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Slaydis has a minion!

Bixby the Boiled Fish

Slaydis
Legacy Name: Slaydis

The

Hydrus Montre
Owner:

Ryuu

Age: 19 years, 4 months, 3 days

Born: December 15th, 2004

Adopted: 19 years, 4 months, 3 days ago (Legacy)

Adopted: December 15th, 2004 (Legacy)

Statistics

Level: 161
Strength: 452
Defense: 401
Speed: 400
Health: 400
HP: 400/400
Intelligence: 5
Books Read: 5
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Kennel Cleaner

Hello, hello, hello.
Are you here for fish? No??? Then what?
Wait, wait. You must be here for tea instead. It's special tea; really good.
They bring it, after all. Very good, really good, truly most sincerely good.

Take it, drink it. Hurry, hurry, before it gets cold.
No one wants old, cold tea.

Mind the fish... gotta bag those. Trade 'em, trade 'em.
Why trade 'em? hahaha. They bring me teeeaaa for fish.
No, I don't know where the fish go, don't think They keep them...
Someone must get them. Someone probably likes them...

Oh, but tea's much, much, much better than fish. You agree, right?
Fish are not good. They all don't like tea. They all get bagged. They all go away.
They take them alllll awayyyy.
Wait, nonono... that's not right. Not all. Bixby stays. Bixby likes tea.

You haven't tried the tea yet. Do hurry. Drink just a bitbitbittybit.
It's getting cold...
Hmmmmm? Which they? The fish are they, you are they, I am they,
They are they, Someone could even be a they. Haha-hmmm?

This tea, it is the best thing you'll ever drink. You have to drink it.
Do you want to goooo like the fish doooo?
All of it. Drink it. You have to drink ALL OF IT.
Drink it.
Drink it, drink it, drinkdrinkdrink.