Information
Sperm has a minion!
Whoops the Slimy
Whoops the Slimy
Sperm
Legacy Name: Sperm
The Custom Chibi Xotl
Owner: Permanent
Age: 9 years, 1 month, 4 weeks
Born: March 10th, 2015
Adopted: 9 years, 1 month, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: March 20th, 2015
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 8
- Speed: 11
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Stock Worker
As different can be
Therefore I'm distant
Always looking to flee
This is how it's always been
Mocked, abused and even bit
I must avoid them by use of fin
To make it stop, and make them quit
And so I'm fast to sprint away
Zoom and dart past all that hurt
But I've decided to make them pay
I must be stronger, I must assert
So I took that name they branded me
It once would sting and make me worse
But I made it mine and it set me free
No longer held back by some false curse
Yeah it hurt the first couple times, but I took that name and I swam with it. I had gotten really good at avoiding them by darting away. Also helps that I am way smaller than the other guys making it easier to make sharper turns but also fit in tighter places. I got so good in fact, I was awarded the title of "the fastest swimmer" which in my neck of the pond is a pretty big deal.
During races they would always joke to chase the egg. I would just use that to fuel me and watch them choke on my bubbles. Not so funny anymore for them. So just turn whatever they are supposedly using against you and make it a strength. It also really bugs them when you end up being better than them at something.
~Credit~
Akita for capturing me adorably
pizza for the wicked awesome profile
bean-stock for the water graphic.
Permanent for giving me words and finding me in the pound.