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Haskill the Xanthos
Sheogorath_535
Legacy Name: Sheogorath_535
The Graveyard Paralix
Owner: CrimsonSandBoa
Age: 12 years, 9 months, 6 days
Born: August 12th, 2011
Adopted: 12 years, 1 month, 5 days ago
Adopted: April 13th, 2012
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Sheogorath is the Daedric Prince of Madness (and it's various forms). Daedra are considered to be generally evil, but Sheogorath is known to occasionally help his summoners instead of harm them. He can be quite unpredictable, though, so there is never any certain answer to what he will do.
He tends to appear to mortals as an upstanding, respectable gentleman, usually carrying an odd staff topped with what seems to be an eyeball (usually referred to, simply, as the Staff of Sheogorath). This look may be a disguise to lead more mortals down the path of insanity.
His realm is called the Shivering Isles, and is occasionally referred the Asylums or the Madhouse. It is split into two halves; Mania and Dementia. Mania is a rather bright and colorful place, while Dementia is dull and dank. Both the sides of the realm, and their residents, show the various types of madness that the Daedra proudly resides over. Although quite beautiful, Mania is just as dangerous of a land as Dementia. Both places harbor quite hostile creatures.
He is partially known for his battle with Jyggalag, the Daedric Prince of Order. The gods used to be one and the same, but after an incident where Sheogorath summoned a powerful mortal to his realm, the mortal became Sheogorath^ and Jyggalag was freed.
The Madgod's favorite weapon to distribute to mortals is a staff called the Wabbajack. This unusual creation will change one's enemy into another, various beast. It can either be something very weak, or something much stronger. Much like the Daedra itself, it is very unpredictable, and should be used with much caution.
Haskill:
As the chamberlain of the Madgod, Haskill is a loyal servant to the Daedra, although he is a strange presence in the Isles. The man seems quite sane compared to most of the residents (albeit slightly sarcastic to questioning mortals). He can be very helpful to people confused by the realm, but is much more keen to help Sheogorath with any of his needs.
Friends, Enemies and Acquaintances:
Ahh, YOU! Yes, I'm speaking to you! *He pointed his unusual and disturbing staff of office towards Nótt.* Weren't you Martin Septim's pet? A snuggle-bunny, even? You had quite a big role in ending that funny little crisis with Mehrunes Dagon, didn't you? I do believe you two handed him his rear on a silver platter!
*The Madgod grinned quite psychoticly at the woman named Hel.* Still murdering for fun and profit? Or have you given that up for a bigger mark? A woman like you would do well in my realm. I think the time in your realm, seething along with those souls, has made you a little... unbalanced. Feel free to come visit me anytime you like.
Ahh, so you are Lady LeBlanc? *Carefully, he took the woman's hand and brought it to his lips, so he could place a kiss against it.* How did you end up in my realm? A rift in time? A portal in space? Two sparrows carrying you in a coconut?
Quotes:
"Ta ta. Come visit again, or I'll pluck out your eyes!"
"Wonderful! Time for a celebration! Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that... cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?"
"I'm a little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Oh, how I love to eat. One of my favorite things to do. Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie! Ooooh, brain pie... perfect! Care to donate?"
"Jyggalag's forces are gathering in the Fringe... and I HATE IT when people gather forces in my Fringe!"
"You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous times! Butterflies, blood, a fox and severed head. Oh, and the cheese! To die for."
"Was it Molag? No, no. Little Tim, the toymaker's son? The ghost of King Lysandus? Or was it... yes! Stanley, that talking grapefruit from Passwall!"
"Now you... you can call me Ann Marie, but ONLY if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. If not... then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed."
Notes:
^ : This would explain the apparent difference between Sheogorath in Oblivion, and Sheogorath in Skyrim.
Credits:
Sheogorath, the Shivering Isles, and Etc. is © to Bethesda and the Elder Scrolls Series
Your friend Coretta has given you the pet Sheogorath!
THANK YOOOOOU~
To top it off, I adopted him on Friday the 13th. It seems oddly suiting. :D
Epic profile by Sorceress! ILOVEYOUSOMUCH! 8D
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How to Cook Brains
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