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Mississippi has a minion!

Bixby the Wrenchett

Bixby the Wrenchett
Mississippi
Legacy Name: Mississippi
The
Owner:
Age: 13 years, 10 months, 3 weeks
Born: April 24th, 2012
Adopted: 2 years, 11 months, 6 days ago
Adopted: April 11th, 2023
Statistics
- Level: 113
- Strength: 211
- Defense: 196
- Speed: 174
- Health: 188
- HP: 188/188
- Intelligence: 336
- Books Read: 324
- Food Eaten: 12
- Job: The Mastermind
minion
Old Black Water
Old Man River, Big River, The Mighty Mississippi, The Muddy Mississippi, The Father of Waters...
The word Mississippi comes from the Ojibwa name for the river, "Messipi" (or Misi-ziibi in contemporary spelling), which means great river, or from the Algonquin Missi Sepe, "great river," poetically, "father of waters."
Whatever you call the River, everyone agrees, it just keeps rollin' along.
Whether you roll with him, or he rolls over you, depends on your strength, will, and cleverness..., but mostly luck.
Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'
Ol' Mississippi, he's callin' my name
Catfish are jumpin', that paddle wheel thumpin'
Black water keeps rollin' on past just the same
Old black water, keep on rollin'
Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shinin' on me?
… Yeah, keep on shinin' your light
Gonna make everything
Pretty mama, gonna make everything all right
And I ain't got no worries
'Cause I ain't in no hurry at all…
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Mississippi says, "I might be excited and a little over dramatic, but that was the best thing to bless this world since air."
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section five!
Pet Treasure

76 Card Games

Whirlywind

Quart Size Empty Mason Jar

Ventura Trinket Box

Grungy Pressure Valve

Grungy Pressure Valve Handle

Steamwork Wrist Pistol

Repairing Boat Holes

Repurposed Steam Whistle

Repurposed Flyball Governor

Delicate Tarnished Pocket Watch

Oversized Steam Adjustable Spanner

Cajun Chips

Riverside Aged Whiskey

Whiskey

Absinthe

Homemade Dark Rum

Gold Special Coin





