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Orm has a minion!
Cold the Shore Burrowing Bungleblat
Cold the Shore Burrowing Bungleblat
Orm
Legacy Name: Orm
The
Blacklight SerpenthOwner:
GrayAge: 9 years, 7 months, 2 weeks
Born: September 17th, 2014
Adopted: 9 years, 7 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: September 17th, 2014
Statistics
- Level: 105
- Strength: 238
- Defense: 236
- Speed: 218
- Health: 232
- HP: 232/232
- Intelligence: 9
- Books Read: 7
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
You've struggled with sleep deprivation for so long that you barely remember a time when sleeping eight hours was the norm. You know all about diapers and you can change one faster than Chuck Norris can punch, despite not wanting to touch the damned things. You have mastered the art of bottle feeding while texting on your phone.
It's not that you don't love kids. It that they are soul sucking demons who are only cute and cuddly about 4% of the time.
You have to give to to your old grandma, she's so excited about the newest family member that she relieves you of all your baby duties while you visit. Still, when the ice cream comes out and everyone sits down you're not surprised to be handed your bundle of joy when the little demon spawn places a foot in grandma's ice cream.
This is what camera phones were invented for.
Because this little baby will soon be old enough to understand that nothing is ever forgotten on the Internet, and that's payback enough for you.
It's not that you don't love kids. It that they are soul sucking demons who are only cute and cuddly about 4% of the time.
You have to give to to your old grandma, she's so excited about the newest family member that she relieves you of all your baby duties while you visit. Still, when the ice cream comes out and everyone sits down you're not surprised to be handed your bundle of joy when the little demon spawn places a foot in grandma's ice cream.
This is what camera phones were invented for.
Because this little baby will soon be old enough to understand that nothing is ever forgotten on the Internet, and that's payback enough for you.
Pet Treasure
Pint of Black Raspberry Ice Cream
Pint of Triple Chocolate Ice Cream
Pint of Cookie Dough Ice Cream
Pint of Chocolate Chip Mint Ice Cream
Pint of Blueberry Ice Cream
Pint of Vanilla Ice Cream
Pint of Cotton Candy Ice Cream
Pint of Cookies and Cream Ice Cream
Pint of Spectrum Sherbet Ice Cream
Coffee Cake Get Mugged Pint
Mocha Frap Get Mugged Pint
Java Chip Get Mugged Pint
Caramel Macchiato Get Mugged Pint
Vanilla Latte Get Mugged Pint
Cappuccino Fudge Get Mugged Pint
Chocolate Mochi Ice Cream
Red Bean Mochi Ice Cream
Mango Mochi Ice Cream
Vanilla Mochi Ice Cream
Green Tea Mochi Ice Cream
Strawberry Mochi Ice Cream
Honey Gelato
Vanilla Gelato
Lemon Gelato
Mint Gelato
Strawberry Gelato
Ice Cream with Licorice Sauce
Ice Cream with Chocolate Sauce
Ice Cream with Orange Sauce
Ice Cream with Pear Sauce
Ice Cream with Strawberry Sauce
Ice Cream with Blueberry Sauce
Ice Cream
Wafflecone Mountain
Festive Ice Cream
Pumpkin Ice Cream
Smiley Ice Cream
Distressed Ice Cream
Southern Peach Ice Cream Waffle Cone
Plastic Fallen Ice Cream
Chocolate Ice Cream Cone
Vanilla Ice Cream Cone
Pistachio Ice Cream Cone
Dropped Pistachio Ice Cream
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cone
Uber Delicious Cotton Candy Ice Cream Cone
Strawberry Ice Cream Cone
Lovely Chocolate Soft-Serve
Lovely Vanilla Soft-Serve
Lovely Cherry Soft-Serve
Lovely Mint Soft-Serve
Lovely Strawberry Soft-Serve
Black Nondairy Ice Cream
Peanut Butter Nondairy Ice Cream
Confetti Cake Nondairy Ice Cream
Pistachio and Maple Nondairy Ice Cream
Strawberry and Hemp Nondairy Ice Cream
Poopy Soft Serve
Chocolate Chip Poopy Soft Serve
Mint Poopy Soft Serve
White Chocolate Poopy Soft Serve
Caramel-Topped Soft-Serve
Deliciously Cold Cherry Ice Cream
Deliciously Cold Orange Ice Cream
Deliciously Cold Lemon Ice Cream
Deliciously Cold Vanilla Ice Cream
Deliciously Cold Mint Ice Cream
Deliciously Cold Blueberry Ice Cream
Deliciously Cold Grape Ice Cream
Deliciously Cold Raspberry Ice Cream
Flowering Ice Cream
Ice Cream Crab
Blueberry Kiwi Ice Cream
Raspberry Grape Ice Cream
Lemon Orange Ice Cream
Cherry Bubble Gum Ice Cream
Pineapple Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Pear Lime Ice Cream
Mint Vanilla Ice Cream
Strawberry Banana Ice Cream
Chocolate Toffee Ice Cream
Delectable Strawberry Sundae
Strawberry Sundae
Peach Sundae
Lime Sundae
Blueberry Sundae
Mixed Berry Sundae
Lovely Ice Cream
Blue Building Berry Ice Cream
Rift Special Ice Cream
Deluxe Vanilla-Pumpkin Ice Cream
Deluxe Pumpkin Ice Cream
Deluxe Pumpkin-Mint Ice Cream
Deluxe Strawberry-Pumpkin Ice Cream
Ice Cream Parlor Banana Split Sundae
Deluxe Banana Split
Banana Split
Balsamic Night Sky Sundae
Kiwi Trifle
Granola Berry Sundae
Moldy Ice Cream
Baby Angel Sundae
Strawberry Tigrean Ice Cream
Coffee Flavored Devonti Sundae
Blueberry Kanis Gelato
Banana Ice Dessert
Deep Fried Ice Cream
Freeze-Dried Vanilla Ice Cream
Freeze-Dried Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Freeze-Dried Orange Cream Ice Cream
Freeze-Dried Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Freeze-Dried Neapolitan Ice Cream
Bastani
Keith Day Ice Cream Cake
Chocolate Frozen Yogurt with Caramel Drizzle
Plain Vanilla Frozen Yogurt
Vanilla Frozen Yogurt with Raspberries
Watermelon Frozen Yogurt
Pistachio Frozen Yogurt
Mint Chocolate Chip Frozen Yogurt
Strawberry Frozen Yogurt with Chocolate Chips
Bubble Gum Frozen Yogurt
Cherry Flavored Ice
Vanilla Cola Shaved Ice
Tigrean Blood Shaved Ice
Egg Custard Shaved Ice
Pina Colada Shaved Ice
Rainbow Shaved Ice
Lemon Snow Cone
Rum Snow Cone
Lime Snow Cone
Blue Raspberry Snow Cone
Watermelon Snow Cone
Blackcurrant Snow Cone
Rainbow Snow Cone
Plain Snow Cone
Cherry Snow Cone
Orange Snow Cone
Sour Apple Snow Cone
Bubble Gum Snow Cone
Grape Snow Cone
Strawberry Watermelon Cybill Footsicle
Strawberry Cybill Footsicle
Lemon Cybill Footsicle
Lime Cybill Footsicle
Blueberry Cybill Footsicle
Grape Cybill Footsicle
Watermelon Cybill Footsicle
Strawberry Freeze Pop
Orange Freeze Pop
Lemon Freeze Pop
Pineapple Freeze Pop
Lime Freeze Pop
Blueberry Freeze Pop
Blackberry Freeze Pop
Raspberry Freeze Pop
Icicle Pop
Starlight Freezicle
Swirley Freezicle
Rocky Freezicle
Flaming Freezicle
Grassy Freezicle
Thorny Freezicle
Darkness Freezicle
Rainbow Slushie
Coffee Slushie
Lemon Slushie
Strawberry Slushie
Apple Slushie
Blueberry Slushie
Grape Slushie
Tropical Ice Cream Float
Five Taste Smoothie
Fruity Cherry Smoothie
Fruity Citrus Smoothie
Fruity Apple Smoothie
Fruity Berry Smoothie
Boba Shake
Watermelon Blended Smoothie
Peach Blended Smoothie
Orange Blended Smoothie
Kiwi Blended Smoothie
Berry Blended Smoothie
Strawberry Banana Blended Smoothie
Chocolate Milkshake
Vanilla Milkshake
Strawberry Milkshake
Dragarth Ice Figurine
Ghostly Ice Figurine
Feli Ice Figurine
Kerubi Ice Figurine
Malticorn Ice Figurine
Telenine Ice Figurine
Ice Cream Parlor Scoop of Spumoni
Ice Cream Parlor Whipped Cream
Ice Cream Parlor Whipped Mallow Puffs
Ice Cream Parlor Nonpareils
Ice Cream Parlor Jimmies
Ice Cream Parlor Topping Jar
Candy Rock Chunks
Bag of Dark Chocolate Chips
Bag of Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
Bag of Milk Chocolate Chips
Bag of White Chocolate Chips
Ice Cream Parlor Caramel Topping
Ice Cream Parlor Molasses Topping
Ice Cream Parlor Chocolate Swirls
Ice Cream Parlor Waffle Bowl
Ice Cream Parlor Waffle Cone
Bunch of Bananas
Mini Bananas
Red Bananas
Peach
Strawberry
Ice Cream Parlor Fanned Strawberry Topping
Cherry
Chocolate Drizzled Cherry
Small Bottle of Cupcake Syrup
Small Bottle of Black Cherry Syrup
Small Bottle of Coffee Syrup
Small Bottle of Orange Syrup
Small Bottle of Butterscotch Syrup
Small Bottle of Toffee Syrup
Small Bottle of Lime Syrup
Small Bottle of Pistachio Syrup
Small Bottle of Passion Fruit Syrup
Smiley Ice Cream Beanbag
Chocolate Ice Cream Sticker
Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sticker
Vanilla Ice Cream Sticker
Cookies and Cream Ice Cream Sticker
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sticker
Crazy Ice Cream Sticker
Strawberry Ice Cream Sticker
Ice Cream Love Sticker
Ice Cream Parlor Cash Register