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Gilderoy
Legacy Name: Gilderoy
The Golden Lain
Owner: Tempest_921
Age: 10 years, 2 months, 1 week
Born: February 11th, 2014
Adopted: 10 years, 2 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: February 11th, 2014
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
"Naturally, that is to say: of course! Dear Rita, surely you must recognize a genius when you come face to face with one?" Lockhart replied upon being questioned. "What could be more dangerous than an angry banshee, or a troupe of mountain trolls?!"
Perhaps Lockhart's final demise was years in the making. Former students at Hogwarts remember Lockhart as "eccentric, attention-seeking, dramatic, but inevitably bright." Professor Flitwick admits that while Lockhart was a "real trouble-maker," he was "exceptionally smart when he wanted to be."
While Albus Dumbledore point-blank refused to release the details of Lockhart's condition, I managed to weasel some interesting tidbits from the English bonbon himself. Assigned to one of St.Mungo's nicer rooms, Lockhart was dazed and had a blank look in his eyes. I watched in utmost horror as grinning foolishly, his head rolled back, neck apparently unable to withstand the weight of the inflated ego. Though a nurse mentioned briefly that Lockhart "lost all memory, can't even remember his own name the poor dear," a slip of Veritaserum in his water got him to spill the beans.
Unfortunately dear readers, his brains are, in short, fried. I couldn't make heads or tails of whatever he was saying, and Lockhart kept mumbling something about "Snake, wand, Memory Charm." Well it's blatantly obvious that Lockhart was hit was a Memory Charm, seeing that he was under the impression I was his mother.
With regret dear readers, I announce the fall of yet another great hero. And next time on "Me, Myself, and I," catch the thrilling tale and covered-up blasphemies of Armando Dippet's rise to power.
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Story and Coding by Tempest
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