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Hallucinated has a minion!

Sven the Uberwizzurd

Hallucinated
Legacy Name: Hallucinated

The

Common Legeica
Owner:

HowVeryBlue

Age: 11 years, 11 months, 3 days

Born: May 23rd, 2012

Adopted: 11 years, 11 months, 3 days ago

Adopted: May 23rd, 2012

Statistics

Level: 12
Strength: 71
Defense: 58
Speed: 17
Health: 18
HP: 18/18
Intelligence: 1
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Store Clerk

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Objection

Walter, simply put, is a unicorn.
He's not just any unicorn, however. Walter is a special type.
He was discovered at a particularly wild party by Sven Kirk. Sven had no idea that unicorns existed anywhere outside of fairy tales, and was quite surprised to see one standing beside the couch in his home.
It seemed that no one else at the party could see it, and Sven wondered why this thing chose to appear to him; according to legend, unicorns only reveal themselves to the most pure, and Sven was nothing of the sort.
He had just begun to ask why it was there, when the creature let out a resounding belch. It smelled of alcohol and various other substances.
"Nice one, man". Sven laughed, popping another mushroom into his mouth.
The unicorn looked confused. " the fuck are you?" he asked, prodding Sven curioiusly with his horn.
"I dunno, man. What're you?"
"The bloody queen of France."
"Oh."
The unicorn rolled his eyes and sneezed, coating Sven with a spray of unicorn snot. It glittered faintly in the light of the nearby lamp.
Sven rubbed the shiny, slimey film off on the arm of the couch, "Mr. Unicorn,we should be friends, you and I."
"Walter." The unicorn said.
"What?"
"You called me 'Mr. Unicorn", you imbicile. My name is Walter."
"Oh." Sven pondered the presence of Walter the Unicorn before speaking again,"I like you, Walter." he grinned, sprawling out on the couch.
"The feeling is everything but mutual."
Sven yawned as Walter found a ficus across the room and began chewing on it.
"I like you, Walter." he muttered again before drifting off into a technicolored dream.