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March 2, 2022


apiarist the Custom Graveyard Neela has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 2, 2022

Ghostly Sword
Ghostly Shield
Horrific Ghostly Aura
Hipottu Shield of Justice
Item not found: dark matter hipottu bombs
There's no better way to start the new month than with item revamps!

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March 3, 2022

March 2022 Collection

Used Paint Roller
Dusty Sledge Hammer

Vintage Wallpaper Scraper
Visibly Mended Denim
Big Book of DIY Home Improvements
Full Kitchen Canisters
Make this month the month of renovation with this new Monthly Collection from the Cash Shop.

March 2007 Donation Present
March 2008 Donation Present

March 2009 Collection
March 2010 Collection
March 2011 Collection
March 2012 Collection

March 2013 Collection
March 2014 Collection
March 2015 Collection
March 2016 Collection

March 2017 Collection
March 2018 Collection
March 2019 Collection
March 2020 Collection
March 2021 Collection
You can also purchase one of our older March Donation Presents or Collections!

Possessed Ornate Propeller
Atebus Barrens Legendary Track
Gourmet Astronaut Food
Empty Mask Box

Discarded Droid Face Plate
A Castle in the Sky
Terrafirma Signet
Fruit Punch Summoning Feather
Meticulous Research Notes
You have until the next monthly collection is released to get these challenger summoners from the Cash Shop. They are were all released in February of previous years. Note: The Fruit Punch Summoning Feather is a Spring based challenger and will stick around March, April, and May.

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March 4, 2022


Saggitarius is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

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March 4, 2022


Stealth the Custom Nightmare Pherret has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 6, 2022


Susanna the Sweetheart Endeavor has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 7, 2022


Luchien the Aqua Montre has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 7, 2022

March 8, 2022

A pocket-sized bundle of love, the sweetheart xotl is happiest curled up on a candy heart - so be careful bringing it around your sweet treats! Nobody wants soggy snacks.

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March 9, 2022


Pride the Spectrum Blob has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 9, 2022

Super Cute Blob Kitty Beanbag
Warador Cutie Skull Beanbag
It's the final countdown to the end of Survival! The holiday will be ending at 11:59pm today. That means you won't be able to sign up for another infection, battle the wrestlers, kiss your friends for hearts, or restock/catch floating memorial flowers once the holiday ends.

💋 Survival forums will close on March 14!

💋 Kissing times will not be decreased. The've been running at last day of holiday times this entire holiday. ;)

💋 If you get infected but haven't unlocked your skin before the holiday is over... don't worry. It'll continue to mature until you can unlock your shiny new wardrobe skin even after Survival. But if you signed up for an older strain, remember to post in the Survival forum for bites to make sure the infection takes before the end of the day!

💋 Keep an eye on the news over the next few days. We'll have some updates about: snowballs return + extension, bird watching extension, spring!!, and the next holiday.

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March 9, 2022

The graveyard yaherra is SO SAD that Survival is coming to an end! At least, I think the sound it's making is a sad one. It's certainly making me sad. And perforating my eardrums a bit, gosh is that a loud screech! Somebody adopt it, quick!

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March 10, 2022

Pink Feather Extension
Chunk of Underground Rock
Almost Empty Chocolate Box

Gunner's made an impassioned plea to give everyone a little more time, and we're listening. Survival is extended until 11:59pm Subeta time tonight, so you have more time to get more kissing and biting in!

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March 11, 2022


The Library is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

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March 11, 2022


Heavenly the Custom Angelic Feli has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 13, 2022


Castemere the Custom Lilac Feli has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 13, 2022

Strawberry Snowball
Pig Shaped Snowball
The Snowtapult is back! Throw snowballs at your friends and foes until the next holiday starts up.

What is the next holiday?

If you said Vesnali, then you are correct. ;) We are adjusting our holiday schedule to move Vesnali to be closer to the start of Spring rather than the end. Masquerade timing has simply been flipped with our flower-filled holiday. The flowers will start to bloom around the start of April.

Note: Throw a Snowball achievement has had its final tier adjusted.

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March 14, 2022


Oso the Chibi Chai has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 14, 2022

Radar
Book of Donations
Technopunk Lockbox
We've updated the Donation Center with some new coding to reduce lag. It will only load 2000 items at a time, although items over that amount aren't lost or deleted!

You may notice that the names aren't showing; right now this is intentional, to reduce the number of queries per page. However, we understand that part of the fun may be seeing who's pitched in a gift, or who has a birthday, or who's really gotten into a site event; please provide your feedback on the forums on whether you'd prefer names on the donations or not.

We've put some candy hearts in there as well, so please test it out and tell us what you think of the changes.

Thank you for being a Subetan!

Posted by Galaxia at 02:04 pm | Comments (0)


March 15, 2022

Lyrical Tigrean Sketch
Lyrical Tigrean Tailchain
Lyrical Tigrean Leggings
Lyrical Tigrean Temporary Tattoos
Lyrical Tigrean Curls

Lyrical Tigrean Glove Paws
Lyrical Tigrean Stripe Balm
Lyrical Tigrean Bandages
Lyrical Tigrean Fluffy Vest
Lyrical Tigrean Figure
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... and the tigrean apparently! Strut your stuff with Subeatique Designer Lyrical's newest line!

The Professor New Aviatricks and Argo Red Alert lines have retired.

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March 16, 2022


Quirks the Scribble Lain has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 17, 2022

Bloodstone Woodpecker
We’ve changed the special item for our Subscription Quester, Councilor, and Goddess plans. We will be changing this special item slot every month.

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March 18, 2022


Wizard Quests is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

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March 18, 2022


Thirteen the Steamwork Ontra has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 18, 2022

Velvet Stocking Keepsake
Hand-Crafted Snowball
Bundled Up Bunny Plushie
Item not found: dark matter gingerbread man
Love it or hate it, Winter is almost over. Grab your Winter Millionaire Center and Winter Seasonal Shop items before the first day of Spring on March 20.

Note: Dr. Lockhearts items will be usable again once we close snowballs at the start of Vesnali! Bird Watching will close when Vesnali starts instead of the first day of Spring just like snowballs.

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March 19, 2022

Cleaning Kit
Ridiculous Receipt
Haunted Bookshelf
Hello there! We're just getting into the season a day earlier with a reminder of spring cleaning...

Six years ago, we moved away from an outdated resource-intensive shop system and into our current system. At the time of the change, a tool was offered to move items from the outdated "legacy shops" and into the new shops. We plan to permanently retire this tool on June 19th, 2022, and at that time, all legacy shops and galleries and their contents will be unrecoverable. No compensation will be offered for lost items after that time.

You will know you still have a legacy shop or gallery if it has a ! next to it under Your Shops. If you click on a legacy shop, it will also take you to a page reminding you that the system has retired. If your shop doesn't have a ! next to it, OR you created your shop(s) within the last six years, you don't need to worry about this message!

We urge you to please migrate your legacy shops, if you still have any, to the current system as soon as possible. You can find the guide for migrating the content of your legacy shops at this link EDIT although some information may be outdated as some options have been deprecated over the years. As an extra step, we also suggest making a list of the contents before you move anything. Please don't hesitate to reach out via the Ticket Center if you encounter any problems while moving anything over. Thank you for your understanding!

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March 20, 2022


Conform the Custom Nostalgic Kanis has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 20, 2022

Cup of Peas
Sunflower Blub
Sunflower Overall Shorts
Tempest in a Froggo Costume Plushie
Spring Fairy Mound

Hoppy Spring Sticker
Spring Froggy Beanbag
Guide to Repurposed Planters
Springtime Songs
Roasted Sunflower Seeds
Spring forward to the Millionaire Center for these new items!

Glasswing Butterfly Pauldron
Springing Sand Spirit
Math and Flowers
Pollen Matter Beanbag
Starry Sunbeam Pants

Flower Recipes
Spring Ghost Cookie
Lemon Floral Air Fresheners
Colorful Flower Plushie
Have a Ball Sticker
Don't forget to check out the latest Seasonal Quest Shop merchandise.

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March 20, 2022

Is that... is that the sound of rain in the distance? Or an incoming butterfly migration? Please tell me it's an incoming butterfly migration.

Sigh... it's mini gelatins again, isn't it. I feel like I'm still finding goopy residue from last time!

Do me a favor and knock those things out of the sky, would you? Try not to knock them onto my roof, if at all possible.

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March 21, 2022


ITP the Bloodred Blob has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 21, 2022

Despite asking you to keep the minis off my roof, I heard an awful lot of thuds above my head last night... uh, not that I was inside! I was out beating up mini gelatins all night, except for when I needed a snack. I was craving a good old-fashioned PB&J, for some reason. Anyway... do you hear that? It's faint, but I can just make out the subtle whoosh of aerodynamic gelatins...

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March 22, 2022

It sounds like a mass of gelatinous pink creatures are rapidly approaching! Why don't you get out there and... what's that? How do I know they're pink? What, you mean you can't hear colors? That's weird.

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March 23, 2022


Suka aka handsome jack the Custom Common Kumos has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 23, 2022

Look at these radical half-shelled dudes... emerging from the shadows to make their moves... positively dripping with secret ooze.

Get out there and make the good guys win and the bad guys lose!

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March 24, 2022

Okay folks, it was all fun and games til this point, but now the gelatins have learned how to use magic. So here's what we're gonna do. All of you are gonna get in front of me, like a big meat shie... uh, wall of warriors, and you're gonna hit those things with everything you've got. Meanwhile, I'll be back here single-handedly eliminating the much bigger and scarier threats attacking from the other direction. Don't let me distract you, though. Seriously, don't even look back here. We got this.

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March 25, 2022


Cinthia's Quests is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

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March 25, 2022


Apos the Custom Galactic Terracoon has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 25, 2022

So, those much bigger and scarier threats I was talking about? It's these gelatin stompers. And if you think there are a lot of them now, you should have seen the size of this horde before I took out about 90% of them yesterday! And I cleaned up the mess they made, too, so that you wouldn't step in it today. That's why the battlefield is so clean... because I'm so considerate. No need to thank me or anything, just finish off the stragglers, please and thank you!

In happier news, it seems like the smaller gellies are starting to disperse. That's good, right? Surely there couldn't be anything scarier coming in their place, right?

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March 26, 2022

Why should Hydragellos get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Hydragellos, huh? When did it become okay for one giant pile of gelatin to be the boss of everybody, huh?! BECAUSE THAT’S NOT WHAT SUBETA IS ABOUT! WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB HYDRAGELLOS!

...Sorry, got a little carried away there. But I meant what I said. If you stab that thing enough times -- say, 15 million damage worth of times -- I should be able to use the jiggly chunks you lopped off to craft you your very own Hydragellos Maniacal Core.* I'll keep track of your total damage here so you can check it anytime.

And don't worry if you can't do that much damage; I'm sure I can scrounge up various prizes for everyone who participates, based on their overall damage dealt!

*One core per account; the 15m damage has to be from a single pet. You have until Thursday at 10pm. Good luck!

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March 27, 2022


JibbyDee the Common Qrykee has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 27, 2022

Cyber Infiltrator Virtual Interface Goggles
Curse This Lag Sticker
Terminator Rag Doll
Specialty shops such as the Millionaire Center are being temporarily disabled as part of Keith looking into the lag, but they'll be back! Thanks for bearing with us!

EDIT: Specialty shops are re-enabled, and server and database load have been rebalanced as well! We'll continue to tweak as needed.

UPDATE March 28th - Keith has posted on the topic with an explanation, please read his detailed post. Thank you again!

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March 28, 2022


monotony the Common Experiment #625 has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 28, 2022

Beating up on the Hydragellos has been super painless so far, right? Definitely hasn't felt like we're moving through gelatin whenever we try to battle, or anything!

I, of course, have been zipping along carving chunks out of this thing at super speed -- I've been moving so fast that it feels like all of you are in slow motion! I got a little carried away, in fact, and now I don't think Hydragellos can handle a whole pile of people doing 15 million damage each to him. Tell you what, if you do just 10 million damage by Thursday at 10pm instead, I'll make you that core I promised you. If you can't quite hit that mark, don't worry, I'll still have other prizes for you. We got a deal?

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March 30, 2022


Gianni the Custom Dusk Telenine has won the Pet Spotlight!

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March 31, 2022

Feli Wand
Hipottu Battle Boot
Flying Feli Bomb
Purple Love Shield

Sealed Scroll of White Magic
Magical Fairy Crown
Crown of Bright Sunshine
Stylish Vampire Cloak

Magma Battle Wand
Water Battle Wand
Light Battle Wand
Death Battle Wand

Dark Battle Wand
Life Battle Wand
Earth Battle Wand
Fire Battle Wand
Battle in style with these revamped weapons, some are newly wearable!

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March 31, 2022

Embellished Scabbard
Dragon Slayer Fuel
Armor Repair and Improvements
Dragon Slayer Sewing Kit
Dragon Slayer Plushie
Even Saggitarius has to repair things now and again. Learn how he does it with these new quest shop items!

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March 31, 2022

We did it! We left Subeta covered in gelatin and we made Selina the Healer disgustingly rich, but we did it! Hydragellos has shuffled off this mortal coil... or, well, he's shuffled out of Subeta, anyway, taking all his annoying little minions with him. I, of course, struck the decisive blow, although there isn't an achievement for that anymore so I can't prove it.

I've gotta go home and take a shower and eat something that isn't a PB&J, but I'll get those prizes out to all of you soon! You really impressed me out there. Maybe someday you'll even be as strong as me. I believe in you.

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