

Do you long for some tasty, patriotic treats to nom on during the festivities?
The Holiday Shop would like to offer you these, but also kindly asks that you wait until you get home to obnoxiously chant "USA! USA! Wooooo!" and the like.
(Weirdos.)

There's also a new sticker, too! :)
Posted by DNA_558
Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
Ghirahim
Eccentricities of our country aside, I'm proud to be an American. -lights firecrackers- Happy Fourth everybody!

I <3 them all! I'm as patriotic as they come. shoots off firework Thank you Subeta and Artists for another set of great items for me to ";hopefully"; collect. You did an outstanding job!! lights sparkler

Ahhh the sweet taste of freedom, I love it! <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
freedom, french...in the end, it's still food. but the colors are interesting in food and they're holiday items, so okay!

I have a sticker related question.. is the only way to get them into your collection is by a friend sending it to you? You can't put it in your own collection? <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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i want icecream Now!
why are they called freedom fries, i know america is called a free country but are we really
(emigrates to micronesa)
(emigrates to micronesa)

Oh God, I remember the ";Freedom Fires"; thing! XD We Americans are kinda like chihuahuas - neurotic, loud, and very silly!
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Fun fact: America did the same thing with German food during WW1... example: Sauerkraut, Liberty Cabbage. And hamburgers were Liberty Sandwiches. XD</blockquote>
Really? I wonder what'll be the next change then.
Oh god, the freedom fries memories. I went to a restauraunt, ordered french fries, and got glared at the entire time I was there.
....and the fries didn't even taste that good. XD
Really? I wonder what'll be the next change then.
Oh god, the freedom fries memories. I went to a restauraunt, ordered french fries, and got glared at the entire time I was there.
....and the fries didn't even taste that good. XD
Well, happy 4th of July, Americans.
And now I feel hungry <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
And now I feel hungry <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
Not to toot my own horn but..
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Maybe he can have some FREEDOM fries or FREEDOM Toast, while he's there.. Yes.</blockquote>
I love it! LOVE IT!
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Maybe he can have some FREEDOM fries or FREEDOM Toast, while he's there.. Yes.</blockquote>
I love it! LOVE IT!
USA! USA! Wooooo!
French fries... weren't named after France. Hah! Were we actually that dumb? xD
Oh boy, I wish I remembered this. What'll we come up with next? waves firecrackers
French fries... weren't named after France. Hah! Were we actually that dumb? xD
Oh boy, I wish I remembered this. What'll we come up with next? waves firecrackers
Lulz. Brings back the memories and makes me snicker. Because we like to laugh at ourselves...in America! [Sorry, couldn't resist the Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged ref...]

hahaha YUM.. I am going to the kitchen to make me some French Toast.. haven't had it forever. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Happy Independence Day everyone! waves flag
Ohmygosh - that actually happened in the USA?! XD -laughs-
If it's that much of a problem having 'french' in the name of a food, why not just call them 'chips' like us British? XD Very funny, I like this items. 8D
If it's that much of a problem having 'french' in the name of a food, why not just call them 'chips' like us British? XD Very funny, I like this items. 8D
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awesome job, artists - and kudos to the SubetaTeam for nods to historical humour!!
<img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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The funny thing about the ";Freedom Toast"; is that it looks identical to the French flag, except backwards. (French flag is blue white red.) XD
Fun fact: America did the same thing with German food during WW1... example: Sauerkraut, Liberty Cabbage. And hamburgers were Liberty Sandwiches. XD
Fun fact: America did the same thing with German food during WW1... example: Sauerkraut, Liberty Cabbage. And hamburgers were Liberty Sandwiches. XD

Haha, people are way too oversensitive. I hope you guys who are complaining about these items never have to deal with real-life. Ever. ):
Anyways, I almost lol'd at 'freedom toast'. USA! USA! xD;
Anyways, I almost lol'd at 'freedom toast'. USA! USA! xD;
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These are pretty, but I'm still trying to find the UFO items, haven't seen those in the shop either.
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: D
Colored fries? Me want....
Colored fries? Me want....
I released them today because an artist made them for today. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> You realize quite a few of us are American, and similarly, quite a few of us enjoy laughing at ourselves and how silly our patriotism can become, right?
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I'm not sure if everyone's on good terms or not, but the freedom fries/toast thing was pretty much dropped within a year, as far as I know. It was pretty dumb. Although, the only time I ever seen such a thing, was at one food stand at an amusement park.

Oh, yeah. I remember the little freedom fries debacle. Is everyone friends again now or what? <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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That was a sticker? <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" /> Ah, I thought the Flag wearable got an update! DOH! XP Guess I'll have to stalk that shop too now. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />

pokes my name on the emigrate to Canada waiting list
I will just munch on these fries for now xD
I will just munch on these fries for now xD
O.o; I dunno if I should be amused or upset at these... Sure - when USA did the whole 're-naming' of 'french named foods'... it was a laugh. But why release these today? Is it bad we want to celebrate our holiday? So what if we dye our dogs rediculous colors and re-name food that, honestly, didn't need to be re-named... We're Americans. We can do whatever we want. -smirk.fails-

rofl. Best descriptions. Ever <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Are we unpatriotic if we don't eat freedom food ? Because, of course, changing the name will suddenly make the people the food is named for feel completely unworthy and of course decide to join us in whatever our fearless leader decides to do.
Or something.
`emigrates to Australia`
Are we unpatriotic if we don't eat freedom food ? Because, of course, changing the name will suddenly make the people the food is named for feel completely unworthy and of course decide to join us in whatever our fearless leader decides to do.
Or something.
`emigrates to Australia`
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Hehe I loled the day that french fries were changed to ";freedom fries";. I don't know if it actually happened in most stores, I'm from Australia so I only heard it in the news, but yeah.. I still loled. Anyway I love this site even more for being sarcasitc about it instead of sucking up the whole July 4th thing and making a big patriotic deal about it like some other sites coughmaplestorycough
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Description of the sticker: USA! USA! Wooooo!
XD I need it!
XD I need it!
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USA. USA. USA.
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-shot-
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The Freedom Toast looks like a Dutch Toast xD
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Ah, great. Right after I get off line and these patriotic items go in stock...today was supposed to be my Restock day! <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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It sounded like some one from England, to me. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />


axcgdfsga Okay, I just LOL'd so hard. XDD You guys are THE BEST.<br /><br />There was a place around here a few years ago with a sign out front that said ";We have Freedom Fries!"; (no, there was nothing special about them). But their food sucked anyway, so my friends and I just laughed every time we drove by.... because now, on top of the nasty food, they had stupid names for said food. XD
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-snortsnort- I love them


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Oh, sure. Let's all pick on the americans today. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Need those fries, so I can go chant USA! USA! into the phone to my canadian friends.

FOOD? I want more clothes, books, toys, SOMETHING!! <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Cute food tho! LOL
Cute food tho! LOL
Personally, I wouldn't trust any food with that much artificial coloring. You'd have cancer by next Thursday. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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rolls eyes Perhaps someone might be jealous of the US happiness (or pushing buttons, me thinks)?<p />I find this kind of funny, because it's french toast and french fries (which I realize don't come from France, but I digress) and they're all patriotic and such. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> OMG! Wait, it's freedom toast and fries, which I agree, was pretty strange. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_happy_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />
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Omg, I can't believe someone actually did these....
I wonder how these Fries taste...freedom-ly? <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I accept 333 - Freedom Toast has been put in your items
Daaaaang I'm good. :* These are cute. I need some fries now. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Daaaaang I'm good. :* These are cute. I need some fries now. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Now I want me some french fries. <img src="http://www.subeta.org/images/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />