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Pits has a minion!

Ah, sweet little wanderer, the Dandybunny




Pits
Legacy Name: Pits


The Graveyard Legeica
Owner: SpookDoggy

Age: 10 years, 11 months, 1 day

Born: May 17th, 2013

Adopted: 9 years, 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: May 3rd, 2014

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Statistics


  • Level: 61
     
  • Strength: 153
     
  • Defense: 15
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 260
     
  • Books Read: 258
  • Food Eaten: 2
  • Job: Certified Mad Scientist


Hello? Is anyone left in there?

Sterben Pits - Philosopher, scientist, doctor, corpse.

"Something missing," it murmured, all alone, flipping through the pages of a battered, leather journal. "Something missing, something missing."

The creature, (for it was a creature now, that much was certain, no matter what it had been some time before,) shifted awkwardly to its feet. Touched compulsively at each of its grimy, mangled tools. "Hmm hmm hmm."

There was a piece it simply couldn't place. A thought he-- yes. He, it recalled now. -- A thought he could not wrangle.

"Something missing," he muttered to himself again, more irately.

In truth, there were a great number of things that could have been his 'something.' His glasses, all sense of time and place. Patches of skin.

But none of that was quite what he had in mind. They were all inconsequential. Distractions. And yet somehow, maddeningly necessary components he was having trouble getting around without. Little... pits. Little pitfalls. Pitfalls. Pits. Annoying. Enduring.

"Tripwires!" He cried aloud, startling a flock of carrion birds. Not terribly far, mind you. Only up into the air and down again. They caught his attention. The creature honed in on them with wide, unfocused eyes. "Obstacles." He told them. Or perhaps accused them, advancing with sudden menace. "Impediments. Obstructions! Moral quandaries. Funding cuts!"

He was shouting by the time he reached them, tossing his head with a frustrated, impotent rage. Sending them shrieking again into the air. The effort-- the violence of the thing spattered the ground with blood and spit and rot. He howled at their retreating tails as if it might bring them back around. "Maniac! Bedlamite! Bastard! Coldblooded! Cutthroat! Obdurate!"

The creature gasped, backing up as if the outburst was something horrifying now suddenly confronting him. The click of his chipped and shattered hooves against the cobble echoed with the fading sound of his own voice. "No, beautiful." he whispered in the half silence. "Beauty, brilliant, missing... thing. Can't remember. Can't remember. Can't recall."

He searched around, interest taken fast with something maybe dropped. He brushed his nose against the cobbles, pushing abandoned bottle and fallen leaf out of his way. "Shh, shh, shhshhshh. No more words now. Say goodbye."

Teeth touched gently against their metal frame. A pair of spectacles, smeared in ugly blotches of filth and bile. Broken, lenses scratched and twisted. He picked them up. Bent them carefully back into shape."Goodbye, Pits." He crooned in an unpleasant tone, sickly sweet and patronizing as he placed them back on his nose. "Goodbye, Pits, goodbye."

Echoes in an empty place

Oh, how the devil smiles. Smiles he does, offers pen and book and promise.
Run, child.
Tempered tempers, tempered steel, cold iron, brass.
I never dreamed your radiance would be so blinding.
Hearts fail. I miss our talks.
Sweet pressure, kiss and tell and kiss and tell.
Lost and lovely thing! Lament of ages, flesh of my flesh! Bone of my contention.
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Pet Treasure


Bronze False Eye

Mostly-empty Vial

Sensory Perception Core

Broken Jug

Mechanical Parts

Mechanical Grating

Expired Novocaine Vial

Hummer

Discarded Rusty Bone Saw

Electro-Magnetic Relay Mask

Loose Screws

Busted Bolt Wreckage

Old Bottle of Formaldehyde

Repurposed Boiler Clock

Clockwork Finch

Circuitboard Blank Sheets

Circuitboard Tool Kit

Roll of Copper Foil

Refined Components

Steamwork Legeica Schematic

Spring

Universal Antidote

Clockwork Dragon

Freshly Harvested Brain in a Jar

Broken Glasses

Scientists Torn Lab Coat

Broken Glass

Torn Blood Stained Strip of Fabric

Rusty Broken Pipe

Broken Gear

Green Broken Bottle

Guidebook for the Newly Dead

Rusted Milk Can

Rusted Crescent Wrench

Repurposed Calipers

Questionable Tagged Syringe

Fragmented Mirror Mask

Burnt Photograph

Professor New Heartbreaker Console

Large Bronze Masquerade Respirator

Romero NOVA Fuel Cell

Ship in a Bottle

Familiar Watch

Torn Instructions Page I

Torn Instructions Page II

Torn Instructions Page III

Professor New Heartbreaker Cybernetic Bust

Shattered Mirror Shards

Butterfly Bandages

Black-Handled Scalpel

Steamworker

Steamwork Malticorn Plushie

Simple Steamwork Legeica Figure

Brass Steam-Wing Kit

Copper Gyroscope

Ziaran Pill Box

Microprocessor

Gaslight Wrench

Bronze Screwdriver Set

Welding Torch

Bloody Wet Specimen

Steam Dance Machine

Standard Components

Simple Components

Crude Components

Wrenchett Toy

Nostalgic Cadogre Toy

Nuclear Sheeta Plushie

Extra Strength Pain Pills

Nostalgic Legeica Toy

Gear Clip

Surgically Clean Bandage

Roll of Gauze

Subject Standard Issue Medical Gown

Asmodeus Concoction Base

Chemicals

Upside Down Chemical Spiller 5000

Mixed Blessing Potion

Bag of Blood

Harvested Lung Piece

Harvested Heart

Pile of Hazel Eyeballs

Hobby Knife

Suture Kit

Digital Eye Piece

Discarded Cogs

Subject Leg Replacement

Subject Midsection Replacement

Clockwork Dreams

Steamwork Laptop

Mini Flash Drive

Subject Arm Replacement

Copper Steam Powered Arm

Steel and Steam

Bound Doctors Journal

Mechanics Of Wondrous Contraptions

Simple Clockwork Design

Just Like Clockwork

Skitters Favorite Needle

Gear Shuriken

Bronze Masquerade Gear Mask (Right Half)

Skull

Pile of Green Eyeballs

Pet Friends


Praeses
Oh, how the devil smiles. Smiles he does, offers pen and book and promise.

Auriolus
Lost and lovely thing! Lament of ages, flesh of my flesh! Bone of my contention.

Heng Yu
Run, child.

Harding
Tempered tempers, tempered steel, cold iron, brass, I never dreamed your radiance would be so blinding. Hearts fail, I miss our talks.

Ethain
Sweet pressure, kiss and tell and kiss and tell.