Original story by: TracyH
Why am I not pink??? Pink is my favorite color and Clarice Starfester gets to be pink and not me!!!! It's not fair!!! She's not even my sister. She is not even a HOLMES! She is not a pet adopted from or named after Mama's friend Dickie. Sure, Mama loves ALL THINGS HANNIBAL, and I really like Clarice as friend, but why didn't Mama make me the nostalgic Fester???
I am a stylist at the Clothing Rack. Most of the pink things in there you can thank me for. Well, I guess you should thank the artists here at Subeta too. Mama thinks they are the best in the universe, but I think there should be more pink things. Anyway,I hope to come up with a pink line so fantastic that I get hired at the Subeautique, but I need to study more books and workout at the gym more. With my quick temper I am not sure whether Esmeralda and I would get on well enough. I get along fine with Mauve. He understands my PINK OBSESSION!
I know lots of people adore Darkmatter. I am not one of them. I do love my sweet little minion Dots the Dark Matter. Although, I must confess sometimes I don't know if my minion is near me or if my own darkmatter particles are floating about. She is terribly independent though, so no worries for her.
Mama does not understand that I prefer Shinwa to Maleria, Nori to Mori, Dawn to Dusk.
You see I really love pretty pink princesses. In my mind I am a pretty pink princess. Don't get me wrong despite my strong opinions I adore all my family and account mates.
Like all of Mama's pets I have a Mother's Day Memorial Frame. I love it even though I must say I voted for pink roses.
Also like all the rest I have a Patches. She is an absolute darling, but I must confess I wish she was patched with various shades of pink.
Well, Ta Ta I think I shall daydream about being a pink princess in a pink castle with a pink pony. :D :*