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Bob the Fusion
Bob the Fusion
Fusions
Legacy Name: Fusions
The Common Cadogre
Owner: Krynne
Age: 15 years, 7 months, 1 week
Born: September 17th, 2008
Adopted: 12 years, 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: June 3rd, 2011
Statistics
- Level: 20
- Strength: 27
- Defense: 30
- Speed: 14
- Health: 23
- HP: 23/23
- Intelligence: 38
- Books Read: 38
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Part-Time Test Subject
The liquid's colour changed in the the tiny test tube as she'd predicted. She now added a drop of the enzyme and gently swirled it around, noting a small change to the minuscule ball in the bottom of the tube. Reaching down without taking her eyes off the tiny ball she grabbed a hypodermic needle from the tray in front of her. Slowly, carefully, she lowered the needle through the liquid toward the ball. The tip touched the ball. There! Now to extract the cells she needed. Just... a bit... further...
RIINNNNGGGGG!
Startled by the loud ring, her hand jerked slightly and the entire tube shattered. Furious, she threw the remains of her experiment down onto the work tabletop and stormed over the the still loudly ringing telephone, lifted the receiver and screamed into the phone.
"What! Didn't I tell you to never call me while I'm..." she paused a few seconds. "Oh... hello, Mom." she replied in a more neutral... and lower... tone of voice. She rolled her eyes and wiped her hands absently on her labcoat as her mother continued speaking.
"Yes, dear, that's why I called you. You're always too busy or some such nonsense. Besides, I'm your mother and I don't count. Anyways... I called to remind you... about tonight?"
"Remind me? Remind me of wha... oh... blast! That." She sighed loudly into the phone. She'd completely forgotten that she'd promised her mother she'd come for a visit. "Come on, Mom! You know I'm so busy lately with the new experiments... these things take time to get right! You can't just..."
"But dear," her mother interrupted. "It's been ever so long since your last visit here. My gosh it's been what, almost a year now? And you know how we both worry about you, what with all those strange... things you make. Goodness, what if one was to actually hurt you... or worse? I mean really, dear couldn't you have just stuck with making those interesting explody thingies and..."
"Mom... those were atom bombs. And I finished those several months back. I even have them set up already. I thought you knew!"
"Well... not really, dear. You don't really talk much about your work, at least not with your father and I. Oh, whatever... as long as you're happy I guess. Anyways... about tonight. Your father will be sending the car around for you at 7pm sharp! And please, remember to change your clothing! The last time you nearly frightened the waitresses with that stained labcoat! I had to tell them it was spilled hot sauce before they'd come anywhere near our table! I don't think they really believed me, but..."
"Wait, wait... Mom!! NO! I thought this time we'd agreed; no restaurants! You know I don't like being in those types of places. They make me... well... uncomfortable!" she protested, shuddering at the memory of the last time she had to suffer through an evening out.
"Oh come now dear, it really isn't that bad. You make it sound like it's a horrible chore! It's your birthday after all. We always do something special for you every year, you should remember! Now, be a good girl and wear that lovely suit Daddy bought you last Christmas, won't you? The darling green one that so matched your eyes?"
She sighed again. There was just no getting out of it... she'd have to go out and face the world with a smile instead of a flame throwing mechnoid. "Okay, okay, Mom... I'll be sure to change... see you at 7... yes, I love you too." She continued to listen as her mother rambled on about wearing a sweater and putting on clean underwear. After several more minutes of maternal advise her mother made kissy-kissy noises into the phone and finally hung up. She glanced over at the clock to see it was almost 5:30pm. Less than 2 hours to get ready. She knew was not going to be able to get the experiment started again in such little time.
She closed her eyes, pinched the bridge of her nose, and sighed in exasperation. She'd even forgotten it was her own birthday... not that it really mattered. All days were the same to her. Straightening up, she sighed again and headed for the secret elevator to the upper floor. She'd better go shower and change like her mother wished. The things she did just to keep her wealthy parents happy. It was so hard to be a mad scientist now-a-days.
Pet Treasure
Modern Science Volume I
Modern Science Volume II
Science for Pets I
Science for Pets II
Science for Pets III
Chemistry Textbook
Physics Textbook
Scientific Notebook
Corrosive Research Notes
Fantastical Research Notes
Infested Research Notes
Medieval Research Notes
Meticulous Research Notes
Ominous Research Notes
Oozing Research Notes
Scattered Research Notes
Vandalized Research Notes
Ultimate Pet Zapper Liability Waiver
SAI Junior Agent Badge
Labcoat
Tousled Lab Coat
Stethoscope
Doctor Mask
Fire Extinguisher
Cream Coffee Pot
Extra Strength Pain Pills
First Aid Kit
Large First Aid Kit
Bandages
Dr. Lockhearts Amorisporin-Medicated Bandages
Roll of Gauze
Scientist Lab Equipment
Mad-Science Multitool
V-Nuke
Demonic Doomsday Device
Tesla Blaster
Bottled Alien
Bottled Charlie
Helpless Bottled Hipottu
Preserved Primitive Subetan
Battered Specimen Crate
Radioactive Experiment 1107 Scale
Mouthy Monster Wet Specimen
Ink Monster Wet Specimen
Clawed Monster Wet Specimen
Bloody Wet Specimen
Promotional Captured Dark Matter Companion
Used Cotton Swab
Peculiar Petri Dish
Bloody Infectious Sample
Chitinous Infectious Sample
Nightmarish Infectious Sample
Pale Infectious Sample
Rocky Infectious Sample
Tiny Virus
Amoeba of Dooom
Ebola
Bowl of Ebola
Questionable Green Ooze
Rift Queen Toxic Drum
Burgeoning Evil Brain
Pickled Whole Brain
Harvested Brains
Monkey Brain
Preserved Eyeball in a Jar
Pickled Eyeballs
Spilled Tube of Mildew Spores
Asmodeus Concoction Base
Empty Glass Beaker
Ruined Glass Beaker
Empty Glass Flask
Ruined Glass Flask
Empty Rounded Flask
Ruined Rounded Flask
Vaguely Sticky Vial
Mostly-empty Vial
Small Jar of Nightmare Fuel
Nightmare Fuel
Supercritical Core
Subject Cryotube
Subject Cryotube Glass Shards
Left Arm Mutagen
Right Arm Mutagen
Cocktail Cryo Tube
Spare Silver Robot Parts
Elemental Reversal Concoction
Color Reversal Concoction
Experimental Reversal Concoction
Mystery Reversal Concoction
Corrosive Saliva Sample
Chemicals
Plas-Tek Large Purple Morostide Syringe
Dr. Lockhearts Amortisone
Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer
Dr. Lockhearts Amoricone
Bottled Antilovirus
H-34-RT Inoculation
Lamouracillin
Ziaran Pill Box
Infected Subeta
Experiment 0001-M
Fission
Fliter
Nuclear Matter
Rays
Tiny Morostide Lab Monster Plushie