Recycle Shop: Green Apple Jalapeno Cocktail

This cocktail matches the Recycle Beast quite well, don’t you think?

Posted by SubetaTeam

07/13/21 3:46 pm Leave Comment

Bro @ 07/13/21 11:54 pm

l m a o

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Synth @ 07/13/21 10:49 pm

I would drink this. But then, I'd drink just about anything (except those Clamato abominations - plain tomato juice only, please). Also, everybody can give me all the pickles they don't want.

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Rakumel @ 07/13/21 7:34 pm

This and the last one were some serious hair helmets XD

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Anrivef @ 07/13/21 7:05 pm

@kIEL - Chocolate flavored vodka for me.. bleh!

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kudzu @ 07/13/21 6:59 pm

@Nomi_Barei
It’s a type of drink make with Clamato juice, lemon or lime juice and vodka, rimmed with a peppery salt mixture and garnished with a pickle or celery. Some places go all out on the garnishes and basically anything that can be pickled go in it BARF.

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ecto @ 07/13/21 6:48 pm

okay this actually sounds like Such a good drink. grabby hands

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elka @ 07/13/21 6:42 pm

Yes, yes it does! And I love jalapenos, and I love green apple. And I want to drink this. Ok I am done. Thanks.

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Elae @ 07/13/21 6:34 pm

I'd love to have a non-alcoholic lemon-based version in real life for those real hot and humid days, with plenty of chaat masala thrown in and shaken with crushed ice. One way ticket to flavortown right there!

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Evil @ 07/13/21 6:04 pm

Not even the rift can fix this concoction.....

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Nomi_Barei @ 07/13/21 6:03 pm

@kudzu Isn't a Caeser a salad?

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Amber @ 07/13/21 5:47 pm STAFF

this drink is misunderstood just like the recycle beast!!!!

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kudzu @ 07/13/21 5:41 pm

@Nomi_Barei
Brined/pickled vegetables are for caesars and caesars are garbage!!!!!

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kIEL @ 07/13/21 5:26 pm

F in the chat for everyone who has Green Apple trauma from their younger drunken years. I honestly cannot even look at a Bacardi bottle anymore.

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Flygon @ 07/13/21 4:53 pm

This be some exotic drink

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Nomi_Barei @ 07/13/21 4:42 pm

Nah this'd be dope, you guys just aren't imagining it right. Think intensely bright and fruity sour green apple that's rounded out and given heat and depth with the tequila and slices of frozen jalapenos.

It's not stated there's tequila in there but it's obviously got to be tequila. It's also not mentioned that they're frozen jalapeno slices but that would be great to both cool the drink down and slowly release heat and flavour. Got to be fresh, unbrined jalapenos tho. Brined vegetables are only for vodka drinks.

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Ramdarow @ 07/13/21 4:39 pm

You know science can make some beautiful things in the world...but sometimes you can get those... *pokes drink with a ruler*

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Loki @ 07/13/21 4:33 pm

I would try this once just to say I did, though it might have to have a serious chaser. XD

Love the wig!

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Drathir @ 07/13/21 4:23 pm

You're all just haters... smh

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Feya @ 07/13/21 4:21 pm

That sounds... interesting, in the very least? I wonder how it tastes.

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Delphi @ 07/13/21 4:10 pm

Why couldn't this one be the free gift? Dx

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kudzu @ 07/13/21 4:05 pm

@Evil
Throw some clamato juice in there to top off this new concoction you've made (bleeeeh).

~~In all seriousness I like the idea of the combo of green apple and jalapeno, sounds pretty good but not with that many jalapeno pieces in it~~

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Muerte @ 07/13/21 3:59 pm

Green Poison* Jalapeno Cocktail
Fixed it for you.

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Darkrai @ 07/13/21 3:52 pm

So who's gonna put together an oompa loompa cosplay with this?

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Rat @ 07/13/21 3:49 pm

my alcohol gallery is loving all these new cocktails!!

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Evil @ 07/13/21 3:49 pm

Might as well throw some raisins in there and garnish it with a pickle.

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Evil @ 07/13/21 3:48 pm

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Flygon @ 07/13/21 3:47 pm

Pretty Drink must get

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