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Svengoolie has a minion!

Kerwin the Poultrygeist

Svengoolie
Legacy Name: Svengoolie

The

Custom Nightmare Chai
Owner:

Tribble

Age: 10 years, 5 months, 2 weeks

Born: October 30th, 2013

Adopted: 4 years, 2 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: February 10th, 2020

This pet has been nominated for the Pet Spotlight!

Statistics

Level: 91
Strength: 219
Defense: 218
Speed: 218
Health: 225
HP: 220/225
Intelligence: 130
Books Read: 127
Food Eaten: 51
Job: Overworked Gem Polisher

Svengoolie
Citizen of Shadowglen
Television Host

Pleased to meet you, welcome to the Shadowglen television studio! I am your host for the evening; my name is Svengoolie. You can call me Sven, just don't call me late for dinner! *ba-dum tish* I broadcast my weekly show here on SDN - the Somewhat Dead Network.

Please don't confuse me with that living guy in Berwyn! Oh, I admit I stole his format, his schtick, and even his movies... But that is where the resemblance ends, I swear! Here among the "unalive" denizens of Shadowglen, these movies are slapstick comedies, sweeping dramas, and epic romances!

We get lots of laughs watching people run from blobs (Seriously, those things are pets here!). We are still trying to figure out why Dracula has armadillos in his cellar. We all chuckle and wonder why Laurie and Michael can't get along (and just why is Michael wearing a Shatner mask?). Many of our viewers are still crying over the fact that Cathy's lovebirds were excluded from the plans for the avian uprising.

I don't usually drop names, but a certain proprietor of a local pumpkin patch (whose name rhymes with jelly!) is a huge fan of my show... I am told he plans his weekends around it now that he is, err... back. *shifts eyes*

Oh look, our movie is about to start. Pull up a coffin and get comfy, and watch tonight's feature... It's all about a self-made man who is unlucky in love, and rejected by the uncaring woman who was made just for him. Literally!

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Tribble
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