Steele Excavations: Help Wanted
No doubt some of you have noticed that the crypts are unavailable due to a, er, "explosives related mishap", and are really missing your daily dose of adventure. Why, what's that I hear? Oh, it's me, inviting you to an even more awesome adventure in the distant and exotic Sacred Lands!
Imagine there was a dramatic flourish of music there, please. I should have set something up with a tape recorder of some kind, something with some guitar-- Actually, do they make tape recorders anymore? Or tapes, for that matter? I imagine they make digital recorders, but is it a tape recorder if there is no tape? Food for thought.
Where was I? Oh, adventure! Right! We're accepting all levels of skill for this expedition, so if you are sick of being an ineffectual desk-jockey, come on down to my digsite and I'll give you a rundown of what we're up to.
Imagine there was a dramatic flourish of music there, please. I should have set something up with a tape recorder of some kind, something with some guitar-- Actually, do they make tape recorders anymore? Or tapes, for that matter? I imagine they make digital recorders, but is it a tape recorder if there is no tape? Food for thought.
Where was I? Oh, adventure! Right! We're accepting all levels of skill for this expedition, so if you are sick of being an ineffectual desk-jockey, come on down to my digsite and I'll give you a rundown of what we're up to.
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[NPC] Blake Steele
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LOL star. that's funny.
Whoa, Blake sure changed a LOT. But definitely not complaining!
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Reynbowz
I'm going to take a leaf from historic gold rush economics and resign from digging to sell hot cakes and shovels. Social studies taught me well. :P
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Magan
yay! something easy for me to do since i don't have time to be immersed in plots anymore. haha...
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Tali
The Excavation site page basically just made my day. So much of it made me laugh. I loooove it.
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Mabon
Oh Blake, is that really you? Extreme makeover...
Though thanks for giving me something to do to take my mind off of work. :D Waitressing is a chore, excavating and punching mummies is fun!
Though thanks for giving me something to do to take my mind off of work. :D Waitressing is a chore, excavating and punching mummies is fun!
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Life
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING.
But I just have to say LOL @ mummy punching.
Now to figure this out. I'M SO HAPPY Y'ALL.
But I just have to say LOL @ mummy punching.
Now to figure this out. I'M SO HAPPY Y'ALL.
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Gloomy
I have to say the fresh prince of bel air parody in his intro seriously made my day. Thanks guys! XD
*goes to watch Fresh prince of Bel Air re-runs* :P
*goes to watch Fresh prince of Bel Air re-runs* :P
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DeathsPoison
I must admit - I may have squealed a little when I saw this.
Can't wait to see how this progresses - great idea!
Can't wait to see how this progresses - great idea!
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Country
Mmmm Mr. Steele you has a dang good looking avatar lol.
OH and this >>>"In west Shadowglen born and raised, in the crypts is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxin' relaxing all cool, digging some tunnels outside of the- "
totally got the Fresh Prince theme STUCK in my head, thanks so very much.
OH and this >>>"In west Shadowglen born and raised, in the crypts is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxin' relaxing all cool, digging some tunnels outside of the- "
totally got the Fresh Prince theme STUCK in my head, thanks so very much.
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xoNinjaCow
@ Ebara: you can dig every 5 mins. to make it easier after you've dug click "set an dig alert" or whatever it says. hope this helps! (:
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Faun_171Shuvva
Thanks to that green ring, I'm now imagining this whole post being read in the voice of Rick the Adventure Sphere from Portal 2.
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Lea
Love the poster and... well, everything about this! Blake's HA is awesome.
also why is his official art so hot
seriously, why is he sexy
also why is his official art so hot
seriously, why is he sexy
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Jodie
I want to punch all of the mummies I can.
Also I am hella excited about this ahhhhhh I don't even know what's going on.
Also I am hella excited about this ahhhhhh I don't even know what's going on.
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Looshkin
I like Blake's avatar. Is that a five-o-clock shadow, and can I has it?
Hot archeology babes for the win.
Hot archeology babes for the win.
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Epiphany_263
Let me try that again.
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I was thinking George Michael. But then again, I grew up on 80's music. *old*
Whoa, since when did Blake Steele turn into Billy Ray Cyrus?
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Epiphany_263
Quote by @Griffin:
I was thinking George Michael. But then again, I grew up on 80's music. *old*
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Carpathia
Oh Blake, you got less attractive to me. Sigh. :( But the idea of mummy punching sounds... *reads disclaimer* NOOOO!
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Quidam
I've found something shiny, but I'd still prefer to punch a mummy.
Like Lara Croft. Or somebody else.
Like Lara Croft. Or somebody else.
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Alaska
Is there any chance we'll be able to set alerts for when we can dig? After a while it's probably going to slip my mind. ; n;
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Fray
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OMG LOL. LOL. LOL. Brb dying! xDDDDIn west Shadowglen born and raised, in the crypts is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxin' relaxing all cool, digging some tunnels outside of the-
Anyway, this looks pretty awesome! O___O;;;
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ahnaliese
Excited... EXCITED! :D
But damn my dial-up... High-speed, wherefore art thou? Just because we're a bunch of country bumpkins doesn't mean we don't like some good, fast Internet browsin'!
*gets shovel and walks off ranting*
But damn my dial-up... High-speed, wherefore art thou? Just because we're a bunch of country bumpkins doesn't mean we don't like some good, fast Internet browsin'!
*gets shovel and walks off ranting*
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Woodland
I don't know what is going on, but I am excited. :D
I hope we get to fight some mummies....
I hope we get to fight some mummies....
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Parisa
"Hey, there are complaints going around camp that youve been working too hard and you smell so bad that festers are starting to circle overhead thinking something died here. Why don't you take five and go wash off a bit?"
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE STILL SINGLE, BLAKE
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE STILL SINGLE, BLAKE
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poochie:D
lol i <3 you guys XDD you can read my mind cause me and my sister plan to study archaeology after school XD
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Corvani
This is really exciting and all, but I seriously miss the old Blake Steele. There was something charming and adorable about him. The new art is lovely, don't get me wrong, but I just don't care for this drastic re-design. :c
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talisman
hrm. Is it a glitch I got two shovels? I shoved one in my wardrobe then it gave me another. I have 2 now.
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Jabberwock
"Awesome! Okay, let's extract the DNA from this bug, build some living fossils, and put them in the theme park. I don't think there is any way this plan could go bad. "
That made me happy.
That made me happy.
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Lexx
I support this news post because it made me lol from the writing. *thumbs up*
I disagree with mummy punching though... I mean, aren't they, like, cousins to zombies? I'm still a zombie so... *shakes head with disappointment*
lol. This looks fun!
I disagree with mummy punching though... I mean, aren't they, like, cousins to zombies? I'm still a zombie so... *shakes head with disappointment*
lol. This looks fun!
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KeithAsmodeus
... what the fuck happened to Blake Steele? He goes from a potentially sexy guy in a suit, cape and top hat, and turns into... this?
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Speiro
So this is exciting and all, but what happens to the old Krypts achievement now? Will it be retired or will it still be attainable?
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horcrux
Coolness! Can't wait to see what kind of items/events come out of here.
Also, he kinda cute now haha.
Also, he kinda cute now haha.
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Umby
gfhdjg Griffin's comment almost made me spit water.
This. Is. Awesome :> =excitement overflowing=
This. Is. Awesome :> =excitement overflowing=
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Twitter
lol, and I'm going to start my Egyptology class at Brown in two days, that's a funny coincidence. :P
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Chelsea
THAT. IS. SO. COOL. I love his intro. I do. =| I shall be addicted to this now. 'Scuse me, kthx.
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Dannica
Yay! Although I'm curious about the wait time - is there a reminder alert or do we just go back and check every 5min, hour, etc?
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