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Shadow the Vampy
Shadow the Vampy
Hearst
Legacy Name: Hearst
The
Nightmare ArchanOwner: Illyria
Age: 13 years, 10 months, 4 weeks
Born: August 22nd, 2012
Adopted: 13 years, 10 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: August 22nd, 2012
Statistics
- Level: 294
- Strength: 730
- Defense: 730
- Speed: 722
- Health: 722
- HP: 722/722
- Intelligence: 928
- Books Read: 911
- Food Eaten: 1
- Toys Played: 0
- Job: Editor
I'm a sour old whiskey-sodden womanizing beast of a failed poet and drama critic.I was just fired from my job at the newspaper.
I'm manic depressive and only have one friend who comes around when he wants to borrow some money.
Once or twice a week I have a turn and do crazy things like treading digestive biscuits into the carpet whilst shouting for help at the top of my voice.I was arrested for stealing 13 bottles of glenfiddich but was let off
My landlord smells like cucumber juice. I think he's going to evict me soon.
My only pleasure left in this life is food.