Hello, I'm Titania McGee with Channel 5 Action News, your BEST source for up to date information.
Today's top story: They thought they were safe while visiting the Omen Islands for the festival, but it seems that Amy, Emma and Charity have all been kidnapped from the festivities by the ragtag crew of The Freyalise, the very same pirates who invaded the island celebration only two nights ago.
Channel 5 managed to get a hold of the captain of The Freyalise, Fishbreath Jacques, who had this to say:
Quote by Captain Jacques:
Well, how be ye, pretty lady? *hic* How would ye like to shiver me timbers?
*hic*
Oh, aye. We mean th' lasses no harm, 'n they be in a safe place. Th' Omen Islanders would have ye believe that their "celebration" be light-hearted an' fun, but what they haven't shared be th' details 'o 'tis Final Offerin'. Th' schpirit that be usually sacrificed to th' avatar 'o th' sea be none other than a young lass. We merely took these girlsh fer their own protec--*hic*-- their own securi--*hic-- their own welfare.
Th' shtories these Islanders spin shmell worse than th' garlic Angrybeard puts in me dinner. A bunch 'o slimy snails, they be.
Aye, snails would be quite jolly fer dinner. Angrybeard! Whar be ye, ye foul cur?!
We are currently looking to speak to the tribal leader of the islanders, User not found: kahaleitzli to get a statement on these rather harsh accusations.
Posted by [NPC] Titania McGee
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lulz. Angryburd putz in me dinnerz. :B
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HOLY SRIMP
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dancehavok
BUT AMY'S A MINOR!!!! AND THE CAPTAINS A DRUNK PENGUIN!!!
If they're doing what other pirates do... urk-
If they're doing what other pirates do... urk-
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skittlebaby
Oh noes! Emma! She's my fave! I hope she's okies! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> Don't you hurt her, you pirates! *waves tiny, chibi fist of anger in the air! x3!
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bmg
So... The pirate thing..? It was nothing? *takes off armor, puts away weapons* It was just starting to get interesting, too...
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Immortal
Holy crapola....all hell breakin' loose here
Although I do like the survivor Omen Islands idea lol ^^
Although I do like the survivor Omen Islands idea lol ^^
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ChocoaKitty
I never figured this event out......<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Where do I offer the gold stuff????
Where do I offer the gold stuff????
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moonstone
naughty pirates...but would we have expected anything less...?
i hope they look after our girls and treat them well...!!
i hope they look after our girls and treat them well...!!
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Ninjas FTW!
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SeriousGreen
The truth is always somewhere in the middle...methinks the pirates' grey cells have been pickled by too many rum toddies and the islanders' Big Kahuna may be a leaf or two short of a grass skirt. Solution: Ship Capt. Jacques and Kahaleitzli off to Anger Management Class while Channel 5 flies in Survivor Host Jeff Probst to sponsor a new reality TV show with the pirates and islanders entitled, "Do You Believe In Omens?"
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Dews
This is a virtual world people, don't take it sooo seriously, lol. Although I'm hoping for another war.
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natsnana
My lovely pirates have saved the damsels from human sacrifice. How can you treat them so cruelly?
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DealWitchIt
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Ha! I so called that! They are like the Aztecs!! </blockquote>
Agreed... and lets see who was being so defensive here? Yeah you guessed it the islanders. They even want to shun us from the festivities... I wonder why... Oh yeah they sacrifice people.
Agreed... and lets see who was being so defensive here? Yeah you guessed it the islanders. They even want to shun us from the festivities... I wonder why... Oh yeah they sacrifice people.
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Aline
I'D GLEEFULLY SACRIFICE MYSELF, IF THE PIRATES RELEASE THEM.
No, seriously, it's harsh, guys. They're useful members of our society. And using free candy to attract Amy is just mean. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
No, seriously, it's harsh, guys. They're useful members of our society. And using free candy to attract Amy is just mean. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
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Yes I Can Team Pirate!!!!
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MONSTER
TEAM PIRATES!
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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rhino_loupe
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">ThatthereTitania McGee has a mighty temptin' treasure chest that I'd love to get my hands on! Arrr! </blockquote>Jacques! Filthly pirate <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_xface.gif" border="0" />
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Nanny
OMNG! I clicked the link .. is this another Cookie Grabber .. opened to another window no sub i closed it down fast .. Goes to CHANGE PASSWORD
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Cynder
Hum, I would like a translation... I don't speak "pirate" at all <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" /> (if the english is hard, bad grammar it's killing me)
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Zel
Good on ye, Captain. T' landlubbers may disrespect us, but it ain't their fault t' savages spun 'em lies an' danced with their heads.
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Enigma
My Dillema Charmed is devastated at the loss of Miss. Emma <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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[NPC] Captain Jacques
ThatthereTitania McGee has a mighty temptin' treasure chest that I'd love to get my hands on! Arrr!
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EMMA_778
nooo. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
they kidnapped me! xD
they kidnapped me! xD
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i cant believe they kidnapped amy emma and charity
wat should we do
wat should we do
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argggg!
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Saturnine
Oh no he didn't <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
Don't worry, Islanders will save them!
Don't worry, Islanders will save them!
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Akele
Aaah, pardon, a 'spiritual offering', then. Still sounds a little suspicious to me... I don't know which side to root for!
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loopa
sacrifices? glad it ain't cannibalism...emma would be a good meal. amy' s nice and tender, and charity's too thin for my taste...
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rhino_loupe
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Although being a final sacrifice isn't that great sounding either </blockquote>It's a spiritual offering, not a sacrifice O:
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Damon
Arr tis getting excitin' round here. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Periwinkle_911
Holy. Human sacrifice? Somehow, I wouldn't be surprised of the islanders did that. O:
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Meepsworth
I KNEW I CHOSE THE RIGHT SIDE! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> I KNEW IT! PIRATES ALWAYS PROTECT PEOPLE FROM EVIL! ALWAYS! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Don't blame the Islanders. You pirates are the ones that stole the girls.
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Good thing I'm for the pirate crew, I knew the islanders were bad news! :O
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MOROwhitewolf
Oh my God <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" /> plot twist! I think the lasses'll be all right, I'm worried about this final sacrifice here!
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Akele
Ack, sorry about the blank comment. What it should've said was...: :O Nooes, Emma! ...Although being a final sacrifice isn't that great sounding either though.
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Speiro
Yay Pirates <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Fishbreath Jacques XD
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Oh shit.
Quick! Get to da chopper!
Quick! Get to da chopper!
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rhino_loupe
Noooo bring back our women <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_xface.gif" border="0" />
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