Atlanta has a minion!

Yeehaw Junction the Male Zombie Minion

Atlanta
Zombieland, USA



While out scavenging for goods, you come across a pocket cassette recorder, laying on the ground by a baseball bat. Curious, you pick it up and push play -

*sounds of static followed by a husky female voice*

Testing, testing. I hope this thing is working.

My name is Atlanta. Oh, I used to have another name but since things went crazy, people mostly call themselves by the name of their hometowns. Yep, I used to live in Atlanta, before the zombies took the city over. I miss going to Braves games. I am pretty sure I saw zombie Chipper Jones once, near the old stadium. Celebrity zombies are interesting to spot.

Anyway, after Atlanta became a mess, me and my boyfriend Yeehaw Junction... He claims, well claimed, that is the real name of the place he used to live in Florida before we met... We headed out West. Some girls we ran into told us they were going to a theme park out in Cali. They swore that they heard it was zombie-free. So, what the heck, we headed out to see if that was true. There wasn't anything better to do.

Yeehaw made it as far as Vegas with me before he got bitten by a zombie... Would you believe the zombie was Barry Manilow? I guess there must be a lot of celeb zombies in places like Vegas, and Hollywood. Of course being bitten by a celebrity didn't make any difference to poor Yeehaw... He still turned into a zombie. I kept him with me for awhile, but it didn't really work out so I turned him loose. One more zombie more or less won't change the world. But it is lonely, so I picked up this old cassette recorder in a casino office. I figured it would give me something to talk to... Oops *Growling noise followed by a THUNK* Now where did she come from?

Anyway *coughs for several seconds then clears throat* I kept going, I made it all the way to California, and to this park those girls mentioned. Let me say, it was not zombie-free. I spent a week or so hiding in a maintenance shed when things went crazy. Someone had turned on all the rides, and the lights brought the zombies running. I didn't see much, I was in a shed, duh! But after the gunshots and chaos stopped I walked outside and sure enough it was those girls. They had two guys with them... I went over to say hello but before I got there something hit me from behind. One of the guys heard me scream, and shot it, but not fast enough. A freaking clown of all things, ugh. They all seemed to feel bad about it, one guy even gave me a snack cake, but there wasn't anything they could do. They talked to me for a little while, I told them about zombie Barry Manilow and Yeehaw and they told me about meeting not a real zombie Bill Murray. Then they *coughing* went on their way.

So finally found some use for this recorder. Maybe someone *gasps* will listen to this someday. I wonder if... *coughing sound that trails off into a low growling*

End of tape




Credits:
Story - Tribble
Pet Profile - Lea
Custom Overlay - Ozo


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