Ridiculous Day!
Man, can you believe that it has already been almost 10 years of Elwood? That\'s right, while my appearance and general demeanor may suggest that I\'m an adult, I\'m really a prepubescent child! One of the many mysteries of the universe!
And what a rollercoaster those 10 years have been for ol\' Elwood! I went from a fledgling villain of dubious intent to a loveable prankster as characterization marched on, switched jobs a few times, and even got my own holiday. I mean, it\'s only one day a year, but it\'s still the best day of the year.
And who could forget my first revamp!? I still fondly remember the day that they- Oh wait, what\'s that? Why, the monkeys behind the styluses never did come for me in all these years, did they? And yet Saggitarius got two revamps, isn\'t that interesting. I guess money really does talk. At this rate, my job next year might be Equal Rights for All NPCs activist.
ANYWAY, after all of these years that I have been tirelessly slaving away with no revamp in sight, I\'ve managed to amass quite a collection of stuff. So much stuff, in fact, that I can comfortably give some of it away without missing it, so please stop by the free gift center and get yourself some of my miscellany.
I\'m sure a lot of you people haven\'t had a revamp, either, so come drown your sorrows with me at my very exclusive, high end, VIP forum party! Let\'s celebrate everything, nothing, and everything in between today! #becausesubeta
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[NPC] Elwood
Tucker
You know, maybe I have had a revamp. You don't know if I'm even the same person who joined 7 years ago. I maybe a whole different person who is playing now! ;p
And thank you for the free gift Elwood! It is lovely. :)
And thank you for the free gift Elwood! It is lovely. :)
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Orange
Aw! Thank you for the free gift. I have always missed the oracle tokens; they were so pretty.
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Rue
I would like a revamp pretty please with puppy eyes? :'3
Thanks for the gift and happy Ridiculous Day!
Thanks for the gift and happy Ridiculous Day!
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Ying
hahaha, poor Elwood, never to be revamped! Hopefully he will get just what he wished for this Subeta bday. ;D
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usagi
"I'm sure a lot of you people haven't had a revamp, either"
ahahahhaha burn
ME? I don't need a revamp. ;p
ahahahhaha burn
ME? I don't need a revamp. ;p
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Solsticesprite
Cool gift, my Woody. I noticed that it was User not found: [npc] Calvin Blackwood who brought the first dancing pizza to the party though.
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MrCool
I wasn't expecting this to be a theme for a day (the previous two dealt with actual site features). Your day for a revamp might come not too soon, Elwood (though I can't be revamped since I am an actual human being, unlike you).
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