Half Baked: Cookies and Mousse

Hairy Chunky Cookie Stack
Oozy Chunky Cookie Stack
Brainy Chunky Cookie Stack
Finger Chunky Cookie Stack
Liver Chunky Cookie Stack


Bloody Pungent Mousse
Healthy Pungent Mousse
Black Pungent Mousse
Soft Pungent Mousse
Green Pungent Mousse
Yellow Pungent Mousse




Mmm, nothing like the stench of mousse and cookies in the morning!
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Posted by SubetaTeam

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
Cerex
Eh, not a fan of the gross items like this. Ah well.
Doglet
I love the butthurt.
Kaje
i don't see any insults :) from either side! some people hate fecal items. others don't. i thought i'd chime in since i collect them!
Viking
@Doglet
I for sure did not laugh every time I took a shit when I was 6... but maybe that's just me. shrug
Bailey_435
'Man I just LOVE constant references to defacation, everyone else is the weirdo.'
Bailey_435
I think it's funny that people get really defensive about liking lots of poop jokes. Frankly that's weird as hell, online and off.
Bailey_435
Man I'm so over this.
Erelyna
I hate when items like these come out. Not just because it's even more items I can't avoid because Pete is in Shinwa's quests(otherwise I'd avoid doing his quests altogether), but because people get way too aggressive about them. You like poop jokes? Fine, but you don't have to insult people who are genuinely grossed out by them or who are just plain tired of them.
Ariel
Doglet
I'm sorry, but when is shit NOT funny?
You people need to calm down and resuscitate your inner 6 year old.
clatskani
I love poop.
Flowey
i am an avid zombie and i find it offensive that there is more literal shit next to my yummy brain and flesh foods. :(
ren
"i don't find 'x' funny. stop doing it"

basically subeta's response (nsfw language)
Kaje
Yay, more fecal implications! :D My pet Dung and I are thrilled.
starlesswinter
Nice to see the zombie community repurposing the waste-products from the zombification process.
Reuse, bake and recycle! :)
far
Gettin' shit for our opinion.

Oops, that pun tho.
;)
MikiDaCrow
If you don't like the item, don't collect the item, and let those that find it amusing enjoy themselves. There's sure to be something coming along that you'll like that somebody else won't and you wouldn't appreciate them taking a dump..er...crapping all over...er...shi...disparaging something that brings you amusement.
Stakely
its 2015 and most everyone on this site is like 16+ are we seriously still creating cutesy items?

#subetalovespoophumorandsodoi
Sovereign
its 2015 and most everyone on this site is like 16+ are we seriously still on 3rd grade poop humor?
Palpatine
Uh... I think it's ridiculous that fake poop items on a virtual pets website upset everyone this much. Also you're kind of insulting the artists who make these items for you ;) Be nice.
Kel
I feel sorry for my pet already x)
Necropolis
There's a difference between a color you don't like and things made of shit. The latter is in incredibly poor taste.

The only thing more eyeroll-worthy than the shit items is that people are defending them.
Muerte
EHEHEHEHE, dookie.
Skree
Haha. Poop. -rolls eyes- Seriously, not impressed. :/ At least its not flooding... but damn. So sick of this trend, and apparently, I'm not alone.
Stakely
Green Pungent Mousse
happens to me when I eat too much cap'n crunch
Stakely
why does subeta have pink items? i don't like pink so that means they shouldn't exist
Klassikal
Props to the artist on the poop realism. Can't say I understand the appeal, but whatever floats your boat.

I love the cookies.
SAKE
So that's where my fecal matter went today.
atempause
I'm not sure if this is how mousse works
chris
poop-ee platters
Sopheroo
The cookies are fine. The mousses are not.
Graveless
Seriously, who got it into their head that zombies eat shit? It wasn't funny to begin with, and it's really just getting irksome now.
Palpatine
Why are you guys so upset over poop items? ._.
Frankenstein
why do we need more shit items, they aren't even funny
Viking
@far
Not sure why Subeta is having all these shit Items, to be honest. Personally I'd prefer more human fleash food istead of this... never understood how shit food Items are funny. shrugs
Pad
Why does it had to be such an amazing artwork.. the most gross names and desc? XD
Just kiddding, we can always hide the item names, right?
Moran
Uhm.. Yummy? n_n;;;Need some of the cookies though. :3
Seoni
The Cookies look cute though.
far
Also, I thought zombies ate flesh, not shit.
far
Mousse? You must be confused.
In fact, it looks like poop.
Ritual
:c
Lantern
Yeah I really don't think that's mousse
Bathory
that puts a whole new spin on poopoo platter haha
Megu
Oh boy, more shit for Pete!
Rosaalita
Just vended some cookies mmm
Zelor
Yummy!
Piplup
Well the cookies are cute if you don't read the names and descriptions hahah

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