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Photoshopped
Legacy Name: Photoshopped


The Common Montre
Owner: Ringo

Age: 7 years, 9 months, 3 weeks

Born: June 25th, 2016

Adopted: 7 years, 9 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: June 25th, 2016


Pet Spotlight Winner
March 5th, 2019

Statistics


  • Level: 118
     
  • Strength: 250
     
  • Defense: 27
     
  • Speed: 13
     
  • Health: 23
     
  • HP: 23/23
     
  • Intelligence: 388
     
  • Books Read: 358
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Hotel Chain Owner


About Me

Photoshopped?! Me?! Why I never! That’s it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. What a completely appalling accusation! To think that even one pixel of my beautiful, svelte, manliness could possibly be a lie! Astounding!! I happen to be 100% completely me. No alterations made! No "Photoshop Botox" applied! Airbrushing? Balderdash!! As if such things would even be necessary! I am feeling downright faint from your blatantly fraudulent and frankly quite defamatory comments concerning my very tender and sensitive self. The slander! The distortion and falsification of truth! By Grabthar’s hammer… What a whopper!

Now, let us all take a deep breath. Through the nose (Of course that's my original nose!) and out the mouth (I use Benefit Silky Finish Lipstick in Ms. Behavin, a mulberry color, and a small amount of Noriko Cranberry Lip Balm on top. Lovely isn't it?). Right. Now, how can I convince you that I'm 100% the original me? Digital Photoshop files showing the layers? You cad! Like I would lift up the hem of my delicate and frilly petticoats for the likes of you?!! Be off with you, you contemptuous fiend! And don't you dare yell libel at me! Honestly! People these days! They just can't accept the truth for what it is. If people want to know who I am, it is all in the work. Always.

Copyrights and Credit

Photoshopped is a tribute to a couple of my very favorite things. First and foremost he’s a tribute to the talented actor Alan Rickman. Did you catch the nods to a few of his movies? Secondly, Photoshopped is a tribute to my great love of Photoshop. It started out as one wallpaper over 15 years ago, then a website to share the handful more I had made, another website, website and forum design and more web graphics and of course photoshopping! I love it all!

The profile, overlays, story and “character portraits” were all done by me. All content used with permission.

“If only life could be a little more tender and art a little more robust.” – Alan Rickman

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