Whatever. Yeah, I'm Sephitroth.
Is that enough?
I'm kind of a big deal, I guess. I am a shapeshifter.
I'm done now, and I'm leaving....Fine.
I don't really have a gender. I prefer male, but since I am a shapeshifter, I can switch genders as well.
Who the hell are these people, anyways? Why am I talking to them?
Um, no, I am not in any relationships. Mortals are annoying.
No, he doesn't count. He's dead.
Yes, I prefer males. Anybody who has a problem with that can kindly go die in a hole.
Do I seriously have to keep doing this?
I'm extremely powerful. Not many people can beat me in anything. I am also very intelligent.
Then again, I am older than most of you here...I may have a few years extra experience.
I am twenty thousand years old.
I enjoy killing, being overly snarky, sex and alcohol music, entertainment, and a good time.
I cannot hold my liquor at all very well.


