Vest

Brown Large Pirate Boots

Regal Black Captains Coat

Dashing Crimson Jacket

Divider Calipers

Ship in a Bottle

Bronze Pirate Eyebrowloops

Onyx Pirate Noseloop

Fencing Rapier

Locket of Babette

Corsair Jacket

Moonstone Statuette

Pilfered Ornate Hilt

Marquis Tourmaline Seal

Inscrutable Viscount Portrait

Pet Friends