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"Please welcome our next guest, Princess Mary Sue!" The crowd goes wild as the host of the Super Late Late Show waves in a very beautiful woman. She beams at the crowd, waves, and poses for the cameras. "Thank you for having me Richard" she says in a voice as smooth as silk. It takes a full ten minutes for the crowd to calm down enough for Richard to continue speaking. "Princess Mary" he says, in awe of the beautiful creature in front of him "Our show has been sold out for months ahead of your arrival. I know how busy you are with all your careers, but we would like to thank you for this appearance."

"Please, Richard. Just call me Mary Sue, I may be a Princess, but I'm also the most humble woman in the universe."

The crowd goes wild again, and it is another several minutes before they are quiet enough to continue. "Mary Sue, how does it feel having your personal autobiography be number one on the Subeta Best Sellers list for three years in a row? Knowing you've broken all records in the book business with your book 'Perfection' and that the only reason your last best seller 'Special Snowflake' was knocked to number two, was because of your new book?"

"Well Richard, I never expected this much from it to be honest. Especially with 'Special Snowflake'! I had never written a book before, and even though I skipped all of my high school due to perfect grades, I didn't pursue a writer career. I guess I just had natural talent!" Richard nods, agreeing with her. "Now, we all know your tragic backstory, and the fact that you were able to overcome so much while still being a shining, and amazing person. I just want you to know how much this country appreciates your perseverance and the fact that you've gotten so far and done so much in your life. Now, out of all your accomplishments, what do you think is your favorite?"

Mary Sue thinks for a moment, and smiles. "I really can't pick one! I own a five star bakery, I still do brain surgery on patients, and my rocket science facility is a lot of fun... but it's too hard to choose! I mean, what would you choose if you had all those things in addition to being the first person to land on Atebus, the inventor of sliced bread, and earned 20 Olympic gold medals? Besides, choosing one would leave all my fans of my other accomplishments out, and that wouldn't be fair."

A loud "Awwww" rumbles through the crowd, as they sigh at her pure selflessness. How could anyone be so amazing?"Now, we know you've been romantically linked to Johnny Depp, Sagittarius, and Harry Potter. Who has your heart right now?" Richard asked, hopeful that she would say he was the one she wanted.

Mary Sue laughed "I can't help it that everyone loves me. Sometimes it's a burden to be honest. I have love letters from Jon Snow, Snoop Dogg, Thor, and about 3 members of royalty sitting on my fan mail pile, but I guess... my heart only has room for one right now." She looked at Richard, a sly smile creeping across her face.

"And who is that?" Richard asks, leaning up off his seat in anticipation.

"Me of course!" She laughed, sending the crowd into a frenzy once again. "I'm perfect, and great at everything I ever do, why would I settle for anything less?"