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Swiggity Swag
Legacy Name: Swiggity Swag


The Nightmare Antlephore
Owner: LupusDarkmoon

Age: 10 years, 9 months, 2 weeks

Born: July 21st, 2013

Adopted: 7 years, 9 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: July 15th, 2016

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Statistics


  • Level: 43
     
  • Strength: 51
     
  • Defense: 30
     
  • Speed: 16
     
  • Health: 12
     
  • HP: 10/12
     
  • Intelligence: 35
     
  • Books Read: 34
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Store Manager


Spoiler Warning


Swiggity Swag the Nightmare Stag
Had this game in the Bag.
He'd keep the Professor on his toes,
And lead the Feds by the nose.

Cooked them all a great big meal.
They seemed to really savor the veal.
The one enjoying the Foie Gras is a bit authoritarian.
It's a shame the Journalist is a vegetarian.

As a killer Hobbs was so-so.
And Tobias just had to go.
It's a shame about that Franklin fellow though.
I wonder if he would be good with a nice Bordeaux?

Some may think it rather crude
that I dine on the Rude.
And Ms. Bloom seems quite sad
That I drove poor Will mad.

The Professor's mind has turned to water,
While I lead the lambs quietly to slaughter.
Should Abigal be my adopted daughter?
I wonder if I should even bother...

My friends, time is running out,
For our poor empathic little boy scout.
Will he ever figure out what this was all about
Mr. Gramham, please don't pout.

I am Will's church.
I am Gideon's steeple.
And yes, all the food is people.



Credits:

Swiggity Swag and character referred to in the poem are based off characters from NBC's Hannibal
Profile graphics, poem, and pet overlay edit by tallonreed
Profile by tallonreed and LupusDarkmoon
Tree clip art from here
Cursor from here

Pet Treasure


Intestine Pot Pie

Bloody Cream Creme Puff

Intestine Pile Present

Harvested Heart

Heart Beanbag

Heart on a Stick

Heart for You Sticker

Harvested Congealed Blood

Harvested Lung Piece

Brain Beanbag

Lungs Beanbag

Harvested Kidney

Harvested Chunk of Liver

Harvested Brains

Harvested Length of Intestine

Liver Beanbag

Stomach Beanbag

Intestines Beanbag

Kidneys Beanbag

Bladder Beanbag

Pancreas Beanbag

Meaty Morostide Cutouts

Guts Kebab

Oozy Intestines

Harvested Eyeball

Spiced Pickled Eyeballs

Pickled Ears

Skull Vodka Bottle

Skull

Skull Beanbag

Brown Creepy Hand Beanbag

Bones

Black Bodybag Beanbag

Questionable Recipes

Fungus-Infested Skull

Finger Puff

Pancreas on a Platinum Platter

Cannibal Soup

Roasted Heart

Heart Stew

Brain Stew

Brain Pot Pie

BBQ Rib Sub

Liver Salad

Creamed Belly

Powdered Bone Bits

Ground Bone Shaker

Brain Flakes Shaker

Powdered Brain

Powdered Lung

Heart Kebab

Aged Thigh Meat Kebab

Blood Jam Toast

Blood Pinwheel Pastry

Blood Twisted Cinnamon Pastry

Brain Twisted Cinnamon Pastry

Blood Jelly Pastry

Brain Turnovers

Blood Dumplings

Hearty Quiche

Brain Quiche

Bloody Quiche

Eyeball Quiche

Anatomical Heart Sugar Cookie

Oatmeal Raisin Brain Stuffed Cookie Sandwich

Milky Brain Puff

Brain Chips

Mini Heart White Chocolate

Mini Heart Milk Chocolate

Mini Heart Chocolate

Mini Heart Dark Chocolate

Blood Topped Chocolate Pudding Cup

Eyes and Chocolate Pudding Cup

Bloody Blood Pudding

Deer Antler

Ebony Back Rack Antlers

Long Red Dragon Horns

Bamboo Cutting Board

Plas-Tek Giant Morostide Meat Cleaver

Chef Carving Knife

Chef Bread Knife

Chef Fillet Knife

Bone Handled Skinning Knife

Manual Meat Grinder

Electric Meat Grinder

Suspicious Hatchet Sticker

How to Prepare Eyes

Psychiatrist Rag Doll

Pet Friends