Hey, what's up? My real, dedicated fans (shoutout to my homies in Centropolis) know that today is a very special day. Possibly, the most special day of them all. Yep, that's right, it's finally Elwood Day. Don't let this "murder" talk get you down. There are going to be fireworks, y'all! Fireworks!
I'm going to be proudly showing off my 'wood, and you should flash your 'wood, too, with this awesome sticker. It's of my face because my real best quality wasn't "family friendly". I totally made it myself, too, so you can admire my rugged handsomeness and my creativity at the same time.
And just because I'm such a cool guy, it's free. Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.
Posted by [NPC] Elwood
Load this on 🆕 Kumos site
I LOL'D SO HARD.
How much 'wood would Elwood show if Elwood could show 'wood? Elwood would show as much 'wood as Elwood could show if Elwood could show 'wood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
That's almost more of a tongue twister than the real woodchuck one. ..Hehehe. Woodchuck in this context.
How much 'wood would Elwood show if Elwood could show 'wood? Elwood would show as much 'wood as Elwood could show if Elwood could show 'wood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
That's almost more of a tongue twister than the real woodchuck one. ..Hehehe. Woodchuck in this context.
Wow, I just choked on my mocha. That was an epic news post. However...Elwood is so proud of his 'wood, I have to wonder if he's overcompensating for something. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LIL' BUDDY. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Well, I am not flashing my wood, but my HA is currently flashing his bone.
Also, feed me, Elwood.
XD
Also, feed me, Elwood.
XD
WE <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> ELWOOD.
c:
Awesome that this actually happened~
c:
Awesome that this actually happened~
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">CURES CANCER? FEEDS THE HUNGRY?
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.</blockquote>
QFT on this glorious Elwood day.
OH GLORIOUS ELWOOD.</blockquote>
QFT on this glorious Elwood day.
It actually happened. xD
Happy Elwood Day!
Too bad you couldn't show off your real best quality, but the other best is just as good. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Happy Elwood Day!
Too bad you couldn't show off your real best quality, but the other best is just as good. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
OH HELLZ YES.
Happy Elwood Day!
nudges Elwood Can I get an exclusive sticker of your real best quality? Hmm?
Happy Elwood Day!
nudges Elwood Can I get an exclusive sticker of your real best quality? Hmm?
"Family friendly"... hmmm, is Elwood channeling Johnny Weir? LOVE IT. YOU ROCK YOUR WOOD. Or your tassel. Whichever!
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Even the poor deserve the majesty of impressive 'wood.</blockquote>
THAT. That needs to go on a T-shirt with your face on it. I would wear it all the time as the funniest, most obscure joke of all time.
THAT. That needs to go on a T-shirt with your face on it. I would wear it all the time as the funniest, most obscure joke of all time.
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh; I needed it after the past half hour I had.
HAPPY ELWOOD DAY, EVERYONE! ;D.
Thanks for the laugh; I needed it after the past half hour I had.
HAPPY ELWOOD DAY, EVERYONE! ;D.
It's okay, we still love 'family friendly' stickers too! After all it's a sticker!
HAPPEH ELWOOD DAY! -dances-
HAPPEH ELWOOD DAY! -dances-
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Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
You rock. Whoot!
You rock. Whoot!
'Wood for everyone? Oh there'll be fireworks alright ... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" />
LOL. I love you Eliwood. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> I WILL HORDE YOUR STICKER WITH PRIDE.
Actually.
I think this is just an April Fool's Day joke, because we all know that EVERY day is Elwood Day. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Just sayinnn'.
But the sticker is cute, and the post made me laugh. xD
I think this is just an April Fool's Day joke, because we all know that EVERY day is Elwood Day. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" /> Just sayinnn'.
But the sticker is cute, and the post made me laugh. xD
Because of this i'm gonna put your face on my fridge. I have to tell you, not a lot of people get their face on my fridge!
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[claps]
CRACKS UP Oh man, I didn't know you seriously were going to do an Elwood day when you came into the SB! 8'D I almost excepted there to be random pieces of wood floating around Subeta, LOL!
ILU Elwood. c':
ILU Elwood. c':
I LOOKED AT THIS WHEN THERE WERE SIXTY-NINE COMMENTS. I LAWLED.
Also, I want to see your wood, Elwood. Will you pass it around and let us stroke it?
Also, I want to see your wood, Elwood. Will you pass it around and let us stroke it?
<a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi40.tinypic.com%2F33e0b3q.jpg" target="_blank">ELWOOD POSTED A PIC OF HIS WOOD</a>
what a slut
what a slut
I'D RATHER NOT SHOW MY WOOD OFF, ELLY BABY.
;c
You can have this instead.
...-gives Elwood a chunk of ROCK-
-heart-
;c
You can have this instead.
...-gives Elwood a chunk of ROCK-
-heart-
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
FINALLY!
HAPPY ELWOOD DAY TO ALL! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
HAPPY ELWOOD DAY TO ALL! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
I think the last two morostide had NPCs with different characters.. XD
(meaning; I thought Elwood was a bit different but yah, that might have just been my bad memories)
Happy Elwood day. ^^
(meaning; I thought Elwood was a bit different but yah, that might have just been my bad memories)
Happy Elwood day. ^^
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/flashes wood to Elwood
I got a splinter. :c
/flashes wood to Elwood
I got a splinter. :c
Sounds like he should go talk to Garrett... or maybe he IS Garrett in disguise xD Not just because of his new ghetto-speak mind you because Garrett is pretty well spoken... it's just all this talk of wood... I think Garrett might be able to relate xD
Subeta proves our super maturity with all of the -giggle @ wood- posts, hahaha. this post is so cute. :p
LOL Kudos Subeta Team.
LOVE The innuendos <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
-flashes wood to Elwood- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Happy Elwood day everyone!
LOVE The innuendos <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
-flashes wood to Elwood- <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
Happy Elwood day everyone!
GAHAHA I LOL'D HEARTILY
I also adore fireworks. Where are they. WHERE ARE THE FIREWORKS, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE FIREWORKS, ELWOOD. DON'T BE LYIN' TO ME, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN I SWEAR.
I also adore fireworks. Where are they. WHERE ARE THE FIREWORKS, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE FIREWORKS, ELWOOD. DON'T BE LYIN' TO ME, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN I SWEAR.
Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
[NPC] Elwood
STAFF
Where is your green hair? You should be wearing green hair in tribute to the splendor of the 'wood! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Fireworks? I like fireworks. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
wants fireworks to come on
wants fireworks to come on
I know all about you showing your <a href="/redirect.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi279.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk134%2FFreddie_The_Dog%2FElwood.png" target="_blank">'wood</a> off. Was absolutely hilarious though.
Happy Elwood Day to all!
Happy Elwood Day to all!
Happy Elwood Day!!! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Lol. Happy Elwood Day! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
FLASHIN' WOODY AROUND. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" /> Yay for Elwood Day! @--(--
I LOVE YOU. oh, I'm poor <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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OM HOLY FG THEY'RE ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGING ELWOOD DAY YESSSSS
AWESOME <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
runs to get it
runs to get it
Here's to the 'wood! XDXDXD