Hello! My name is Ruby. It's not my real name, but is the name of my cat. I have another cat called Charlie.

Real name: Torey

Age: 27

Birthday: 15th January, 1986

Location: England

Relationship status: Taken

Sexuality: Straight

Likes: Playing on my Xbox: 360, Final Fantasy, eating, rain, storms, animals, travelling, white noise, peace and quiet, being single, being on my own, dolphins, the sea, harp seal pups, random acts of kindness, nice people, fresh air, sucking on sponges*, pickled garlics, clothes and fashion, being unique, Salad Fingers.

Dislikes: Loud noises, meringue, depression, being ill, rude people, animal cruelty, nightmares, losing on video games, being broke, being bored, *my hair (ATM), the way I look, being jealous, cleaning up poop, vomit, listening to other people coughing.

*Weird I know. This is what inspired the title. But anyways, I'm not sure where it came from. But I really like the texture of sponges, especially when they are on my tongue. Is it just me or do I sound a bit like...SALAD FINGERS? Haha. Actually, I'm going to add that to a list of things I like.

*Yeah I hate my hair. I dyed it black but I'm a redhead and the black is growing out, so it's half ginger, half black.