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Jaeger has a minion!

Cecil the Albie




Jaeger
Legacy Name: Jaeger


The Common Fester
Owner: Frost

Age: 17 years, 9 months, 1 week

Born: July 11th, 2006

Adopted: 12 years, 6 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: September 22nd, 2011

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Dying was not the worst thing that could happen to a person. He would know. In fact, Mortis used to keep a list of bad things that could happen to a person. Actually dying was surprisingly low on it. Usually, dying was quick and painless. Unlike most things that happen to a person in life, things like heartbreak, illness, poverty, or, ironically, the pain of losing someone they love. Yes, losing someone you cared for was higher on the list than dying yourself. And yet, people always found a way to bounce back from these things. Except the death part, nobody could really bounce when they were dead.

He was always fascinated by humans. With the way they worked, the way they developed to overcome their limits, the way they shaped the world to their needs instead of letting the world shape them. The way they could seemingly make up entire worlds and universes in their minds. The way they wrote love letters and wove romances between two lovers who never really existed.

There was an ever-present hunger in the back of his mind, ever since he was "gifted" with a physical body. Constant, nagging, gnawing, and it only got worse over time. "You are what you eat", he read in one of their books. He didn't wish to become human, oh no, that would have been too limiting, too restrictive. Becoming mortal, fragile and... squishy was not on his list of things to do.

Still, there might have been some truth in that sentence...

He was similar to them. Intelligent, sly, painfully arrogant and always striving to sate that hunger for something more. Sometimes, being a... "wolf in sheep's clothing", as they put it, was almost too easy. Only that here, the wolf wore fine clothing. But the sheep were still sheep. Still too preoccupied with grazing to notice what was going on among them.

Perhaps you really are what you eat. ... But only slightly.

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Coding: Frost
Story & character: Frost
Overlay: Frost

Pet Treasure


Black Embellished Waistcoat

Boneyard Photo

Graveyard Snow Globe

Missus Sugar Skull

Mister Sugar Skull

Fresh Brain Burger

Bloody Brain Puff

Plain Finger Pie

Raw Turkey

Unearthed Bones

Vertebra Necklace

Suspicious Plastic Bag

Unnervingly Cheery Skull

Questionable Recipes

Suspicious Albino Bunny

Bone Stew

Brain Stew

The Monster Of Haebernold

VIP Undead Slacks

VIP Undead Jacket

Off-White Undead Lace Edge Shirt

Stolen Collection

Little Collector

Mystery Meat

Stolen Rotten Leg

Harvested Length of Intestine

Harvested Heart

Harvested Chunk of Liver

Harvested Kidney

Stolen Rotten Arm

Stolen Pancreas

Harvested Eyeball

Harvested Congealed Blood

Stolen Pieces of Bone

Harvested Brains

Bones

Tangle of Eyes

Harvested Lung Piece

Blutwurst

Necrovive

Jar Of Annoying Flies

Upturned Dirt Pile

Zombie Journal

Cooking with Chef Zombie

Rancid Inedible Meat

Female Zombie Minion

Olive Embellished Waistcoat

Black Skull Bow Tie

The Rot Within

Small Blood Cake

Discarded Rusty Trocar

Grave Robber Belt

I Love Your Blood Type

Death Perfume

Achieving Literacy

Meat Cube Present

Box of Souls

Meaty Bone Present

Gripping Tale

Aura of Mortal Terror

Foil Wrapped Raw Hamburger

Death Dice

Patella Brooch

Brainless Fwubbles

Bloodstain Removal

Grave Reminder

Writhing Corpse Scented Morostide Candle

Your Changing Body: An Introduction to Undeath

White Striped Collar Shirt

Pounding Heart

Stained Rag

Discarded Rusty Bone Saw

Blasphemous Shards

Coffin

Raw Beef

Grand Piano

Tales of the Heart

Unorganized Sheets of Music

Shoulder Rest

Music Sheet

English Textbook

Book of All Hallows Eve

Black Webwork Sportcoat

Argo Blackout Jacket

Calaca Groom Femur Paintbrush

Archduke Frosted Glass

Calaca Groom Rib Paintbrush

Bloody Zombie Drool

Calaca Groom Boutonniere

Dusty Carcass

Calaca Groom Humerus Paintbrush

Stone Skull Totem

Dead Fly

Calaca Groom Tattered Bow Tie

Calavera Bride Single Red Rose

Wretched Lock of Convict Hair

Calaca Groom Spats

Ribcage

Calaca Groom Skull Cufflinks

Zombie Chess Set

Guidebook for the Newly Dead

Night of Horrors

Tiny Carrion

Item Hunters Cane-Concealed Dagger

Corrosive Saliva Sample

Aged Pocket Watch

Buttoned Black Opera Gloves

The Summit and the Sands

Symphoni Nacht Bloody Sunday Jacket

Bloody Gravy

Brainloaf

Pancreas on a Platinum Platter

Brains and Chips

Bloody Blood Pudding

Hearty Quiche

Brain Pot Pie

Eyeball Topped Cake

Bloody Cream Creme Puff

Brain Turnovers

Entrail Nasty Pasty

Grilled Blood and Cheese Appetizer

Roasted Heart

Finger Food

Pickled Whole Brain

Brain Chips

Bloody Quiche

Brain Quiche

Rolled Pancake with Suspicious Syrup

Blood Pinwheel Pastry

Bone Soup

Brain Pancakes

Haggis

Mysterious Drumette

Finger Puff

Liver Salad

Blood Un-dae

Plain Blood Sausage

Blood Jelly Pastry

Student Violin Case

Skullface Bunny

Human Tartare

Discarded Rusty Forceps

Old Bottle of Formaldehyde

Ground Human Dumplings

Red-Handled Scalpel

Mortori

Mortfly

Bust of a Pale Horse

Distinguished Zombie Gentleman

Distinguished Gentleman Collared Blouse

Symphoni Nacht Bloody Sunday Silver Bullet Shirt

Symphoni Nacht Bloody Sunday Slacks

Black Dress Trousers

Southern Gentleman Vest

Gray Embellished Waistcoat

Southern Gentleman Tie

Black Lace-Up Boots

Black Formal Gloves

Black Belted Gloves

Light Wood Carved Skeleton Cane

Black Place Setting

Gnawed Rib Bones

Oozy Intestines

Slab of Raw Meat

Cerberus Bait

Guts Kebab

Tailor Meat Pie

Financier Meat Pie

Pussycat Meat Pie

Priest Meat Pie

Butler Meat Pie

Grocer Meat Pie

Heart Warming Soup

Blood Soup

Questionable Meat

Raw Chicken

Raw Pork

Dead Person

Jellied Blood-Bar

Mutated Heart

Loose Rictus Teeth

Sharp Finger Claw

Grotesquely Long Tongue

Drops of Drool

Jar Of Zombie Drool

Gnawed Thigh Bone

Delicious Femur

Cannibal Soup

Pile of Dead Eyeballs

Tombstone

Cross Tombstone

Professional Tombstone

Obelisk Tombstone

Spooky Tombstone

Half of a Tombstone

Cheap Tombstone

Shallow Grave

Seasonal Bottle of Grave Dirt Syrup

Gravedigger Shovel

Ivory Fingers

Pet Friends