Ariel
Legacy Name: Ariel

nce upon a time there lived a poontang princess who is most often found tiptoeing through the tulips, playing Nintendo, and climbing in her treehouse. It's believed that she collects hobbies for a living, notably weaving baskets from fresh tentacles, making daguerreotype plates, choreographing porn, pillbug bowling, and just about every type of needlecraft that you could imagine--though it's clear that she loves to knit the most. Rumor has it that the last time someone got in between her and her plushie making, she strangled the perpetrator in an elaborate noose constructed of IV tubing.

She is rarely found without her trusty wieners by her side, despite their clanking toenails eliminating any chance of her making a stealthy move. She once got herself out of a pretty sticky situation by making mayonnaise from human breastmilk. Stories go on to mention a period of time where she once ingested nothing but corn on the cob for a week, and thoroughly documented the humorous results. Sadly the findings have never been located, this is merely speculation at present time.

Because of certain ailments, she is to live without gluten (failure to adhere to her diet leads to ferocious diarrhea). She manages just fine, and has shown that jerk who's boss. She sustains herself largely on a diet of meat, namely venison. Mmm, Bambi burgers! She is determined to construct the perfect gluten-free cupcake that has ever graced the planet.

Her early twenties have been proving to be some of the most exciting and exhausting years of her life, but she is forlorn no more! Between semesters of nursing school, she manages to take regular trips to Egypt to dig in the sand for long lost triceratops bones. Her extreme sexual desire for Pee-wee has lead her to this recently recovered photograph titled, "The single best moment of my life". Things like this have also lead to the newly indoctrinated 27th commandment, "Thou shalt not click on any of Ariel's links." Let this be a lesson to you all.

Like all good fairy tales, this one ends happily ever after. She got tired of kissing all those frogs, and came upon a trail of puzzle pieces that led her to a mime. Never one to walk away from a challenge, she was determined to break his character. She failed miserably, but after that first kiss, the mime instantly transformed into the handsome prince Christopher--the prince she would fall in love with. This story might end here, but their love, and annual trips to the playa, never will.

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