Lindt the Elegant Chocolate Lolimorph
The Custom Sweetheart Jollin
Age: 6 years, 8 months, 4 weeks
Born: January 23rd, 2014
Adopted: 6 years, 8 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: January 23rd, 2014
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
the sensational chocolatier.
The ideal world would be constructed of chocolate.
Forget the foul fumes of acrylic paint and drywall cement. Walls could come in white, milk or dark chocolate slabs with rainbow-coated candies serving as patterned wallpaper. Pretzels would take the place of wooden beams and every yard would contain at least three gingerbread trees heavy with chocolate leaves.
Truffle sighed as he looked around his small apartment. His world was not ideal, but he did the best he could. All of his furniture was upholstered in warm shades of brown and the bookshelf in the sitting room was crammed with cookbooks that featured a selection of the most delectable chocolate recipes. His personal favorite was 10,001 Chocolate Creations.
His nostrils twitched in appreciation of the wonderful aroma of fresh sweet rolls out of the oven. If one had to live above a shop, one could choose no better type than the local Torte. Waking up to the temptation of a hundred tasty morsels just one floor below was second only to the cozy warmth of falling asleep in a room kept toasty by the ovens below.
Truffle poured himself a bowl of cereal with a generous helping of chocolate milk, cleaning every last drop from the bottom of the bowl with his spoon. As he went to put the gallon away, a plastic food tubby on the top shelf caught his attention. Crafting artisan chocolates was his hobby and passion. Tucked away in cupcake liners were tiny chocolate figures that took the shape of Subetan inhabitants, famous figures, and popular holiday symbols. Truffle grinned, plucking a tiny Luminaire reindeer from its stack and popping it into his mouth. Chocolates made by Truffle were guaranteed to never spoil and to hold their shape even on the volcanic slopes of Darkside's outer limits.
He nibbled a chelon and a miniature of Jaxon Skelly before he could contain himself. These were intended for a friend and well worth the reward. He slapped the lid in place before he could change his mind and eat through the whole supply.
He descended the stairs with care, avoiding the third one from the bottom that always creaked. Rounding the corner, he could see that the morning rush had come and gone, though there were a few customers still pondering what to buy for breakfast.
Torte held his usual place behind the counter, wrapping those items his customers called for with expert paws. He did not need to see the contents of the display case to know where every item was placed. Truffle admired a creamy chocolate pie while he waited. The cherry on top seemed a little overdone though the presentation was beautiful as ever.
"I know you're there, Truffle." Torte rested an elbow on the counter, cloudy eyes trained exactly on the spot where Truffle stood. "All the cocoa powder I have in stock can't hold a candle to you."
"Nor will you, if you truly care about me." Truffle chuckled as he set the box on the counter. "You could put the whole squad of Centropolis Police Ruffies to shame with that sniffer, you know."
Torte shuddered at the thought of running the streets. "I'm quite happy to bake, thank you. What is it you've got there?" He felt around until a paw encountered the edge of the container.
"Enough chocolate miniatures for you to add the perfect touch to every pastry in this room."
Torte's sensitive claws traced the shape of a lasirus with wings extended in flight. "Excellent. These will be perfect for a new Morostide line I'm planning. Let me just put these in supply and then I'll pay you."
Truffle had to swallow twice at the sight of the double-layer chocolate cake with fudge frosting that Torte brought from the back. Chocolate shavings rimmed the icing on the edge and the cake's surface held a perfect ring of dark chocolate truffles. It was all he could do not to plunge a paw right into the surface and pig out on the spot. An elderly tigrean reminded him to exercise some self-control, though he did manage to nibble one chocolate curl without attracting notice.
The cake occupied a place of honor on the top center shelf of his fridge. He stared at it, trying to convince himself that this time he would make it last beyond two days. Shaking his head, he pulled the cake back out. He would only have a small piece, and a second would go in his lunch. He would work on improving his mastery of willpower at supper time. Yes, supper time sounded good.
The cake was simply scrumptious. He even took the time to lick the crumbs from his plate, saving himself the bother of scrubbing his plate later. The second slice went into his lunchbox. Looking over at the clock on the oven, he groaned. So much for enjoying a leisurely walk to work.
Walking the streets of Centropolis was always fun. Everybody who passed him was an admirer, and why shouldn't they be? He was one gorgeous jollin with his whipped cream ruff, chocolate-drizzled body, and adorable peanut spots.
He strode confidently through the front door of The Candy Shack, raising a hand in greeting to the candy tasters hard at work in one corner. His office was back in the factory where all of Subeta's candy was made. His work station was covered in memos, old recipes that had not made it to market, and new ones he intended to pitch during his meeting with Dolly that afternoon. The wall behind his desk was dedicated to portraits signed by Subeta's rich and famous. It was Truffle who had convinced Saggitarius to add Gold Flake Cake Slices to his quest rewards and Truffle who had come up with Trick or Treat candies for the last seven years, despite Jaxon's vehement protests that they were too cutesy.
Dolly came trotting in shortly after noon, wearing her usual sugary grin. "Hello, Truffle! I'm very excited to see your latest proposals."
"I have them for you here. I really think we would do well to expand our truffle line. Peppermint and marshmallows are great, but just think of how many options we have available. We could stuff truffles with chocolate sauce, combining flavors not commonly seen. Just imagine a a white chocolate shell around smooth, rich, dark chocolate. It would be like a mudslide from Libertine Lounge without the bother of dancing!"
"It does sound delicious, but I was thinking if we expand the truffle line, it would be best to add a few popular flavors like peanut butter and mint. I may even start up a line with fruit fillings."
Truffle wrinkled his nose. "We have too many fruit candies as it is. Young Subetans don't come here for health food so why make our candy taste like fruit?" He cleared his throat at Dolly's small frown. "I mean no disrespect and I'm a huge admirer of your work. I just think it makes sense to focus our energy on what we know will work and our chocolates outsell our fruit candies three to one."
"I will certainly take your suggestions under consideration, Truffle. Goodness knows you have given us many fine products. Your fancy chocolates just fly off the shelves, but we need to think of all our customers if we want to keep them coming back. We can't afford to ignore what the customers desire, and there is without a doubt a place for fruit candies as surely as for chocolates.
Truffle waited until Dolly had left to roll his eyes.
He was happy to hear the whistle of the lunch bell. On such a lovely day he could not resist shouldering his lunch bag and taking a walk to the nearby park. A group of youngsters played on the distant playground equipment while Subetans in business suits nibbled their way through the contents of brown paper bags. Many of them did not even make it through a half-sandwich before their cell phones went off.
Truffle started with with a wrap spread with chocolate and honey, moving on next to a bag of apple slices he paired with his own chocolate dipping sauce. Chocolate-covered potato chips came next, washed down with a bottled chocolate energy shake. He did not notice the celinox gaping at him until he was halfway through his slice of cake.
"How ever can you eat like that? Don't you realize how hard it is on your body? You'll weigh more than a battle-trained Mortiking at the rate you're going." She smoothed the fur on her chest with a smug grin. "You really ought to try some of the produce over at Food Market. I've been eating there every day for six months and I've already lost twenty pounds." Her pride was so thick that on the last two words, her voice was nearly a purr.
"I'll have to take your word for it with all that fur. You could save yourself a lot of coin just by getting a haircut."
"Oh!" She stood, snatching up her purple leather bag. "Some people just can't take good advice." She continued to mutter under her breath as she walked away.
Truffle shrugged. She was jealous, obviously. Most people were. It wasn't his fault they weren't smart enough to add more chocolate to their diets.
He could not resist paying a visit to Chamomile on his way back to work. The soft-spoken sheeta made friends easily, building up those around her with well-worded compliments and listening patiently to complaints. Her small tea shop was tucked between two massive skyscrapers constructed by Blackmoon Inc. On such a fine day, it was no great surprise that the outdoor tables with their purple umbrellas were all occupied.
Chamomile was inside, seated in her usual plush chair next to the fireplace that would not see use before Morostide. She smiled and rose at the sight of Truffle.
"It is so good to see you, Truffle. I hope you will join me for a cup of tea."
Truffle had to work on not pulling a face. Wads of leaves soaked in water were not his idea of a delicacy. He liked Chamomile enough that he didn't want to hurt her feelings. "I'm sorry to say I only have a moment. I was hoping you could tell me if those superb cocoa blends of yours will be returning for Luminaire this year? I do swear, you could put Icy Goods out of business."
"You are much too kind, Truffle. I would bring them back just for your sake, but not to worry. My vanilla bean cocoa is my best Luminaire seller behind my special peppermint tea blend."
"Delighted to hear it. I really am sorry to come and go like this." He placed a few gold coins on the counter, holding up his hands when she tried to give the money back. "We'll call it a deposit on the new mixer you'll no doubt need for all the cocoa I'll consume."
A stack of papers from the suggestion box awaited his attention when he arrived back at the office. The box had been Dolly's idea, a way to encourage their customers to have a say in the candies that would appear on the shelves. Truffle snorted at the notion of gummies shaped like the heads of Subeta's minions and gagged at the thought of chocolate-coated insects. That one had to come from a citizen of Shadowglen. Nobody else would come up with such a ludicrous flavor combination.
He was only halfway through the pile when the closing bell rang. He was only one block away from his apartment when the bubbly voice of Sundae called his name.
"Truffle, my dear! I know you weren't thinking of walking past my parlor without sampling one of my new flavors."
Truffle licked his lips. Nobody could build an ice cream cone like Sundae and her gelato was a sin far greater than any devil's food cake.
"You are looking marvelous as ever, Sundae."
She primped the delectable Sundae ruff that ringed her neck, offering Truffle an indulgent smile. "Knowing you, darling, nothing but a triple scoop will do."
Truffle agreed to try the cocoa mallow cheesecake swirl, along with the usual rocky road and fudge caramel crunch that he loved so much. Once she had stacked the cone, Sundae dipped all three scoops in the vat of chocolate sprinkles, throwing him a wink as she handed over the cone. "Don't go trying to overpay me now. You just be sure and bring me some more of that fabulous chocolate syrup you make so well."
He made a mental note to bring her a double portion.
The tip of the waffle cone vanished down his throat as he came to his apartment. He could see Torte through the side window, spreading pink icing over the edges of a cake while his pet belky saw to the finer points of decoration. Truffle's thoughts immediately turned to his own cake. He took the stairs two at a time, putting the wrong key to the lock in his excitement to get inside.
He took his dinner in front of the TV, enjoying a hearty portion of pasta with chocolate marinara sauce. His station of choice was The Baking Network. Honestly, their programming was the only reason he had bothered to get cable.
He did a fist pump as the announcer came on to remind viewers that tonight's programming was a marathon of Chocoholics. Digging his fork into his third slice of cake for the day, Truffle settled in to enjoy the best show of all time.
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Delicious Chocolate Pie
Solid Dark Chocolate
Dark Chocolate Truffles
Milk Chocolate Truffles
Peppermint Covered Truffles
Marshmallow Covered Truffles
White Chocolate Truffles
Solid Milk Chocolate
Double Chocolate Swirl Bonbon
Gooey Pumpkin Spice Truffle
Wrapped Chocolate Drizzle Gumball
Fancy Chocolate Truffle
Champagne Chocolate Truffle
Simple Chocolate Truffle
Cherry Stuffed Chocolate Pumpkin
Orange Stuffed Chocolate Pumpkin
Toffee Stuffed Chocolate Pumpkin
Marshmallow Stuffed Chocolate Pumpkin
Creme Stuffed White Chocolate Pumpkin
Marbled Dark Chocolate Fudge
Mini Cappuccino Chocolate Cube
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Mini Coconut Chocolate Cube
Mini Swirly Chocolate Cube
Mini White Chocolate Cube
Chocolate Raspberry Tart
Dark Chocolate Coffin Candy
Dark Chocolate Almond Coffin Candy
Milk Chocolate Coffin Candy
Milk Chocolate Caramel Coffin Candy
White Chocolate Coffin Candy
Chocolate Chocolate Taco
Bag of Dark Chocolate Chips
Bag of Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
Bag of Milk Chocolate Chips
Bag of White Chocolate Chips
Dark Chocolate Bar
Milk Chocolate Bar
White Chocolate Bar
Dark Chocolate Skull
Milk Chocolate Skull
White Chocolate Skull
Chocolate Spider Bark
Dark Chocolate Web Bar
Milk Chocolate Web Bar
Homemade Dark Chocolate Egg
Dark Chocolate Coated Peanut Butter Egg
Dark Chocolate Coated Marshmallow Egg
Dark Chocolate Dipped Fondant Egg
Dark Chocolate Almond Bark
Milk Chocolate Almond Bark
White Chocolate Almond Bark
Homemade Chocolate Egg
Chocolate Coated Peanut Butter Egg
Chocolate Coated Marshmallow Egg
Chocolate Dipped Fondant Egg
Fancy Criss-Crossed Chocolate
Fancy Dotted Dark Chocolate
Fancy White Chocolate Gift
Homemade White Chocolate Egg
White Chocolate Coated Peanut Butter Egg
White Chocolate Coated Marshmallow Egg
White Chocolate Dipped Fondant Egg
Chocolate Cream Chocolate Egg
Caramel Chocolate Egg
Chocolate Cream Egg
Double-fun Miniature Candy Bar
Fun Size Chortles Candy Bar
Classic Miniature Candy Bar
Lumpy Miniature Candy Bar
Dark Chocolate Morostide Drop
Milk Chocolate Morostide Drop
White Chocolate Morostide Drop
2012 Chocolate Ball
2012 Chocolate Orange
Riverside Black and Gold New Years Chocolate
Shengui Guo Black and Gold New Years Dessert Cup
Too Much Truffle
Chocolate Candy Recipes
Chocolate DCM Cluster
Dark Chocolate DCM
Dark Swirl DCM Choco Candy
Light Swirl DCM Choco Candy
White Chocolate DCM
Dark Chocolate Rose
Milk Chocolate Rose
White Chocolate Rose
Delicious Chocolate Shell Cup of Espresso Swirly Happiness
Dark Chocolate Heart
Milk Chocolate Heart
White Chocolate Heart
Dark Chocolate Chicken
Milk Chocolate Chicken
White Chocolate Chicken
Foil-Wrapped Chocolate Orange
Dark Chocolate Bunny
Milk Chocolate Bunny
White Chocolate Bunny
Dark Chocolate Witch Hat
Milk Chocolate Witch Hat
White Chocolate Witch Hat
Chewy Chocolate-Cream Candy
Dark Chocolate Candy Razor Blades
Chocolate Candy Razor Blades
White Chocolate Candy Razor Blades
Darkside Chocolate Fan
Shadowglen Chocolate Fan
Shengui Guo Chocolate Fan
Chocolate Bat Cookies
Mint Chocolate Coated Beetle
Milk Chocolate Coated Beetle
White Chocolate Coated Beetle
Dark Chocolate Ontra
Milk Chocolate Ontra
White Chocolate Ontra
Handmade Chocolate Blob Kitty Head
Dipped Dark Chocolate Neela
Dipped Milk Chocolate Neela
Dipped White Chocolate Neela
Dark Chocolate Xotl
Milk Chocolate Xotl
White Chocolate Xotl
Chocolate Torrey Pudding
Choco-White Choco Marbled Biscuit Stick
Choco-Banana Marbled Biscuit Stick
White Choco-Dark Choco Marbled Biscuit Stick
Licorice Filled Chocolate Kats
Coconut Filled Chocolate Kats
Dark Chocolate Ball
Milk Chocolate Ball
Artikat Colorswirl Chocolates
Chocolate Covered Chelons
Cherry Filled Chocolate Kats
Orange Filled Chocolate Kats
Lemon Filled Chocolate Kats
Artisanal Fish-Shaped Chocolate
Chocolate Coated Popcorn
Malted Milk Balls
Grape Filled Chocolate Kats
Raspberry Filled Chocolate Kats
Lime Filled Chocolate Kats
Chocolate Dipped Bacon
Chocolate Bubbling Vial
Walnut Topped White Chocolate
Raisin Dark Chocolate Bat Wing
Hazelnut Dark Chocolate Bat Wing
Marshmallow Dark Chocolate Bat Wing
Fancy Peanut Butter Cup
Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
Chocolaty Nut Cluster
Raisin Milk Chocolate Bat Wing
Hazelnut Milk Chocolate Bat Wing
Marshmallow Milk Chocolate Bat Wing
Dreamer Chocolate Mouse
Raisin White Chocolate Bat Wing
Hazelnut White Chocolate Bat Wing
Marshmallow White Chocolate Bat Wing
Bagged Vanilla Chocolate Chunks
Dark Chocolate Fish
Dark Chocolate Alegarten Brownie
Chocolate Alegarten Brownie
White Chocolate Alegarten Brownie
Gold Chocolate Egg
Yellow Chocolate Heart
Chocolate Dipped Heart
Chocolate Dipped Star
Chocolate Tigrean Head
Ice Cream Parlor Chocolate Swirls
Homemade Chocolate Chunk Brownie
Choc Chip Brownies
Peanut Butter Swirl Brownies
Brisk Mustache Choccie Biscuit
Handlebar Mustache Choccie Biscuit
Mustache Choccie Biscuit
Chocolate Steamwork Top Hat
Chocolate Cream Jelly Roll
Chocolate Peanut Butter Jelly Roll
Chocolate Caramel Jelly Roll
Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookie Lolly
White Chocolate Chip Cookie Lolly
Chocolate Chip Cookie Lolly
Cinnamon Chocolate Cookies
Chocolate Chocolate Sandwich Cookie
White Chocolate Chocolate Chip Heart Cookie
Chocolate Chip Mallarchy Cookie
Dark Chocolate Kipferl
Chocolate Sugar Wafers
Chocolate Sweetheart Puff
Chocolatey Hiking Trail Mix
Chocolate Topped Chocolate Cream Puff
Dark Chocolate Covered Cake Balls
Milk Chocolate Covered Cake Balls
White Chocolate Covered Cake Balls
Chocolate and Cream Cake Balls
Chocolate Whoopie Pie
Gourmet Double Chocolate Bagel
Chocolate Heart Confetti Cupcake
Decadent Chocolate Cupcake
Chocolate Warador Cupcake
Fifth Anniversary Chocolate Cupcake
Slice of Chocolate Eighth Anniversary Cake
Chocolate Daisy Petit Fours
Chocolate Pumpkin Bread
Fifth Anniversary Dark Chocolate Star Cake
Fifth Anniversary Chocolate Star Cake
Fifth Anniversary White Chocolate Star Cake
Fourth Anniversary Chocolate Cake
Homemade Chocolate Cake
Dark Chocolate Alegarten Cake
Milk Chocolate Alegarten Cake
Chocolate Alegarten Kreppel
Chocolate Frozen Yogurt with Caramel Drizzle
Chocolate Ice Cream Cone
Partially Eaten Chocolate Strawberry
Classic Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Nutty Crunch Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Sprinkled Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Drizzled Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Black and White Chocolate-Covered Strawberries
Chocolate-Covered Feduit Fruit
Chocolate Drizzled Cherry
Luscious Berry Dipped Strawberries
Luscious Cherry Dipped Strawberries
Luscious Mint Dipped Strawberries
Luscious Buttercream Dipped Strawberries
Luscious Vanilla Dipped Strawberries
Salted Chocolate Tangerines
Chocolate-Stuffed Grilled Banana
Peanut Butter Chocolate-Stuffed Grilled Banana
Coconut Chocolate-Stuffed Grilled Banana
Fancy Chocolate Dipped Yellow Mallow Chick
Fancy Chocolate Dipped Yellow Mallow Bunny
Chocolate Drizzled Marshmallow Pop
Chocolate Dipped Marshmallow Pop
Chocolate Fudge Cake Cocktail
Dark Hot Chocolate
Cookies and Cream Hot Chocolate
Caramel Hot Chocolate
Smores Hot Chocolate
Melodys Special Brew
Hot Marshmallow with Chocolate Cream
Foxy Chocolate Shot
Chocolate Shot Cake
Get Mugged Chocolate Syrup
Tin of Classic Hot Chocolate
Tin of Hazelnut Hot Chocolate
Tin of Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate