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Kevin has a minion!

Styx the Snowflaik




Kevin
Legacy Name: Copied


The Golden Urubu
Owner: Jesus

Age: 5 years, 11 months, 4 weeks

Born: April 21st, 2018

Adopted: 5 years, 11 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: April 21st, 2018

Statistics


  • Level: 5
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 6
     
  • Books Read: 6
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


62 Levels. 310 Strength. 92 Intelligence.
The clone of a man that has no idea how to live the life that is supposedly "his own", Kevin spirals out of control by excessively trying to be in control. Ungrateful for the "gift" of life he was given, he finds the most comfort in trying to distance himself from the image of his family and looking forward to the day he will die alone. Because he has so much apparent control over himself, he exists almost entirely without putting much thought into the fact there's more to his blood than just that of a human, and his failure to tap into that further shortens his time significantly. Fortunately, this is entirely for the best.


Kevin was created with about as much love as a product on a conveyor line. Devin, the man he was directly cloned from and expected to call his father, didn't know what he was doing either, setting him up to be a hard person from the start. It was by accident he grew up aggressive and undisciplined, and Kevin often took this out on his younger brother, Evan.
Embarrassed by the circumstances of his birth, his family life being unlike most others, and the amount of attention they attracted, Kevin fixated on his image and took to overcompensating for it. People tolerated him for what he had, not what he was. Pushing away his interests, he wasted his childhood.
Just how much he wasted was a slap in the face when Kevin put an ounce of thought into what it meant for him to exist. Just barely a teenager, it dawned on him that Devin's struggles would one day be his own; probable addictions, cysts, recurring cancer and all. Spiraling out of control from his newfound anxieties paired with his already vicious demeanor, he easily became one of the most hated people in town. Kevin knows it's justified that people despise him and prefers to keep things this way. Don't call him gay or he'll cry big baby tears about it and commit manslaughter to compensate.



Styx the very good boi Snowflaik



Pet Treasure


Brain on a Leash

Brain Food

Make-It-Rain Wallet

Cherry Vanilla Zoom Soda

Half-Eaten Sandwich

Sticky Bandage

Torn Broken Nose First Aid Page

Collected Correspondence

Jam Sandwich

Toxic Skull Backpack

Harvested Length of Intestine

Romero Post Mortem Muddy Boot Print

Sougara Wasteland Cowboy Dirty Bandage Tin

Takeout Menu

Box of Childhood Memories

Bloodied Gray Handkerchief

Hand Bandage Scraps

Bloody Rag

Srsface

Betamon: Crimson Gamepet Game

Free Beer

Topaz Demontail

Topaz Petit Demon Horns

Orange Long Fruit Roll

Less Than Sticker

Pitcher Plant

Triple Layer Smoothie

Coconut Cream Pie

Fish Tacos

Burrito

Blonde Haircut Shears

Literal Bucket List

Tongue Piercing Jewelry

Suture Kit

Double Ear Piercing Jewelry

Burnt Sooty Ash Pile

Chin Piercing Jewelry

Pile of Ashes

Magical Duct Tape

X-Ray Negative

Common Six-Shooter

Black Electric Bass

Grand Piano

Cookie-Swirled Brownies

Cheese and Jelly Sandwich Halves

Letters to an Imaginary Friend

Infected Muscle Tissue

Light Wash Mercilessly Shredded Jeans

Book of Destroys

Ice Bag

Hospital Bed

Poorly Thought Out Apology Note

Intense Love Letter

Pet Friends


Cyrus
dude youre standing kind of gay.

Devin
Dad :thumbsdown:

Matarael
some idiot that lives in our house

Evan
garbage brother