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Richard has a minion!

Sir Lewis III the Disgruntled Cup Fish

Sir Lewis III the Disgruntled Cup Fish
Richard
Legacy Name: Dick
The
Owner: Calixto
Age: 13 years, 8 months, 3 weeks
Born: June 23rd, 2012
Adopted: 5 years, 2 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: December 27th, 2020
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Yeah, I know... listen: I know you guys used to call me by my childhood nickname but please... we're all grown up. Call me Richard from now on, c'mon guys. It's not funny. Shit... Oh hi there, I'm Di... I mean, Richard. I'm a young adult and I'm having a pretty hard time.
Pet Treasure

Toast

Sougara Wasteland Cowboy Dirty Bandage Tin

Ramen

Takeout Menu

Seagull Bait

Vodka

Quick Rat

Banana

Bunch of Bananas

Emotional Nail Polish

Wax Strips

Mascara

Love Sucks Candy Heart

Black Tangled Hairbrush

Potted Weed

Chinese Take-Out

Silver Special Coin

Pewter Special Coin

Subeta Tribune Special Issue I

Forgotten Relic

Original Gamer Control

Minor Curses: Missing Objects

Cheese Frozen Pizza

Mug of Helles

Metal Beer Keg

Lumberjacket

Half-Eaten Sandwich
Iconic Comic Book

Eggs

Poached Eggs

Eggs Over Easy

Gummy Fried Egg

Fried Eggs

Hard Boiled Eggs

Raw Chicken Eggs

Carton of Brown Eggs

Fresh Meat

White Smoke Wisp

Flashback Wild One Cigarette

Lighter

Classic Coffee

Plain Matchbook

Cooking with Gas

Coffee Run

Spiffy Cardboard Box

Carelessly Stacked Books

Broom

Cabbage

Broccoli

Whole Sage Leaves

Broken Record Player

Brewski Brand Brewski

Deli Cheese

Bread On A Silver Platter

Box of Childhood Memories

Vegan Lemon Cake Slice

Regular Bleer

Ale Flavored Beer

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