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The Suspender Man has a minion!

Baron the Zodiac Snake Spirit

The Suspender Man
Legacy Name: The Suspender Man

The

Nightmare Bhakoru
Owner: CandiMay

Age: 19 years, 6 months, 2 weeks

Born: September 17th, 2006

Adopted: 15 years, 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: November 17th, 2010

Statistics

Level: 87
Strength: 217
Defense: 213
Speed: 210
Health: 211
HP: 211/211
Intelligence: 36
Books Read: 31
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Weapons Tester

just keeping notes! ;)

One moonlight night in the bayou a silhouetteThe air was sweet and the fog was vi-o-letThe gators were all drinking tea, in a dreamy pantsless gleeI saw a suspendered man, a banjo holstered in his hands.He had biggest red suspenders I ever did see, golly gee that's what I've seenHe flicked the brim of his hat, and this is what he said to me.

"Mister robut ah am The Suspender ManAnd dis banjo 'as shown me dah promised land.Now ah play a song but in return, yoo put dat shiny coin right 'ere in mah urn.And ah play yoo sumfin fine. Mah music gonna blow yo mind!"

So I flicked my coin into his pot, I gotta admit it twasn't a lotTwo cents and then his fingers wriggled,he plucked those strings and belched a giggle.He tapped his foot, howled like a houndIgniting up the unholy sound.

And I ain't never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never,never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never,never, never, never, never, never, heard anything so great.

Call the vendors.Big Suspenders.That's what everybody wants to wear.They stretch to Nantucket.Put them in a bucketAnd send them to the gnome trapped down the well(Tug 'em with thumbs is ideal)(While rollin' back on your heels)(Yeah)

He played the two cent show

And just like that he stopped playingMy jaw dropped to the floor.He cracked his neck and smiled at me,And said,

"Buddy, y'gotta pay for more!"

But by then a crowd had swarmed the swamp,tossin' coin in after coin.So he cleared his throat, and his fingers writhed,and everyone shouted for Suspender Guy.

Call the vendorsBig SuspendersThat's what grandma wants for her birthdayThey're bright red and awesomeEven worn by opossumsNobody wants their pants to fall down(Ma and Pappy want 'em too)(Even the ghost of your Uncle Stu)(Yeah)

He played the two cent show

Fracture dat banjo!

All the children sing and danceThose banjo sounds instill a tranceBy 4 AM the press what hotSuspender Man on the front page spotSuspenders were in and spats were outThe girls all suffered from fainting boutsThe banjos flew off the shelvesSprouting wings with dreamsof being played by Suspender Man.

But in the middle of Februarythe fog turned a crimson redThe Suspender Man disappeared,everyone was heels over headBut we found his suspenders and that old banjosittin' right there on his log

And though he's gone,that's what he getsfor selling his soul to the bog

Big SuspendersPut them in a blenderThree bat teeth and a blackened gypsy eyeBring it to a boilRelease your mortal coilOut pops a belt to wear for you and me-Nobody wants their pants to fall down-You could wear a dress and then...you'd have no need(The alligators had it right)(Wearing pants it sure does bite)(Yeah)

He played the two cent show