Elwood Day: Woodle Game Phone

My day has arrived! Elwood day is here! FINALLY.

So I've had this thing primed to go for ages, but of COURSE the staff only give me one lousy day to show off my skills and now it looks like I'm super late to this craze. I have created WOODLE, it's like that other game but with a whole lot of wood and you can't even mess it up with your greasy pizza hands. Bonus: I'm sharing it with all of you so we can all play with other via these (surprisingly well-crafted) wood phones!

What, you don't think I have the technical skills to construct a smart phone made of wood that comes installed with my brilliant game? Of course I have the skills, because everything is pixels and imagination here and I can say whatever I want.

Happy Elwood Day, pals!

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/22 12:20 pm Leave Comment

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site

StarShadow 04/3/22 12:02 pm

So I had to order pizza last night for dinner.

Jesus 04/2/22 3:51 am

Also you forgot the word "each"

Jesus 04/2/22 3:50 am

God i wish this were real

Yuzu 04/2/22 2:36 am

@Kyocera @Austria
I uh. Still have no idea how to play the game lol. But you both answered my question about the colors and that is a heck of a lot more information than I had previously, so thank you. ♥

Ryuu 04/2/22 2:14 am

Melon.
_{& say "hi" to Grace for me, Trip. ;P}

@Lucifer

Lucifer 04/2/22 1:24 am

@Ryuu

Ryuu 04/1/22 6:33 pm

Aw. Not a wearable. :(

Why am I denied the pleasure of firmly grasping Elwood's hefty unit, so that I may spend some time cranking out a hard one today? _{&, by one, I mean a puzzle... obviously.}

Allegria 04/1/22 6:24 pm

Oh no! I honestly though we were getting a Subeta version of the game to play! :D

Urania 04/1/22 5:38 pm

Lol a big kiss Elwood , thanks

Skolletta 04/1/22 5:12 pm

Hehehe. Thank you, Elwood!

FCoD 04/1/22 4:27 pm

Thanks, Elwood!

Chantho 04/1/22 4:22 pm

Yes Elwood Day!!!! I have so been looking forward to this, it's my favorite day on this site. Gotta love Elwood!

Blythe 04/1/22 3:06 pm

I was driving out-of-state yesterday and pulled over to take this picture. It felt so fortuitous, knowing Elwood Day was looming.

teacup132 04/1/22 3:03 pm

olives
spinach
feta
ricotta
....

yep, quite a lot of possibilities

Lucifer 04/1/22 2:45 pm

⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟨🟩🟩⬛
🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕

Jestro 04/1/22 2:35 pm

elwood i love u so much

Muerte 04/1/22 2:34 pm

I love playing with your Woodle, Elwood.

Austria 04/1/22 2:24 pm

Man if I hadn't already done Wordle today I would totally use "pizza" as my first guess. XD

@Yuzu
Green - correct letter, correct place
Yellow - correct letter, wrong place
Gray - letter not in word

Foolkillersfancy 04/1/22 2:10 pm

HAPPY YOU DAY, ELWOOD!! <3

Phoenix 04/1/22 1:50 pm

I dreamt about pizza last night*, and love that this came out as I was on my way to pick up pizza for lunch/dinner :D
Pizza really is always the answer.

*_{Dreamt someone was making pizzas based on/inspired by Battlebots. Minotaur's was just scattered with black olives because it loves to eat wheels}

Forevermore 04/1/22 1:48 pm

Never change, Elwood <3

RoxyWolf 04/1/22 1:46 pm

It's the moooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeaaarrrr~

EvilRedDuckie 04/1/22 1:36 pm

thank you! happy elwood day ! :heart:

Caliban 04/1/22 1:29 pm

Happy You Day, Elwood!

wolfaira 04/1/22 1:23 pm

THANK YOU !!!
I NEEDED ONE :)

sunshine15 04/1/22 1:05 pm

Thank you! 😊

hannahharmin 04/1/22 1:03 pm

If you're lost in the woods and you have this phone on you, just burn it to signal where you are. You're local GPS tracker at work. ;)

April Fools...Like as if I would ever burn this phone. <3

Hunger 04/1/22 12:50 pm

Well, if I had a real smartphone I'd want it to be made of wood, lol.

Lypsyl 04/1/22 12:46 pm

Thank you! Reminded me to go play and I got in only 2 tries!!

Kyocera 04/1/22 12:42 pm

@Yuzu yellow is right letter in wrong place, green is right letter in right place. It's like divine discs on here but with words.

Wesker 04/1/22 12:42 pm

T_ _NK YO_

Laurey 04/1/22 12:37 pm

I'm always impressed by what staff are able to come up with for the references. And the phone looks cool, haha

Rumi 04/1/22 12:36 pm

Love this! Literally just finished the daily Wordle :D

thinking_kiwi 04/1/22 12:32 pm

Love you, Elwood!!

Yuzu 04/1/22 12:31 pm

I still don't even understand how the play the hecking game.... WHAT DO THE COLORS MEAN

Rogue 04/1/22 12:27 pm

Happy Elwood Day, Elwood! :heart:

Sirelism 04/1/22 12:25 pm

lol i love it!!! thanks el

Daydream 04/1/22 12:25 pm

I love this so much I'm going to try "pizza" in Wordle today

Tinkerbabe 04/1/22 12:25 pm

Awesome! Thank you so much!

kudzu 04/1/22 12:23 pm

I'm 100% playing "pizza" as my first Wordle word today.

Trees 04/1/22 12:22 pm

I failed to predict the reference this year, when I saw this in the directory I was like "Of course! I should have known!" X)

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