Information
TWERK the Cognoscenti
Bastos
Legacy Name: Bastos
The Common Experiment #870
Owner: Roxan
Age: 14 years, 11 months, 1 week
Born: May 25th, 2009
Adopted: 14 years, 11 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)
Adopted: May 25th, 2009 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 241
- Strength: 450
- Defense: 323
- Speed: 130
- Health: 610
- HP: 610/610
- Intelligence: 575
- Books Read: 567
- Food Eaten: 3
- Job: Very Important Person
Is living as a NEET.
Is totally wasting his life playing Neko Atsume on his smartphone.
Has a huge internet following on his humor blog called "POOP EMOJI IS MY KINDRED SPIRIT"
Rich as hell for some reasons he can not disclose.
LIKES:Bastos likes pranking,especially with his Excessively Horrifying Spider Toy,much to the dismay of his friends.
He likes watching action movies and anime.His favorite anime is Hajime no Ippo.
He LOVES orange juice.
Bastos is sarcastic as hell,and likes to makes jokes that are borderline rude.
Nikki Minaj
Is very much "problematic"
DISLIKES:
EveryoneHugging acquaintances Physical contact Physical workOther kinds of juice other than orange juice though he likes a little dalandan juice every once in a while
Fun Fact: Huge cat lover,but is allergic to cats. Ambitions:Be a NEET foreverEat all kinds of pizzaOwn RedditQuote:"It doesn't matter what you do as long as you are alright."
Originally coded by: dreamsky
Edited by: Roxan
Pet Treasure
Excessively Horrifying Spider
Excessively Horrifying Spider
Excessively Horrifying Spider
Excessively Horrifying Spider
Box of Childhood Memories
Dark Fire Potion
Red Oval Ratchet Noisemaker
Target Sticker
Finger Trap
Almost Empty Plate of Cookies
Coconut Cream Pie
Lilac Gamepet
Dark Thing in a Box
Jack-in-the-Box
Portable DVD Player
Whoopee Cushion
Fart Gas in a Jar
Magic Wand
Vampire Fangs
July Fourth Water Gun
Box of Crayons
Snake Novelty Pouch
Common Toilet Paper
Eggs
Twilight Vandal Spray Paint
Black Clipon Mustache
Evil Surprise Snowball