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Isn't it terrible when your beefy pale hands get so sweaty they can't grip your controller anymore, and it goes flying out of your fingers and shatters the TV and the glass pierces your eyes thus rendering you blind and gameless for the rest of your life?



Bits and Bytes thinks so too, but unfortunately these controllers are actually ten times more likely to do that than regular ones. Still, they're the hottest thing on the market today! Buy them all!
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Posted by Amber

fwiff

this made me gigglesnort. :B
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Directioner

Lol, pale, beefy hands. xD
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twocents

This made me laugh so hard. xDD
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Megu

-snort-

Thanks for the laugh. xD
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artist_526

...

LOLOLOLOL.
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KeTTu

....Since when do serious gamers have glass screen TVs? PLASMA, LCD, ETC. plz. In any case, these are so awesome
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Velluria

XD Epic description.
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Nuke

I am already really poor from buying those game systems and mice for Elecman

SUBETA WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME why do you make such beautiful things I MUST BUY FDFGDFG ;_;
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Eivor

My hands are already sweaty enough from restocking. But OMG CONTROLLERS. <3
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draconothos

What a wonderful ad. xD
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Pinklolly87

i lol@ the fact Subeta thought & put together this terrifying horror story about video games, on this cute little fluffy game we call our Subeta >.> lol
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Nonchalant

I lol'd for real.
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Damon

Ahahaha epic. c:
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MareNostra

True story. Though I have begun to grow accustomed to gaming blind. It was pretty easy after the surgeons removed all the glass from my face.

jk <3
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CassieFenix

Man, I want these, but I'm too tired to get 'em... /<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
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Rainboa

yay!
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Chlorr

...I have honestly never had that happen to me, Subeta, but you have put the fear it into me. I shall purchase one of these straightaway and avoid that terrible fate.
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carbon

lol
my hands most certainly are not beefy. though they are pale.
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Twisted_Pretzel

I have this sinking suspicion this is a plot to bring in revenue for the two shops XD
*runs off to buy some anyway*
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Kyphoscoliosis

Does this mean we get mini character figures for the card shop now? *hopeful eyes*
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Elcarim

its horrible that my beefy swelled hands still suffer through restocking.

where are all the "other" ways of getting points! ;A;
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