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Zazu
Legacy Name: Zazu

The Spectrum Montre
Owner: Santa

Age: 17 years, 4 months, 2 weeks

Born: December 9th, 2006

Adopted: 17 years, 4 months, 2 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: December 9th, 2006 (Legacy)

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Statistics

• Level: 22
   
• Strength: 39
   
• Defense: 13
   
• Speed: 23
   
• Health: 16
   
• HP: 16/16
   
• Intelligence: 0
   
• Books Read: 0
• Food Eaten: 0
• Job: Unemployed

HI, I'M ZAZU.
Do people often rub your head for good luck? Is your head shinier than a penny? Is your hair so thinning that other users can actually see what's on your mind? Do you find yourself up at night plotting world domination just so you can eliminate all the hairdressers that have mocked you in the past?

If you've answered yes to any of these questions, you may be suffering from human avatar baldness. Yes, it's true, anyone can suffer from it. Male avatars, female avatars, and even pets and minions! But never fear, for I have an amazing deal for you!

Zazu's miracle elixir! Yes, that's right, Zazu's miracle elixir! It's guaranteed to make your hair as thick and lovely as mine, and in less than 24 hours! Less than 24 hours!

Now I know what you're thinking, it's too good to be true, but I assure you, it's not! Why, not only do I use it, but Keith himself does as well! Yes! That's right! The owner of Subeta actually uses my miracle elixir! Have you ever seen a finer head of hair than his? I think not!

Act now, and you will get not only one bottle, but TWO! AND our guarantee that it won't smell like piss, unlike some other miracle elixirs!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

I know some of you are impatient, so if you order RIGHT NOW, I'll throw in not one, not two, but THREE wigs along with my miracle elixir! Can you believe that?! THREE FREE WIGS! Use them while you're waiting for your hair to sprout, or just save them for later. With all the ladies you'll be meeting, I'm sure you can find a good use for them! ;)

We're not finished yet! Act now, and we'll throw in some free hair clips and styling product, our gift to you, FREE! If you're not completely satisfied with my miracle elixir, you can send it back, any time! We'll refund most of your payment, but you can keep the hair clips and styling product, FREE OF CHARGE! That's how confident we are that you will LOVE our product! What have you got to lose, other than that unsightly head of yours?

How much would you be willing to pay for this amazing offer? 100mil? 150mil? 200mil? NOT EVEN CLOSE. If you act RIGHT NOW, you'll get TWO bottles of my miracle elixir, THREE free wigs, hair clips, styling product, AND we'll throw in a free comb just because I can see you're a guy who knows a thing or two about business. Yes, that's right, you'll get all this for just 10 easy payments of 5mil! It's a small price to pay for the ultimate head of hair!

Supplies are limited, so be sure to act NOW!! What are you waiting for, baldy? GET GOING!

Be sure to ask operators about our amazing mirrors too! Once you have hair, you're going to look so FABULOUS you won't want to look away!