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Chessurr has a minion!

Mad the Crazy Matter




Chessurr
Legacy Name: Chessurr


The Darkmatter Charlie
Owner: Rea

Age: 10 years, 11 months, 1 week

Born: April 16th, 2013

Adopted: 10 years, 11 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: April 16th, 2013

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


The Cat only grinned when it saw Alice. It looked good-natured, she thought: still it had VERY long claws and a greatmany teeth, so she felt that it ought to be treated with respect.

`Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not atall know whether it would like the name: however, it onlygrinned a little wider. `Come, it's pleased so far,' thoughtAlice, and she went on. `Would you tell me, please, which way Iought to go from here?'

`That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' saidthe Cat.

`I don't much care where--' said Alice.

`Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

`--so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.

`Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, `if you only walklong enough.'

Alice felt that this could not be denied, so she tried anotherquestion. `What sort of people live about here?'

`In THAT direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw round,`lives a Hatter: and in THAT direction,' waving the other paw,`lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.'

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.

`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here.I'm mad. You're mad.'

`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.

`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'

Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on`And how do you know that you're mad?'

`To begin with,' said the Cat, `a dog's not mad. You grantthat?'

`I suppose so,' said Alice.

`Well, then,' the Cat went on, `you see, a dog growls when it'sangry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'mpleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'

`I call it purring, not growling,' said Alice.

`Call it what you like,' said the Cat. `Do you play croquetwith the Queen to-day?'

`I should like it very much,' said Alice, `but I haven't beeninvited yet.'

`You'll see me there,' said the Cat, and vanished.

Alice in Wonderland-Lewis Carroll

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