Free Gift: Hot Grip
It's my day again, folks, I know you've been eagerly awaiting it; you're all deliciously excited, and yes I love that about y'all. So the pizza business is booming and while it still doesn't seem like I've been added to the map yet, I think my time is near with the rise of this new AI thing. In the meantime, it's allowed me to write and illustrate my debut restauranteur guide, "Hot Grip": for those who want to get a grip on business, hot stuff (like pizza), and ever-changing consumer interests. Oh yes, it's a picture book, because TL:DR, right?
All I had to do was tell the AI "massive hunk of wood with my hand grasping a gooey slice of pizza on the cover" and it was done in no time at all! Look how many fingers I have here. Boy that would be useful when handling my wood. For the pizza ovens. A good grip is necessary for a satisfying bite.
Happy Elwood Day. ;)
All I had to do was tell the AI "massive hunk of wood with my hand grasping a gooey slice of pizza on the cover" and it was done in no time at all! Look how many fingers I have here. Boy that would be useful when handling my wood. For the pizza ovens. A good grip is necessary for a satisfying bite.
Happy Elwood Day. ;)
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[NPC] Elwood
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NekoHimeMe at the mention of AI : 😨
04/3/23 2:37 am
ChatLunatiqueMath and Flowers has been read to Jolette!
Jolette says, "A true classic!"
Your pet has gained an alchemy point!
Elwood, you are the only thing to make the first of April worth getting out of bed for.
Jolette says, "A true classic!"
Your pet has gained an alchemy point!
Elwood, you are the only thing to make the first of April worth getting out of bed for.
04/2/23 7:57 am
I love Subeta 😂
04/2/23 7:19 am
Happy Elwood day to all and to all a good slice!
04/2/23 4:02 am
Hot Grip has been read to Sin777!
Sin777 says, "A riveting read!"
Sin777 says, "A riveting read!"
04/2/23 1:38 am
Hot Grip has been read to Ill Lit Ships!
Ill Lit Ships says, "Ha, be prepared for me to quote this a billion times in the next week."
HAHA
Ill Lit Ships says, "Ha, be prepared for me to quote this a billion times in the next week."
HAHA
04/2/23 1:17 am
finally
my day is here
pizza uprising
my day is here
pizza uprising
04/1/23 11:56 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Pryditor!
Pryditor says, "When they did the... And then the... But the... Sobs"
Your pet has gained an alchemy point!
Pryditor says, "When they did the... And then the... But the... Sobs"
Your pet has gained an alchemy point!
04/1/23 11:47 pm
laughing at biblically accurate fingers
04/1/23 10:30 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Aether!
Aether says, "This has angered me."
Aether says, "This has angered me."
04/1/23 8:45 pm
Hot Grip has been read to SweetCuddleBunny!
SweetCuddleBunny says, "I might be excited and a little over dramatic, but that was the best thing to bless this world since air."
SweetCuddleBunny says, "I might be excited and a little over dramatic, but that was the best thing to bless this world since air."
04/1/23 8:14 pm
Lol, Happy Elwood Day!
04/1/23 7:10 pm
The extra fingers slay me.
04/1/23 6:36 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Matilda Wormwood!
Matilda Wormwood says, "You call that literature?"
...I don't think she was impressed.
Matilda Wormwood says, "You call that literature?"
...I don't think she was impressed.
04/1/23 6:21 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Matilda Wormwood!
Matilda Wormwood says, "You call that literature?"
...I don't think she was impressed.
Matilda Wormwood says, "You call that literature?"
...I don't think she was impressed.
04/1/23 6:21 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Kayii!
Kayii says, "That was great! When's the sequel?"
Next Year or NEver
Kayii says, "That was great! When's the sequel?"
Next Year or NEver
04/1/23 6:16 pm
Thank You Elwood!!!!
04/1/23 5:38 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Mikitaka!
Mikitaka says, "I need to write fanfiction on this RIGHT NOW."
please refrain
Mikitaka says, "I need to write fanfiction on this RIGHT NOW."
please refrain
04/1/23 5:22 pm
Ninger says "What a waste of paper!"
04/1/23 5:20 pm
Even with the sizzling allure of pizza & the ever-changing desires of mortals, it's wonderful that Elwood has remembered that a firm grasp is ultimately required for total satisfaction. This year's item is a delight to behold!
Truely, the contagion of artificial intelligence spreads like the tendrils of a thousand horrors, yet the fleshy stumps protruding from mortal hands remain vexing. AI may attempt to capture their likeness, but, so far, an exact copy has proven to be elusive. Each twisted digit leads to another & another; an endless cycle of frustration repeated for an eternity wrapped tightly around a girthy pepperoni... slice.
Ah. I take such pleasure in the pandemonium~ ♥️♥️♥️
Truely, the contagion of artificial intelligence spreads like the tendrils of a thousand horrors, yet the fleshy stumps protruding from mortal hands remain vexing. AI may attempt to capture their likeness, but, so far, an exact copy has proven to be elusive. Each twisted digit leads to another & another; an endless cycle of frustration repeated for an eternity wrapped tightly around a girthy pepperoni... slice.
Ah. I take such pleasure in the pandemonium~ ♥️♥️♥️
04/1/23 5:04 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Chimerrical!
Chimerrical says, "I'm going to read this every day from this point on."
Your pet has gained an alchemy point!
So this is the power of AI... Thanks, Elwood!
Chimerrical says, "I'm going to read this every day from this point on."
Your pet has gained an alchemy point!
So this is the power of AI... Thanks, Elwood!
04/1/23 4:54 pm
I love the AI art. :D
04/1/23 4:51 pm
lolol AMAZING
Love you Elwood!!!
Love you Elwood!!!
04/1/23 4:49 pm
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04/1/23 4:47 pm
Is the name "Hot Grip" a play on something?
04/1/23 4:44 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Nekhtet!
Nekhtet says, "Top ten, easily!"
LOL. Hooray for Elwood Day! x)
Nekhtet says, "Top ten, easily!"
LOL. Hooray for Elwood Day! x)
04/1/23 4:38 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Jurples!
Jurples says, "I might be excited and a little over dramatic, but that was the best thing to bless this world since air."
Jurples, get a grip! Sheesh.
Jurples says, "I might be excited and a little over dramatic, but that was the best thing to bless this world since air."
Jurples, get a grip! Sheesh.
04/1/23 4:29 pm
"Boy that would be useful when handling my wood. For the pizza ovens." O Elwood!!! lol
04/1/23 4:28 pm
I have be waiting for this very post!
04/1/23 4:22 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Ms Iris!
Ms Iris says, "Hot Grip is my new favorite book!"
And that says it all, folks 😉
Ms Iris says, "Hot Grip is my new favorite book!"
And that says it all, folks 😉
04/1/23 4:22 pm
Happy Elwood Day to you too Elwood!
Thanks for the book! <3
Thanks for the book! <3
04/1/23 4:19 pm
I love you so much dude
04/1/23 4:19 pm
Thank you and Happy Elwood Day
04/1/23 4:18 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Merra!
Merra says, "You call that literature?"
probably not
Merra says, "You call that literature?"
probably not
04/1/23 4:17 pm
Bahaha. Everything about this is perfect. <3 Hurray for Elwood!
04/1/23 4:17 pm
I love you Elwood, never change ✨
04/1/23 4:15 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Rubens!
Rubens says, "That made me feel some things and I'm going to need to process it."
Me too, bud. Especially that cover...
Rubens says, "That made me feel some things and I'm going to need to process it."
Me too, bud. Especially that cover...
04/1/23 4:14 pm
Thank you and Happy Elwood Day, everyone! :D <3
04/1/23 4:13 pm
Now the perfect opportunity to get my grip on.
04/1/23 4:11 pm
Hot Grip has been read to Vanilla Sprite!
Vanilla Sprite says, "That was so boring"
kids these days are embarrassingly ungrateful
Vanilla Sprite says, "That was so boring"
kids these days are embarrassingly ungrateful
04/1/23 4:11 pm
YESSS BEST SUBETA HOLIDAY I LOVE U ELWOOD!!!!!
04/1/23 4:11 pm