I'm a little teapot

short and stout

this is my handle

this is my gun

one is for pouring

one is for fun

What is this? I don't know what this is.
After exchanging brief glances, they proceed to unstrap you from the stretcher and lead you towards the exit. As you walk through the door, you realize that everything feels strangely... normal. No sense of dread, fear, shock, surprise, horror, disgust, disgust, revulsion, dismay, apprehension, worry, concern, bewilderment, confusion, trepidation, melancholy, dejection, gloominess, despondency, woe, lamentation, wretchedness, misery, hopelessness, despair, remorse, regret, distress, consternation, trepidation, anxiety, nervousness, uneasiness, tension, suspense, alarm, dread, terror, fright, panic, angst, torment, agitation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation, perturbation