Major Drills: Part II





Well, kid, I\'m sure you probably heard about my little mishap a couple of weeks ago. Or, who knows, maybe you were even there to witness it. At any rate, I\'m back and I\'ve got a job for you. By the look of you, I\'m not so sure you\'re up for it, but come by if you want to stop being a pansy and do some hard work.



…Maggot.
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Amalia

I am a maggot =D
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kudzu

@Taffysm DUDE I had to win the slots too! It took me 20 minutes but I did!
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Reverence

I see a couple people have already asked but I don't see an answer, where can I find this guy?
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GOSH_355

Maggot? Oh, thats so low. x3
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Malabui

@Kristine Have you refreshed the quest page?
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Malabui

I think that doing these quests, just makes me poorer...
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Kristine

He tells me to vend 37 times. I did and nothing...any suggestions?
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taffyann

Play Slots until you win the jackpot
(0/1)
This quest ends in 60 minutes
Buncha crap.. I have been playing slots for hours during the Vesnali event and haven't one won a jackpot, not even a teeny one!
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Rheariel

Where are his quests XD?
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GameCubeGirl

He reminds me of the Sgt guy in the graveyard in the movie The Frighteners o_o;
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TempusLunam

Hm...I finished his quest, turned it in, but it didn't count....
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Kysta

I had the same issue as snookie last night, they worked fine for a while and then it wouldn't register anything I was doing as having been done.
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Snookie

Turn in an item the Item Drive
(0/1) THEN Bid on an auction
(0/1) AND Get a score of 668 in Spectrail
(0/668)

OR

Turn something in to the Recycle Beast
(0/1) AND Scratch a Scratchcard
(0/1)

DId it all twice, and still nothing.
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Ectomane

Did someone say my name? 8D
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fail

do not have the time to do this for ear plugs. pahahaha.
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Minerva

I do like doing his quests :) I keep thinking though, maybe the frequency of the earplugs as rewards should be toned down a bit? They'll soon be as abundant as computer cases... and those at least come with a sP reward ;) Some of the Major's quests are a bit hard to do after all.
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kiraikage

his quests are surprisingly addicting (:
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Garyx

He gives out other things, it's just rare. Occasionally old zombie den items, I've gotten a piece of retired sbq and an item from the masquerade menagerie.
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evangelinestclare

only getting plugs too.... wtf?
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Satyr

wait does he give out anything BESIDES plugs?
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Garyx

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
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Garyx

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! >D
RAAAAAAAARGH!
@--(--
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oki

Hey, so like, he's talking to me like he might change his mind about me being a maggot. Does that mean you can earn status with this guy? Because, like.. that would be cool. Interactive relationships with site characters would be awesome.
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oki

woah, I got a costume trunk wig.
Also, this new type of quest is pretty fun.
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Pinklolly87

LOL I love this guy!!!! I Love reading everything he says and accidentally misreading some words the first time hahahaha this just made my day!
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meowth

oh boy solly's back
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sikkykins

*did one of the quests* wow, i feel productive :D
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Lotus

Just like when I played during testing, he's only giving out ear plugs to me. :(
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jem

edit// Nevermind. Got it. :D
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jem

"Play Slots until you win The Slots"..I've won prizes on the slot machine twice, now, and it still claims to be incomplete. Is it necessary that I get a certain prize, or what? D:
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llluminated

He keeps giving me plugs. o-o lol
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beyonce

oh god, misread "maggot" the first time
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Mama_Diana

You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!

Since we don't put funds into pansy things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.

Peridot All-Natural Plugs (Medium)
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rukiabella

wow......................................
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Tribunal

He needs some 'chevements c:
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DRESHRA

He reminds me of Lee Ermey
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Greg

Lol this guy is hilarious
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Wench_468

Sexy Major strrrrikes again! :heart:

...Maggot.
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KimC

So when will the Major be added as a quest achievement?
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ashh

Yeah, I have to agree with the fact that I can't find him anywhere. If he doesn't exist on the map, I hope he finds a home soon. He seems so contradictory to be calling me a maggot, but he's the one that is homeless. haha.
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Nymph_453

Wow i love his attitude ♥️
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KadoTheCat

He's cool. Does anybody know where on Subeta he is situated?
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barbie

LOL. I love when I click on the news and see him.
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Choco

But the quests are quite entertaining. The artwork too. <3
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Lindsie

He is one of my favorite NPCs. I love the way he was drawn.
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Choco

Geez, the lag is unbearable. :C
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Mia

lol, I got a GA just to try out his quests, and literally the next day he becomes available to the public. xD
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Martel

Aaand hello lag
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octochan

wut? when did we get R. Lee Ermey on Subeta?
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Billy

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!

...Unless it's a farm!
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FLUX

He hates me so much ._. I get the worst quests from him.
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Damon

So.. are the prizes totally random? o_o I just got a retired item.
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Kadaj

Wow, this is gonna be entertaining. Possibly for hours. Oops, then I'll have ruined my quest.
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Julia

fgjhkll Read the last word wrong and thought, "What, on Subeta???" XD
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Shadow

I really really like this guy. Personality after my own heart.

Too bad there arent fatigues that match him to wear ;.;
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Ayeaka

....I can't not read this in the TF2 soldier's voice.
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Damon

XD SIR, YES SIR!

....I love this guy!
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Kyphoscoliosis

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Pursuit

lol Maggot.
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